Perhaps your a Guru and you don`t even know it?
Here are some signs that your an Internet Marketing guru:
1. You have these weird hobbies such as shooting fish in a barrel and even weirder medical problems such as a jaw that drops to the floor which you can't afford to get fixed because you're always leaving your money on the table.
2. Every note you write to your wife is filled with bullet points and a PS:
3. You include the words Re:, notification of payment received and _______ in your subject lines
4. If asked for advice about something by a friend, you convince them it's a scam before trying to sell it to them for twice the price
5. You can only write weird numbers such as 59673.71. This made you flunk your math courses in school so you dropped out and became an Internet marketer
6. You got arrested in the rich part of town for filming a sales video in front of someone else's house
7. Your home videos are all auto-play and have all control options disabled
8. You were introduced to your wife by some ex-Soviet military super blacks ops hacker/coding genius who wrote her top secret name on a bar napkin after months of you pleading for it, with the condition that you'd only announce your marriage to your mailing list of close, personal "friends" for a limited time at an insanely discounted price
If you have any extra ways how you can spot a guru then please add them below