Interneet Marketeering Is A Mighty Fine Profession!

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I have been an interneet marketeer for bout as long as a honey badger been mean. Heck, it didn't even take me long to get up to six figures; although I done lost most of that there weight now!

I just want to be givin credit to this here Warrior Forum for all the help it has provided me over the years. I learnt a whole bunch of everythang I know right here. There have been a whole bunch of folks who have come and gone over the years who have been as helpful as pointy sticks and torches at a Frankenstein roast and I shore do appreciate each and every one of you!

BTW, does any of you old timin folks know what ever happened to a fellar named Chris who went by the WF name of GovtGuides? I honestly believe he was a sniper and lived somewhere over in the Far East or somethin!

Anyway, As I was settin here thankin bout those folks who have become successful thanks to the great friendships they found here in the WF and quit their jobs, it reminded me of ole Barty Sucklebelly!

Barty used to have him a day job. The last time he got his dadgum paycheck he decided he was not gonna go home. He was gonna go have him some fun with the boys.

Well, he stayed out the whole dadgum night playin cards and drinkin... watermelon juice... and he went home the next morning bout as broke as the arm on Venus de Miley Cyrus (that there is a statue of a nekkid woman).

When he got back home his wife was waitin at the door and she was madder than Caligulie (he was one a them roamin emperor penguins). She was so mad that she asked him, "Barty (she called him that cause that was his name), how would you be likin it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" Well ole Barty said, "Why, I would like that just fine!" Well, Wednesday went by and he didn't see her. Thursday went by and he still didn't see her. Come Friday, the swellin had gone down enough that he was finally able to see her just a little bit out of the corner of his right eye!

So the morale of that there story is this... don't make no matter whether you has a day job or is an interneet marketeer, make shore you go home when you are supposed to!
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  • Profile picture of the author jamesrich1
    LOL, Great story. I make it a point to give my family quality time every day. Working at home can become a obsession if you let it. You have some copywriting skills in you...
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  • Profile picture of the author Anthony La Rocca
    Agreed! The Warrior Forum has been a path I will always be thankful to be on
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  • Profile picture of the author RWB
    Cute story. Lol!!! That's so true.

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  • Profile picture of the author tpw
    I is thankful too that I found that girl with the rosy cheeks. I will be a red necking all the days of my life.
    Bill Platt, Oklahoma USA,
    Publish Coloring Books for Profit (WSOTD 7-30-2015)
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    • Originally Posted by tpw View Post

      I is thankful too that I found that girl with the rosy cheeks. I will be a red necking all the days of my life.
      You shore might be thankful Brother Bill but you shore ain't been showin up around the holler lately!
      Thaddaeus T. Hogg, The Hillbilly Marketeer
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