I'm currently working as french fry specialist at Wendy's and have decided to start my own home business. My reasons for starting a business of my own are:
- Lazy and don't like working.
- Water and lights about to be turned off in my home.
- The commercials tell me it's easy to get rich this way.
My goal is $25,000 per month within the first 30 days. If your business model or coaching plan can't do this for me, with no effort required on my part, then you are a scammer and I shall report you to the authorities.
Furthermore, I am only available to work on my business between the hours of 7:30 and 7:50 p.m. Monday - Thursday. (this way it won't interfere with my drinking, television habit, and video game time)
Finally, the business that will allow me to stop being a wage-slave and live the rest of my life in fabulous luxury must be absolutely free, as in no monetary investment of any kind. If you tell me that a business requires money to start and run I'll know that you are a scammer and again, I'll report you to the authorities.
The fact that I am dirt poor, unwilling to sustain creative thought for any length of time, and ABSOLUTELY unwilling to assume responsibility for my own life/results means that I am fully entitled to a FREE RIDE to massive success without investing cash or peeling my sorry ass off the couch.
Please PM me right away with your business opportunity and private coaching offers. If you expect me to answer any questions about myself or provide you with any information about my skills, interests, etc. in order to help me, then you are a scammer and I will report you to the authorities.
I should be able to get amazingly rich by literally sitting in front of my mom's computer (we have dialup) for 10 minutes each day clicking buttons. Don't try to trick me into thinking that my success has anything to do with a plan, commitment, trial and error, creativity, startup cash, belief in myself, or positive attitude or I will know you are a scammer.
Actually now that I think of it rich people know about leverage. So you should be willing to sit in front of my mom's computer (or maybe your mom has one you can use?) and click those buttons for me for 10 minutes each day; and then you can just mail me the check or send the funds through Paypal.
If you choose the Paypal option you'll need to set my account up for me.
Ok thanks everyone for reading and I look forward to all the free help I'll be receiving because - as you surely know - successful people are on this earth to provide handouts for the weak-minded and lazy among us.