URGENT: New Marketer Needs Help And It Damn Well Better Be FREE!

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Hi all.

I'm currently working as french fry specialist at Wendy's and have decided to start my own home business. My reasons for starting a business of my own are:

  1. Lazy and don't like working.
  2. Water and lights about to be turned off in my home.
  3. The commercials tell me it's easy to get rich this way.
On this premise who can help me start my own business immediately?

My goal is $25,000 per month within the first 30 days. If your business model or coaching plan can't do this for me, with no effort required on my part, then you are a scammer and I shall report you to the authorities.

Furthermore, I am only available to work on my business between the hours of 7:30 and 7:50 p.m. Monday - Thursday. (this way it won't interfere with my drinking, television habit, and video game time)

Finally, the business that will allow me to stop being a wage-slave and live the rest of my life in fabulous luxury must be absolutely free, as in no monetary investment of any kind. If you tell me that a business requires money to start and run I'll know that you are a scammer and again, I'll report you to the authorities.

The fact that I am dirt poor, unwilling to sustain creative thought for any length of time, and ABSOLUTELY unwilling to assume responsibility for my own life/results means that I am fully entitled to a FREE RIDE to massive success without investing cash or peeling my sorry ass off the couch.

Please PM me right away with your business opportunity and private coaching offers. If you expect me to answer any questions about myself or provide you with any information about my skills, interests, etc. in order to help me, then you are a scammer and I will report you to the authorities.

I should be able to get amazingly rich by literally sitting in front of my mom's computer (we have dialup) for 10 minutes each day clicking buttons. Don't try to trick me into thinking that my success has anything to do with a plan, commitment, trial and error, creativity, startup cash, belief in myself, or positive attitude or I will know you are a scammer.

Actually now that I think of it rich people know about leverage. So you should be willing to sit in front of my mom's computer (or maybe your mom has one you can use?) and click those buttons for me for 10 minutes each day; and then you can just mail me the check or send the funds through Paypal.

If you choose the Paypal option you'll need to set my account up for me.

Ok thanks everyone for reading and I look forward to all the free help I'll be receiving because - as you surely know - successful people are on this earth to provide handouts for the weak-minded and lazy among us.

#damn #free #marketer #urgent
  • Profile picture of the author Droopy Dawg
    LOL! Man this had my entire left side hurting from laughing. Thanks man.. you've made my Tuesday.
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  • Profile picture of the author milan
    Hello,
    You're being sarcastic (maybe), but I do have a plan that you can use to achieve that.

    I thought to sell it as WSO....

    ...but I got so much from this forum so here it is anyway:

    It'a a 1 (ONE) step plan to getting rich.

    You only need to find one rich cousin that has millions of dollars, and is going to die soon. You just convince the cousin to leave you all the heritage. Do it by phone: 7:30 and 7:50 p.m. Monday - Thursday. every day until he dies.

    Hope this helps...
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    • Profile picture of the author Ray Erdmann
      Originally Posted by milan View Post

      ...I do have a plan that you can use to achieve that...

      You only need to find one rich cousin that has millions of dollars, and is going to die soon. You just convince the cousin to leave you all the heritage. Do it by phone: 7:30 and 7:50 p.m. Monday - Thursday. every day until he dies.

      Hope this helps...
      Forget a 'rich cousin'...I'm thinking more of a 'rich grand-father'...matter of fact, the following song is one man's plan on how he did it...

      FYI..a few 'swear words' are used in a few places..do NOT listen if that upsets you!


      :-)
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  • Profile picture of the author Buildingfutures
    Well, Mr. French Fry Wizard,

    I must tell you that my system provides no work on your part, as you will outsource everything to a small Island I own where the natives work for pinto beans. I don't pay them a thing other than maybe a pinto bean a day, and they are all quite happy.

    No need to pay for outsourcing all this work when you don't have to.

    My super-specialist outsourced work will make you a millionaire overnight. They run many different scams, and are the ones behind the microsoft and Nigerian and Lotto scams. Currently, I'm swimming in money, and I will be more than willing to share with you.

    Did I mention that with this money I bought an Island?

    I did.

    You can too.

    No need for paypal, I just need your banking information.

    -Sean
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  • Profile picture of the author AtticusBaker
    ROTFL!! Great sarcasm (it WAS sarcasm, right?)! Love it!!
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  • Profile picture of the author tnewell
    You had me going there for awhile. I have met and talked with many who seem to have the above attitude although they don't verbally express it. Instead, they make excuses. Really enjoyed your article.
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  • Profile picture of the author R Hagel
    I can show you a system that does all that and more.

    And yes, you can have it for FREE.

    But there's a catch: You need to give me a testimonial.

    Since most people get my product for free and then don't hold up THEIR end of the bargain (grrrr), I'll need that testimonial up front. Right now.

    Go ahead and post your raving testimonial here... and then I'll send you the product.

    Cheers,
    Becky

    P.S. Hurry, I may withdraw this offer at any time.

    P.P.S. I've already received 482 PMs requesting this amazing product. It really is that good.
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    • Profile picture of the author Martin Luxton
      Originally Posted by R Hagel View Post

      I can show you a system that does all that and more.

      And yes, you can have it for FREE.

      But there's a catch: You need to give me a testimonial.

      Since most people get my product for free and then don't hold up THEIR end of the bargain (grrrr), I'll need that testimonial up front. Right now.

      Go ahead and post your raving testimonial here... and then I'll send you the product.

      Cheers,
      Becky

      P.S. Hurry, I may withdraw this offer at any time.

      P.P.S. I've already received 482 PMs requesting this amazing product. It really is that good.

      I made $5,372,826 in one day with Becky Hagel's

      IM GOOGLE CONTROL SLAYER

      And you know what?

      When I actually receive the product I bet I make even more money!!


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  • Profile picture of the author immick
    Not a problem at all for you to get exactly what you have outlined.
    At least I think it may not be, after all the majority of US voters in November 2008 thought so. I just haven't found that koolaid stand yet so that I, too, can join the great majority.
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  • Profile picture of the author Clyde Dennis
    Wow! Great title and fantastically funny way to break up the day a bit.

    Nice.
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  • Profile picture of the author Shane N
    Why don't you write an eBook on how to make the best french fries and sell it as a WSO with PLR?

    Or, I can just give you $1,000,000 cash...but you would have to get up off the couch to go take the funds out of the bank so I don't know if this method will work for you...

    Best,
    Shane
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  • Profile picture of the author Peter Soos
    It's your lucky Day! I just created the answer to all of your prayers! I am sending you (over the Internet) my Super Secret How To Make A million dollars In 30 Days Or Less course.

    This is presented in all of the media types...MP3, AVI, WAV,MP4,C-4, MOUSE...and about a thousand more. So that you don't really have to learn the 'Techie' stuff...just have anyone you can find hold up your IPOD or printer in front of the TV looking part of your computer at 7:40pm tonite and say "show me the money" in Hungarian.

    I will of course give you all this for FREE (don't want you to think I'm a scammer).
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  • Profile picture of the author kswr123
    Becky, what is this product you are raving about. I am tempted to give you an early testimonial now!

    Mubarak
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  • Profile picture of the author Buildingfutures
    BECKY HAGEL MADE ME $1,003,034,999
    IN ONE MINUET!

    IMAGINE WHAT I COULD DO IN AN HOUR!

    IM GOOGLE CONTROL SLAYER! WOO!
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  • Profile picture of the author peter gibson
    If you are really serious about achieving 25 000.00 by months end, then you must go and grab the program at this address. How YOU Can Start and Build a Money Making Machine that Brings in Money So Fast You'll Need to Buy a FLEET of Brinks Trucks to Carry All Your Cash In

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  • Profile picture of the author Popstar
    ROTFLMAO. I've been approached by so many people in the last 6 months who sound just like the OP... now if you could only tell me how to get them to quit calling, lol.
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  • Profile picture of the author spires
    haha, Nice
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  • Profile picture of the author GB2008
    This is an awesome thread - thanks everyone!
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  • Profile picture of the author Cynthia Hernandez
    Yes I needed a good laugh too.
    Thank you
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  • Profile picture of the author DougBarger
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  • Profile picture of the author jasonl70
    It's possible - hang in there!

    just take action!

    stick with one thing!
    oh, but don't stick with it if it's not working!

    fail fast!
    umm, I mean only if sticking with it isn't the right thing!

    sell your stuff on ebay or craigslist!

    Have you tried cash gifting?

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  • Profile picture of the author ChristineC
    Dear Most Esteemed Sir, You sound like a Most Reliable and Honest gentleman. I have money available to send you forthwith, and I believe you will never let me down, now or in the future. If you PM me your bank account details you will receive under separate cover a cheque for $2,500,000 USD. This is the proceeds from a bank audit of the Ivory Coast Branch of our West African Royal Bank, so you can be assured these are the most secure of funds.

    Your only necessary action will be to forward $500,000 USD to a separate account belonging to MR EDWARDOI. The remaining monies will be yours to keep so please reply urgently. The Transfer will be scheduled As Soon as is Possible.

    God Bless YOU and Your Family
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  • Profile picture of the author Gail Sober
    Your goal of $25,000 is too low and shows that you have no ambition or belief
    in yourself and will most certainly fail because of this.

    To make money online, you have to free yourself of such
    mental hurdles and give yourself over to the universe.

    I am sorry it didn't work out.
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    • Profile picture of the author Buildingfutures
      Originally Posted by Gail Sober View Post

      Your goal of $25,000 is too low and shows that you have no ambition or belief
      in yourself and will most certainly fail because of this.

      To make money online, you have to free yourself of such
      mental hurdles and give yourself over to the universe.

      I am sorry it didn't work out.
      Lol, this is a sarcastic post. He's not really like this, just making fun of all the newbies coming in and posting how they need money but won't work for it.
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      • Profile picture of the author adamv
        I don't know if what you want to do is possible but maybe someone with more experience in the don't do anything and make money niche could help you out.

        My plan (watch for the upcoming WSO) for the quickest and easiest money is going to go into detail about how to get a job as the CEO of a major coporation, run the company into the ground, and then cash in a multimillion dollar severance package or secure a few billion in federal bail out money, all in 30 days.

        This is a pretty popular method for making money these days but there's still room to profit if you get in now.
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        • Profile picture of the author Tim Whiston
          Thanks for all the excellent business suggestions!

          Particularly of interest is the advance testimonial, the relative with terminal illness, and the CEO w. bailout money program.
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  • Profile picture of the author J. Barry Mandel
    Actually with 20 minutes a day 4 days a week, if your NOT making at least 6 figures a month your doing something totally wrong and you should charge back for all of the time you wasted with that free coaching.
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  • Profile picture of the author valerieSONORA
    I don't think a french fry specialist would be able to write such a post :p Too much french fries can make ya lazy ya know?
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  • Profile picture of the author Barbara Wilson
    LOL!! Apparently it's been a slow Tuesday! For me too - I read every one of these posts! Too too funny - just what I needed!

    Thanks guys!
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  • Profile picture of the author Gail Sober
    Lol, this is a sarcastic post. He's not really like this
    haha, I know. I was just having fun myself.
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  • Profile picture of the author tommygadget
    Dear French Fry Specialist,

    I am banking supervisor at Nigeria National Bank. We have funds from a ded compattriot of yous. Ples send yoo baking informaton so we can effect transfer. I cannot do this myself as I am banking supervisor at Nigeria National Bank. You will be our leeason so we can take the money out of the country. Give us your baking information soon and you can to get 5% of the $30,000,000.00 in our bank. We need leeason becaus I am banking supervisor at Nigeria National Bank.

    Thank yoos. God bless...
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    Haha, made my day!
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  • Profile picture of the author Tony Vercetti
    lol, and at first when I looked at the title I thought this was going to be some kind of serious post. This really cracks me up
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      IN ONE MINUET!
      So Becky's also the brains behind "Dancing for Dollars"??? Is that an upsell, a downsell, or a slider???

      Don't worry,. Tim, she'll give you a free copy and you don't have to dance. Simply listening to 3 minutes of the music on the secret cd will send a flood of cash to your Paypal account.....while you sleep....in your pj's (or not, as the case may be).

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  • Profile picture of the author Jared Alberghini
    Tim,

    I don't exactly know what your point is with this thread, (french fry specialists have no right persuing a career in IM? Or, it's wrong for them to be thinking outside the box and thinking like an entreprenuer, because you assume they are lazy? Is that it?)

    Yes, I somewhat see your point that many people expect a handout, many people are lazy and don't act on knowledge given to them, but you are generalizing so much that it is is doing more harm than good...

    Most of your recent threads that I have read are very sarcastic, negative, ranting style posts...

    What's up?

    Take this thread for example... if anyone needs free coaching, it's clearly available. What's wrong with that?

    There have been 2 warriors offering their coaching/mentoring services for free, at the same time you are ranting about people wanting things for free... can you see the irony? Do you see why people expect things for free? It's because some good folks are willing to give something for free... what's the harm in that system??? :

    http://www.warriorforum.com/main-int...y-6-spots.html

    http://www.warriorforum.com/main-int...10-people.html

    There is just something that doesn't sit right with me concerning your attitude... can't quite put my finger on it yet, but I'm sure, in time, I'll figure it out... is it: complain about something and everyone will follow and complain with you?

    Your posts remind me of Paul Myers' Stupid Forum Trick #5:

    Clue Two: The fact that 12 other people pop-up in the thread agreeing with you does not mean you're right. It means that 12 other people with a predisposition to complain saw what you said and jumped on the bandwagon.

    .jrd

    P.S. I realize that many people will take advantage of free offers, but those providing the free knowledge are usually smart enough to decide who is worthy enough to share their free knowledge/time with...
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    • Profile picture of the author Tim Whiston
      I've edited this post because I got a little carried away with my response to another poster. Sometimes I do get sort of "over the top" but I'm aware of and working on the issue.
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    • Profile picture of the author GrantFreeman
      Originally Posted by Jared Alberghini View Post

      Tim,

      I don't exactly know what your point is with this thread, (french fry specialists have no right persuing a career in IM? Or, it's wrong for them to be thinking outside the box and thinking like an entreprenuer, because you assume they are lazy? Is that it?)
      Jared,

      There's lots of truth behind Tims' OP, and I think he's poking fun of most people's mindset about business, not about the person.

      A french fry specialist could think the same way a professional lettuce washer does. Only the lettuce washer is in envy of the french fry specialist. Both always focus on dirt that don't matter.

      Both minds, combined, really don't have a clue about how the owner of the restaurant thinks about operating a business.

      It's a way of thinking many people have that wake in the morning, work a job, go home, eat, watch tv, sleep, then wake the next day to repeat the process for 20 years.

      I'd post more, but I don't want to miss the Simpsons It's the episode where Homer passes up an opportunity of a lifetime, because the company doesn't give out free donuts.

      Grant
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    I think this post should be stickied
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  • Profile picture of the author mywebwork
    Tim I have a couple of ideas for you:

    (1) PM me your e-mail address. I will forward you all of the Nigerian banking e-mails from my Inbox, at last count there were 847 of these. If you cash them all in you will not only be rich, you will also own the whole country of Nigeria as the combined total value of all these e-mail offers is nearly 400% of Nigeria's 2008 GNP. You can sell the country on eBay, or get someone else to do it for you since you're so lazy.

    (2) Our late-night TV here in Hawaii is saturated with infomercials for "Jeff Paul's Internet Shortcuts", and this seems to be the ideal product for you:

    - You don't need to know anything about computers.
    - You don't need to know anything about the Internet.
    - You don't need to know anything about starting a business.
    - You don't need a website.
    - You don't need a plan.
    - You don't need any technical skills - or any skills at all.
    - You don't need to be able to dress yourself, make your bed or tie your own shoes.
    - You don't need to have a clue - in fact being clueless is an essential part of this program.
    - You don't have to do any work.
    - You don't need a product or service (so you won't need to have any customer support).
    - You can make 30,000 dollars per day on "autopilot" and it gets deposited directly into your bank (oddly though the "proof" of this is shown on the advertisement as 3 hand-written checks for over 100 grand each).
    - You will get invited to appear on a future infomercial where beautiful large-breasted women will interview you about your amazing success story. They will really like your french-fry background and will probably want to date you.
    - You will live happily ever after.

    All this for only 35 bucks (plus 450,000.00 in shipping and handling). How could you possibly go wrong?

    (3) Do both - forward some of the Nigerian banking e-mails to Jeff Paul as payment for his course. He will be so delighted that he'll probably waive the cost - just pay shipping and handling.

    Next week when you're fabulously wealthy please remember your fellow Warriors and all of the great advice they gave you to make it possible. And come and visit me in Hawaii - you can be my new best friend!

    Bill
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  • Profile picture of the author abundantlife085
    HA!

    My favorite is "If you ..etc etc .... I'll know that you are a scammer"

    Because I've lost count of how many times I've heard that - for whatever silly reason. I've even had someone demand free advice (not a customer I might add - hadn't ever bought anything from me), and then threaten me by saying if I didn't respond with a good answer that works for them in 24 hours or less then they will "know I am a scammer" and report me.

    LOL, people are strange.
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    • Profile picture of the author TE2
      STOP - don't start your own business - there is a better way.

      What is that you ask?

      Can you say "Government Grants"?

      Why work or own your own business when you can get FREE money!

      Give me a few minutes so I can find a CPA offer for an Obama Grant and send you my affiliate link and make $9.00.

      Make sure you you tell all your friends so they can use my link as well.

      Your post inspired me to figure out how I could be all those things you said. That gave me the idea to become a CPA millionaire "helping" people like you.

      Regards,

      John

      ps - This has got to be one fo the funniest posts I have seen in a long time. Thanks for the smiles!
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  • Profile picture of the author DonDavis
    I take offense to that post. My first job 30 years ago was as a french fry specialist. My fries were the best in the city too dammit. So lay off the fry guys okay?
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    • Profile picture of the author Tim Whiston
      Originally Posted by Mangozoom View Post

      You make the idea of working with you so appealing

      Your like the Rich Jerk ... but without the cash.

      John
      What can I say? I'm only interested in playing with people who are drawn to me - that's the nature of life.

      I've also got plenty of cash flow and asset value. I know... it would be preferable if a mean old ******* like me were struggling and just lashing out at the world - sorry.

      Plus if I were to run short on money I'd just fall back on my devastating good looks.

      (Hey here's a radical thought too: What if I'm just a writer who expresses with various styles, and NOT necessarily the absolute embodiment of everything I post to marketing forums or blogs?)

      Originally Posted by DonDavis View Post

      I take offense to that post. My first job 30 years ago was as a french fry specialist. My fries were the best in the city too dammit. So lay off the fry guys okay?
      Ok just so we're clear:

      I too was a french fry technician/specialist at 3 different operations. I've also held such esteemed workplace positions as...

      • box relocation engineer
      • ditch planning and renovation consultant
      • cash register operation and maintenance
      • shopping cart manager and storage specialist
      • table sanitation and dish removal expert
      • dish washing and stack management dept. head
      • supervisor of silverware sorting division
      • executive in charge of janitorial supply closet
      And that's just the first couple of years after high school! I've found this whole home business thing much easier than all that other jazz.
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  • Profile picture of the author Mangozoom
    You make the idea of working with you so appealing

    Your like the Rich Jerk ... but without the cash.

    John
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  • Profile picture of the author igniz
    lol a very good post for motivation (rofl)
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  • i think you might have to dump your girlfriend for an older rich woman. that might help you achieve your dreams!

    I'm sure she will fall into your arms when you show off your frying skills.
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  • Profile picture of the author marketingmonster
    LOL.
    This really made me laught today.

    Sometimes we need to laugh when there is so much negative news on tv.

    Thanks
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  • Profile picture of the author Noel2010
    I will send you the information.
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  • Profile picture of the author earlkohn
    LoL, I hope you find your solutions man. I would help you but almost nothing in life is free. I wish you the best!


    -Earl
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  • Profile picture of the author Jerry Raphael
    Wow!! Good Luck buddy
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  • Profile picture of the author Tony Vercetti
    Hold on, I am sure I have a "how to win the lottery" ebook somewhere on my hard drive. It might be of interest to you. lol
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  • Profile picture of the author MJ1
    Thanks,
    I needed a good laugh tonight.
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  • Profile picture of the author jshm2
    if only you had sold out and rented two years ago. Putting the proceeds into gold or silver, already you would be up 100% on the investment and saved the 30-40% decline in your existing property values.
    In other words, if your place was worth $1 million in 2005 and you had sold, today you would have over $2 million in shiny metal, be renting an even more palatial residence for a nominal amount and, two years from now, you could buy back your old place for, perhaps, $400k, paid for from your $4 million stash. Net result: You have your same house and $3.5 million that you otherwise would not have had - simply because real estate declined by a total of 90% in that time period. Of course, bread will cost $6 per loaf, but $3.5 million is a lot of bread.

    Thank me if you understand shoot yourself if you don't....
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  • Profile picture of the author Anomaly1974
    I do not know which is funnier, the OP or the people taking it seriously.
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    • Profile picture of the author Tim Whiston
      Originally Posted by Anomaly1974 View Post

      I do not know which is funnier, the OP or the people taking it seriously.
      Yeah I know.

      Originally Posted by Sheila View Post

      Loved it! I needed a laugh today, and this hit the spot! Love your creativity!

      Hey, why don't you slant your copy a little - make it a salesletter selling a $27 product, based on a plr product you purchased - then test the results? . . . who knows? you might become a superguru and make a killing in the make money from home niche :-)
      Actually pitching a product from this angle is definitely a thought. I'm sort of on hiatus right now in terms of developing B2B items for the home biz world and focusing more on spiritual and personal development writing.

      But who knows? This post could end up revised and on a sales letter some day.
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  • Profile picture of the author snovvvolf
    Hi,

    may i know how to get the Becky Hagel's

    IM GOOGLE CONTROL SLAYER?

    any can tell me pls?


    thank
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  • Profile picture of the author thomashoi
    I had a good laugh... well it's true that most people think of getting rich fast but refuse to do anything more....

    They chase after the best ebooks, softwares and programmes hoping this will activate a "money sucking magnet" and fill their banks accounts with more zeros...
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  • Profile picture of the author Sheila
    Loved it! I needed a laugh today, and this hit the spot! Love your creativity!

    Hey, why don't you slant your copy a little - make it a salesletter selling a $27 product, based on a plr product you purchased - then test the results? . . . who knows? you might become a superguru and make a killing in the make money from home niche :-)
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