LOL! Man this had my entire left side hurting from laughing. Thanks man.. you've made my Tuesday.

Hello,
You're being sarcastic (maybe), but I do have a plan that you can use to achieve that.

I thought to sell it as WSO....

...but I got so much from this forum so here it is anyway:

It'a a 1 (ONE) step plan to getting rich.

You only need to find one rich cousin that has millions of dollars, and is going to die soon. You just convince the cousin to leave you all the heritage. Do it by phone: 7:30 and 7:50 p.m. Monday - Thursday. every day until he dies.

Hope this helps...

Well, Mr. French Fry Wizard,

I must tell you that my system provides no work on your part, as you will outsource everything to a small Island I own where the natives work for pinto beans. I don't pay them a thing other than maybe a pinto bean a day, and they are all quite happy.

No need to pay for outsourcing all this work when you don't have to.

My super-specialist outsourced work will make you a millionaire overnight. They run many different scams, and are the ones behind the microsoft and Nigerian and Lotto scams. Currently, I'm swimming in money, and I will be more than willing to share with you.

Did I mention that with this money I bought an Island?

I did.

You can too.

No need for paypal, I just need your banking information.

-Sean

ROTFL!! Great sarcasm (it WAS sarcasm, right?)! Love it!!

You had me going there for awhile. I have met and talked with many who seem to have the above attitude although they don't verbally express it. Instead, they make excuses. Really enjoyed your article.
Theresa

I can show you a system that does all that and more.

And yes, you can have it for FREE.

But there's a catch: You need to give me a testimonial.

Since most people get my product for free and then don't hold up THEIR end of the bargain (grrrr), I'll need that testimonial up front. Right now.

Go ahead and post your raving testimonial here... and then I'll send you the product.

Cheers,
Becky

P.S. Hurry, I may withdraw this offer at any time.

P.P.S. I've already received 482 PMs requesting this amazing product. It really is that good.

Not a problem at all for you to get exactly what you have outlined.
At least I think it may not be, after all the majority of US voters in November 2008 thought so. I just haven't found that koolaid stand yet so that I, too, can join the great majority.

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Wow! Great title and fantastically funny way to break up the day a bit.

Nice.

Why don't you write an eBook on how to make the best french fries and sell it as a WSO with PLR?

Or, I can just give you $1,000,000 cash...but you would have to get up off the couch to go take the funds out of the bank so I don't know if this method will work for you...

Best,
Shane

It's your lucky Day! I just created the answer to all of your prayers! I am sending you (over the Internet) my Super Secret How To Make A million dollars In 30 Days Or Less course.

This is presented in all of the media types...MP3, AVI, WAV,MP4,C-4, MOUSE...and about a thousand more. So that you don't really have to learn the 'Techie' stuff...just have anyone you can find hold up your IPOD or printer in front of the TV looking part of your computer at 7:40pm tonite and say "show me the money" in Hungarian.

I will of course give you all this for FREE (don't want you to think I'm a scammer).

Becky, what is this product you are raving about. I am tempted to give you an early testimonial now!

Mubarak

If you are really serious about achieving 25 000.00 by months end, then you must go and grab the program at this address. How YOU Can Start and Build a Money Making Machine that Brings in Money So Fast You'll Need to Buy a FLEET of Brinks Trucks to Carry All Your Cash In

It is easily the best internet marketing system in existence, and the best written advice and coaching since the invention of the English language. I'm serious, this is a no brainer. You can't lose by checking that system. It worked for me. I'm just leaving now to pick up my Lamborghini.

ROTFLMAO. I've been approached by so many people in the last 6 months who sound just like the OP... now if you could only tell me how to get them to quit calling, lol.

haha, Nice

This is an awesome thread - thanks everyone!

Yes I needed a good laugh too.
Thank you
Cynthia Hernandez

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It's possible - hang in there!

just take action!

stick with one thing!
oh, but don't stick with it if it's not working!

fail fast!
umm, I mean only if sticking with it isn't the right thing!

sell your stuff on ebay or craigslist!

Have you tried cash gifting?

Dear Most Esteemed Sir, You sound like a Most Reliable and Honest gentleman. I have money available to send you forthwith, and I believe you will never let me down, now or in the future. If you PM me your bank account details you will receive under separate cover a cheque for $2,500,000 USD. This is the proceeds from a bank audit of the Ivory Coast Branch of our West African Royal Bank, so you can be assured these are the most secure of funds.

Your only necessary action will be to forward $500,000 USD to a separate account belonging to MR EDWARDOI. The remaining monies will be yours to keep so please reply urgently. The Transfer will be scheduled As Soon as is Possible.

God Bless YOU and Your Family

Your goal of $25,000 is too low and shows that you have no ambition or belief
in yourself and will most certainly fail because of this.

To make money online, you have to free yourself of such
mental hurdles and give yourself over to the universe.

I am sorry it didn't work out.

Actually with 20 minutes a day 4 days a week, if your NOT making at least 6 figures a month your doing something totally wrong and you should charge back for all of the time you wasted with that free coaching.

I don't think a french fry specialist would be able to write such a post :p Too much french fries can make ya lazy ya know?

LOL!! Apparently it's been a slow Tuesday! For me too - I read every one of these posts! Too too funny - just what I needed!

Thanks guys!
Barb

haha, I know. I was just having fun myself.

Dear French Fry Specialist,

I am banking supervisor at Nigeria National Bank. We have funds from a ded compattriot of yous. Ples send yoo baking informaton so we can effect transfer. I cannot do this myself as I am banking supervisor at Nigeria National Bank. You will be our leeason so we can take the money out of the country. Give us your baking information soon and you can to get 5% of the $30,000,000.00 in our bank. We need leeason becaus I am banking supervisor at Nigeria National Bank.

Thank yoos. God bless...

Haha, made my day!

lol, and at first when I looked at the title I thought this was going to be some kind of serious post. This really cracks me up

Tim,

I don't exactly know what your point is with this thread, (french fry specialists have no right persuing a career in IM? Or, it's wrong for them to be thinking outside the box and thinking like an entreprenuer, because you assume they are lazy? Is that it?)

Yes, I somewhat see your point that many people expect a handout, many people are lazy and don't act on knowledge given to them, but you are generalizing so much that it is is doing more harm than good...

Most of your recent threads that I have read are very sarcastic, negative, ranting style posts...

What's up?

Take this thread for example... if anyone needs free coaching, it's clearly available. What's wrong with that?

There have been 2 warriors offering their coaching/mentoring services for free, at the same time you are ranting about people wanting things for free... can you see the irony? Do you see why people expect things for free? It's because some good folks are willing to give something for free... what's the harm in that system??? :

http://www.warriorforum.com/main-int...y-6-spots.html

http://www.warriorforum.com/main-int...10-people.html

There is just something that doesn't sit right with me concerning your attitude... can't quite put my finger on it yet, but I'm sure, in time, I'll figure it out... is it: complain about something and everyone will follow and complain with you?

Your posts remind me of Paul Myers' Stupid Forum Trick #5:


.jrd

P.S. I realize that many people will take advantage of free offers, but those providing the free knowledge are usually smart enough to decide who is worthy enough to share their free knowledge/time with...

this would make an awesome sales page

I think this post should be stickied

Tim I have a couple of ideas for you:

(1) PM me your e-mail address. I will forward you all of the Nigerian banking e-mails from my Inbox, at last count there were 847 of these. If you cash them all in you will not only be rich, you will also own the whole country of Nigeria as the combined total value of all these e-mail offers is nearly 400% of Nigeria's 2008 GNP. You can sell the country on eBay, or get someone else to do it for you since you're so lazy.

(2) Our late-night TV here in Hawaii is saturated with infomercials for "Jeff Paul's Internet Shortcuts", and this seems to be the ideal product for you:

- You don't need to know anything about computers.
- You don't need to know anything about the Internet.
- You don't need to know anything about starting a business.
- You don't need a website.
- You don't need a plan.
- You don't need any technical skills - or any skills at all.
- You don't need to be able to dress yourself, make your bed or tie your own shoes.
- You don't need to have a clue - in fact being clueless is an essential part of this program.
- You don't have to do any work.
- You don't need a product or service (so you won't need to have any customer support).
- You can make 30,000 dollars per day on "autopilot" and it gets deposited directly into your bank (oddly though the "proof" of this is shown on the advertisement as 3 hand-written checks for over 100 grand each).
- You will get invited to appear on a future infomercial where beautiful large-breasted women will interview you about your amazing success story. They will really like your french-fry background and will probably want to date you.
- You will live happily ever after.

All this for only 35 bucks (plus 450,000.00 in shipping and handling). How could you possibly go wrong?

(3) Do both - forward some of the Nigerian banking e-mails to Jeff Paul as payment for his course. He will be so delighted that he'll probably waive the cost - just pay shipping and handling.

Next week when you're fabulously wealthy please remember your fellow Warriors and all of the great advice they gave you to make it possible. And come and visit me in Hawaii - you can be my new best friend!

Bill

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HA!

My favorite is "If you ..etc etc .... I'll know that you are a scammer"

Because I've lost count of how many times I've heard that - for whatever silly reason. I've even had someone demand free advice (not a customer I might add - hadn't ever bought anything from me), and then threaten me by saying if I didn't respond with a good answer that works for them in 24 hours or less then they will "know I am a scammer" and report me.

LOL, people are strange.

I take offense to that post. My first job 30 years ago was as a french fry specialist. My fries were the best in the city too dammit. So lay off the fry guys okay?

You make the idea of working with you so appealing

Your like the Rich Jerk ... but without the cash.

John

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lol a very good post for motivation (rofl)

i think you might have to dump your girlfriend for an older rich woman. that might help you achieve your dreams!

I'm sure she will fall into your arms when you show off your frying skills.

LOL.
This really made me laught today.

Sometimes we need to laugh when there is so much negative news on tv.

Thanks

I will send you the information.

LoL, I hope you find your solutions man. I would help you but almost nothing in life is free. I wish you the best!


-Earl

Wow!! Good Luck buddy

Hold on, I am sure I have a "how to win the lottery" ebook somewhere on my hard drive. It might be of interest to you. lol

Thanks,
I needed a good laugh tonight.

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if only you had sold out and rented two years ago. Putting the proceeds into gold or silver, already you would be up 100% on the investment and saved the 30-40% decline in your existing property values.
In other words, if your place was worth $1 million in 2005 and you had sold, today you would have over $2 million in shiny metal, be renting an even more palatial residence for a nominal amount and, two years from now, you could buy back your old place for, perhaps, $400k, paid for from your $4 million stash. Net result: You have your same house and $3.5 million that you otherwise would not have had - simply because real estate declined by a total of 90% in that time period. Of course, bread will cost $6 per loaf, but $3.5 million is a lot of bread.

Thank me if you understand shoot yourself if you don't....

I do not know which is funnier, the OP or the people taking it seriously.

Hi,

may i know how to get the Becky Hagel's

IM GOOGLE CONTROL SLAYER?

any can tell me pls?


thank

I had a good laugh... well it's true that most people think of getting rich fast but refuse to do anything more....

They chase after the best ebooks, softwares and programmes hoping this will activate a "money sucking magnet" and fill their banks accounts with more zeros...

Loved it! I needed a laugh today, and this hit the spot! Love your creativity!

Hey, why don't you slant your copy a little - make it a salesletter selling a $27 product, based on a plr product you purchased - then test the results? . . . who knows? you might become a superguru and make a killing in the make money from home niche :-)