How to get as many FB likes as you want... without marketing strategy

by DavidG
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This is it.

NO more pain. NO more suffering.

I'm going to reveal the BEST POSSIBLE way in getting the MOST facebook likes, tweets and all the social following you want...

You won't EVER spend another second on Social Media WSO's - AGAIN.

There's no WSO that actually COMPARES to this.

This source has helped me tremendously in my career. I actually started to make money as soon as I followed just 1 EASY SIMPLE rule...

It's literally a slap of reality... many of you who are struggling will appreciate this.

It's short, sweet and you can start producing results by the end of the DAY.

Warning: Explicit Language

Enjoy!

How to get more likes on Facebook - The Oatmeal



David
#likes #marketing #strategy
  • Profile picture of the author GobBluthJD
    As usual, good advice from the Oatmeal
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  • Profile picture of the author DavidG
    Of course!

    Hopefully other fellow warriors read it... it's truly life changing.
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  • Profile picture of the author travlinguy
    You mean actually create valuable content that people will genuinely like? Think something that weird could ever catch on? I wonder.
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  • It's so true. Sometimes, I'll see FB friends post a status like this:

    "Hey everyone, go check out my Facebook page and like it".

    That doesn't really give motivation. You're basically asking everyone to do you a favor and endorse something that they're probably not interested in, and may not even agree with.
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  • Profile picture of the author PR0VIDENCE
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    The post is more funny than actually helpful.
    At the end, is the obvious reason for this entire post: Oatmeal wants more likes.
    Let us know how many you get from this thread. That would be useful information.
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  • Profile picture of the author captainron4
    Originally Posted by DavidG View Post

    This is it.

    NO more pain. NO more suffering.

    I'm going to reveal the BEST POSSIBLE way in getting the MOST facebook likes, tweets and all the social following you want...

    You won't EVER spend another second on Social Media WSO's - AGAIN.

    There's no WSO that actually COMPARES to this.

    This source has helped me tremendously in my career. I actually started to make money as soon as I followed just 1 EASY SIMPLE rule...

    It's literally a slap of reality... many of you who are struggling will appreciate this.

    It's short, sweet and you can start producing results by the end of the DAY.

    Warning: Explicit Language

    Enjoy!

    How to get more likes on Facebook - The Oatmeal



    David
    You have given me the best method ever for getting likes on Facebook and for that I thank you.

    You have also given me intimate knowledge of a site where I can go to jump from link to link laughing and enjoying the most hilarious content I have ever found on the net, instead of actually working on my business. And for that I fart in your general direction.
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  • Profile picture of the author Andyhenry
    hhhmm - be funny and interesting - that's like saying be intelligent and knowledgeable.

    Might be easier said than done for most people.
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  • Profile picture of the author Mousumi
    "Create things that are likable!"

    Graphics are funny and thought provoking. Thanks for sharing!!
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  • Profile picture of the author RedShifted
    Hey man thanks for posting that!

    Excellent advice. My question is if you give out content that is quality and likeable, will you still ask for likes?

    Is it more professional to just post the content and leave it up to them?
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  • Profile picture of the author Offline kiasy
    This sentence just killed it :"If I saw any of these pages, I'd click the like button so hard, Facebook's servers would poop their pants" (:
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    • Profile picture of the author Penn86
      I liked the cage-fighting nuns and tanks love story. good points made in this, that is to try and use humor in posts as laughter is good in marketing and ofcourse the best medicine.
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  • Profile picture of the author DavidG
    Before social media marketers attack me with their SS proof...just know this is mainly for those who spend too much time trying to get a like or a pin and +1 - rather than creating valuable content.

    Everything has it's place. But if you're starting off, you don't need any of this stuff.

    Just focus on creating content.
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  • Profile picture of the author PR0VIDENCE
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    Oh and one more thing. This tells me how to get likes on Facebook. 10000000000 likes and no sales is pretty much good for nothing. Would you share what it is you are doing to actually make money on Facebook?
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  • Profile picture of the author DavidG
    I created likable content.

    More specifically, I did VIDEO critiques for some sales letters. Some said 'Thanks, this really helps my business...' while others said 'Let me HIRE YOU!'

    Again... you don't need social media. The point is to create content.

    Whether that's WSOs (that aren't hashed)... Helpful Blogposts... Youtube Videos showing how to do something....

    ANYTHING that helps or reliefs a problem.

    .02
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  • Profile picture of the author Randall Magwood
    The first image on that page is hilarious.
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  • Profile picture of the author emigre
    You could make a WSO out of this...
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    • Profile picture of the author DavidG
      Originally Posted by emigre View Post

      You could make a WSO out of this...
      Exactly. But I'm not... and somebody is probably already doing it.
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  • Profile picture of the author Vadimarket
    Lol, reminds me of YouTubers who beg people to subscribe, comment, favorite, etc
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  • Profile picture of the author IMSince2003
    And such other gems like -> "How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you." and "How to tell if your cat is a raging homosexual."
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  • Profile picture of the author mikelmraz
    I have tried every method to get likes except create likeable content. May give it a try some time.
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  • Profile picture of the author 300SMG
    Hammer meet nail... Solid advice. Content is certainly king online.
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  • Profile picture of the author gpwilson
    It is really good. But my tactics is better. I know there are lots of good and reliable sites who would provide you as much as likes as you want. All you need to do is to sign up with one of them. You can do it by yourself or you can do it by outsourcing. It's really easy task but result is awesome.
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  • Profile picture of the author mark healy
    share a funny video or news story and give great impact content
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  • Profile picture of the author rsmllc
    Well illustrated. It's actually funny but very useful.
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  • Profile picture of the author 2ndopkate
    Goodness I love the Oatmeal's sense of humor. I wonder if he would share that "boobie" Like button. So here's my 2 cents on this one. At the end of OM's brilliant graphical sarcasm he gave me an option to buy his book or like him or both. I voted with my $10 and not my finger.
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  • Thanks for the advice. It's simple and clear
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  • Profile picture of the author stevet563
    Way to look at the world. I think a lot of people a just too stuffy and boring.
    A new fresh approach is what is needed in this cloan-like world. Mr Oatmeal has it.

    Thanks
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    Organize a free giveaway or free trials of your products
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  • Profile picture of the author JohnMcCabe
    Mr. Oatmeal forgot one of the big ways a lot of people (and major corporations) get a big steaming pile of 'likes'...

    Blackmail.

    "I have this marvelous free gift for you. All you have to do to receive it is 'like' my page so I can post my ads on your wall and your friends' walls whenever I want. Enjoy the BOGO coupon, er, I mean 'free gift'..."
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  • Profile picture of the author aprilm
    THIS.....is epic!
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  • Profile picture of the author kazim
    It is possible to pass leisure time in social site. Funny image and video are liked more.
    I think it is possible to get more like by sharing funny things.
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  • Profile picture of the author dillon5
    wow lol "their servers would poop their pants.." I laughed so hard I pooped my pants lol Just kidding but was freaking funny and true!!
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  • Profile picture of the author natas105
    funny and useful share. thanks!
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  • Profile picture of the author Rageki
    Lol that funny, and pretty clickable.
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  • Profile picture of the author mchelle
    Good advice to always remember Thanks for the laugh today!
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  • Profile picture of the author CDarklock
    But... producing quality content people actually want and enjoy IS a marketing strategy
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    • Profile picture of the author johnben1444
      Originally Posted by CDarklock View Post

      But... producing quality content people actually want and enjoy IS a marketing strategy
      Yeah, we are reinventing the wheels here, remember that idea shines.
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    • Profile picture of the author DavidG
      Originally Posted by CDarklock View Post

      But... producing quality content people actually want and enjoy IS a marketing strategy
      Correct.

      Problem is... people expect marketing strategy to be a 3 step formula to gaining facebook likes...

      2 steps involve spamming, while the third is to breathe (and maybe the fourth is to tell them to like your stuff)...

      Nothing about doing what you LOVE or what people want is ever really explained anymore. Do this, then add this like button...

      I also saw a WSO that sold like crazy that had ALL sorts of social media buttons on the video screen, as if that's going to produce any real results.

      Let people do what they wish. I don't care... but if you want to make money then do what people like.


      rant/off
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  • Profile picture of the author RyanLow
    Really funny. Thanks for sharing
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  • Profile picture of the author clever7
    People click on the Like button spontaneously when they like something you have posted.

    You don’t need to tell them what to do.

    The Like button is quite explicit.
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  • Profile picture of the author Andre Priyono
    Nice share!
    Only something that have elements of funny, weird, disturbing, eye-popper, and all that drive your emotions up/down will get the most Likes on Facebook.
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  • Profile picture of the author kibria4mbd
    This is not awesome post but a direction for getting likes more gently and with a legal way. It should follow everyone. Because bad way is just bad. Nothing more.
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