You Know You're an Old Warrior When...

by TiffanyLambert 41 replies
Someone emails to tell you they were "studying you back when they were in high school."

LOL!

Where's my hair dye?
I feel gray....
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  • Profile picture of the author John Taylor
    You Know You're an Old Warrior When...

    Your granddaughter tells you you should be posting more videos because Youtube is very popular and loads of people go there!

    <sigh>

    John
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    • Profile picture of the author Khemal
      You Know You're an Old Warrior When...

      your avatar's a monkey smoking a cigar! ( j/k Admin )
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    • Profile picture of the author JohnATX
      Originally Posted by John Taylor View Post

      You Know You're an Old Warrior When...

      Your granddaughter tells you you should be posting more videos because Youtube is very popular and loads of people go there!

      <sigh>

      John
      Haha! Good one. She's very wise
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    • Originally Posted by John Taylor View Post

      You Know You're an Old Warrior When...

      Your granddaughter tells you you should be posting more videos because Youtube is very popular and loads of people go there!

      <sigh>

      John
      Please don't tell me she's the one who fixes your computer. :p
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    • Profile picture of the author KimW
      Originally Posted by John Taylor View Post

      You Know You're an Old Warrior When...

      Your granddaughter tells you you should be posting more videos because Youtube is very popular and loads of people go there!

      <sigh>

      John
      Or wants to know where your Myspace or facebook pages are!
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      • Profile picture of the author Dennis Wagoner
        You know you're an old Warrior when...

        another Warrior asks about your backend, and for
        just a second you feel embarrassed.


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        • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
          You know you're an old Warrior when...

          You pass up continuity programs in favor of OTOs.


          Frank
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          I've just put Richard Branson's number on speed-dial. I call it my "Get-Rich-Quick" scheme.

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          • Profile picture of the author ExRat
            Hi Frank,
            You know you're an old Warrior when...

            You pass up continuity programs in favor of OTOs.
            Thanks, that really made my day!



            BTW, you also know it when you start making 'buying' decisions/choices purely based on scarcity
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            • Profile picture of the author GrantFreeman
              "You Know You're an Old Warrior When.."

              You post more than once in threads with the title "You Know You're an Old Warrior When.."

              :p

              G
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              • Profile picture of the author MizzCindy
                Originally Posted by GrantFreeman View Post

                "You Know You're an Old Warrior When.."

                You post more than once in threads with the title "You Know You're an Old Warrior When.."

                :p

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                ...and you completely forgot the first post you made!
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                • Profile picture of the author Ken
                  A lifetime guarantee is no longer a selling point.
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                  • Profile picture of the author Ken Leatherman
                    You know your and Old Warrior...

                    When Mary Murtha calls you "Kid"

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                    The Old Geezer
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              • Profile picture of the author MizzCindy
                Originally Posted by GrantFreeman View Post

                "You Know You're an Old Warrior When.."

                You post more than once in threads with the title "You Know You're an Old Warrior When.."

                :p

                G
                ...and you completely forgot the first post you made.

                Cindy
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                • Profile picture of the author Michael Mayo
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                  • Profile picture of the author ShayB
                    ....your daughter refers to "the old days" and then says, "You know, Mom - when you were a kid." :rolleyes:
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                  • Profile picture of the author John Rogers
                    You know you're an old Warrior when someone mentions the uni-sol forum, and you know what they're talking about.

                    John
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                    • Profile picture of the author Andyhenry
                      Your online friends are all old gits (sorry John and Martin )
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                      nothing to see here.

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                      • Profile picture of the author AndrewCavanagh
                        1. You can remember when using the Google search engine was the hot new thing.

                        2. You can remember when all you needed to do was replace your sales page with an email optin page (with almost no enticements) and get a 65% optin rate.

                        Kindest regards,
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                        • Profile picture of the author Allen Graves
                          My son asked me what features I would like on a cell phone he was getting me for my birthday.

                          My answer?

                          0 - 9

                          I'm old!

                          AL
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                          Every day I check the obituaries. If I don't see my name there, then I know it's going to be a good day!
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                          • Profile picture of the author zerofill
                            Originally Posted by Allen Graves View Post

                            My son asked me what features I would like on a cell phone he was getting me for my birthday.

                            My answer?

                            0 - 9

                            I'm old!

                            AL
                            With really really big numbers lol
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                    • Profile picture of the author Michael Mayhew
                      Originally Posted by John Rogers View Post

                      You know you're an old Warrior when someone mentions the uni-sol forum, and you know what they're talking about.

                      John
                      LOL. I'm with you there man

                      I also remember the old member site.... "makesmiles"?

                      Still works last time I tried

                      Paul Myers moderated Uni-Sol with an Iron Fist!
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                • Profile picture of the author GrantFreeman
                  Originally Posted by MizzCindy View Post

                  ...and you completely forgot the first post you made.

                  Cindy
                  Which one?

                  Doh!
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      • Profile picture of the author ExRat
        Hi,

        Re: You Know You're an Old Warrior When...
        You're having a conversation with a lady about your websites looking a little bit outdated and aged, and she tries really hard to pay you a compliment by saying, "Well, they look distinguished - kind of like a George Clooney site."



        I don't want 'them' to look distinguished, I want 'them' to look young and fresh...
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      • Profile picture of the author jensrsa
        Originally Posted by KimW View Post

        Or wants to know where your Myspace or facebook pages are!
        When your son says you're not allowed to join facebook as it's only for young people

        Jens
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    • Originally Posted by John Taylor View Post

      You Know You're an Old Warrior When...

      Your granddaughter tells you you should be posting more videos because Youtube is very popular and loads of people go there!

      <sigh>

      John
      Yep, youtube is very popular.

      Oh, and you don't look a day past 48.....assuming that picture is still current. :p
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      • Profile picture of the author Tim Russ
        Oh, you guys! I don't know whether to laugh or take a nap. Unfortunately I remember almost all the things mentioned here but I did get a good laugh out of this thread. Thanks to all. I needed that today.
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  • Profile picture of the author Rod Cortez
    ......when you find out your girlfriend's dad went to same Junior High that you did......during the same year.
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    • Profile picture of the author Chuck Burke
      Talking about Lynard Skynard and Jethro Tull, your
      audience ask,"Who are those TWO guys!

      When I educate them, They call it "Dad Rock".

      Where's my Geritol ?

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      Miles to go before I sleep.

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      • Profile picture of the author Steven Fullman
        "You Know You're an Old Warrior When... "

        You're 37? Jeez THAT is old..luckily I'm a whole YEAR away yet...

        Steve
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        Not promoting right now

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  • Profile picture of the author Bob Montgomery
    when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
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