BUSTED! Selling Bullsh*t Product Online

by JustinBrooke 96 replies
Ok so not really sure if it's bullshit, dogshit, or even squirrelshit

But if these people can make money selling poop online then
any newbie should be able to sell a quality ebook! Pretty funny
stuff if you ask me...

www.poopsenders.com ( I so wish there was an affiliate program!)
#main internet marketing discussion forum #bullsht #busted #online #product #selling
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  • Profile picture of the author SpicyRobby
    Originally Posted by JustinBrooke View Post

    Ok so not really sure if it's bullshit, dogshit, or even squirrelshit

    But if these people can make money selling poop online then
    any newbie should be able to sell a quality ebook! Pretty funny
    stuff if you ask me...

    www.poopsenders.com ( I so wish there was an affiliate program!)
    Holy s....t! That's awesome!

    The only thing that instantly comes into mind is -- what if the enraged brother-in-law shows up in my house late at night with a nice intention of smashing my face?...
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    • Profile picture of the author Mike Hill
      That is so ridiculous its probably making that guy a fortune...

      Funny ;-)

      Mike Hill
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    • Profile picture of the author Floyd Fisher
      Originally Posted by SpicyRobby View Post

      Holy s....t! That's awesome!

      The only thing that instantly comes into mind is -- what if the enraged brother-in-law shows up in my house late at night with a nice intention of smashing my face?...
      How are they going to know? It's confidential.
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      • Profile picture of the author Chirag
        Ha Ha! Talk about Niche Marketing this one sure takes the cake!


        Chirag
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        • Profile picture of the author Tamer
          While this IS funney....

          Can you see how they illustrate "benefits" at the main page and the order page:

          Each package contains the following business card, right in the poop! When they see the front of the card they will have to open the bag releasing the nasty aroma and dig it out of the poop only to find this on the back.






          Good IM lesson
          Tamer

          P.S. After thinking it over... it's also another tactic of
          "buying cheap" and "selling high" business model.
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          • Profile picture of the author Bob Monie
            Packing and sending it would be a pretty shitty job. hahaaa oh ok pretty lame.

            Pitty ya cant choose what the animal eats to produce the shit thats being sent.

            Im sure they would run into problems with customs when trying to send it overseas.
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                • Profile picture of the author Greg Cooksley
                  Hey Justin,

                  Brilliant find......

                  We used to do this ourselves when we were growing up. We used
                  to play soccer and rugby in the streets in front of each others
                  houses. Invariably there was one or two grumpy neighbours who
                  used to complain because a ball hit their prize rose bush....

                  If a neighbour ticked us off or wouldn't give our balls back
                  (you know the ones I mean - the neighbour, that is), we used
                  to find some really stinky, fresh dog crap. Then carefully feed
                  it through their mail box once the mailman had delivered the
                  post. Now most people just put their hands straight into the
                  mailbox without first looking......mission accomplished.

                  The other thing that we did to the really bad neighbours, was
                  to carefully wrap the crap into a newspaper. Then we would place
                  it on their front door step, set it alight, then ring
                  the door bell and run like hell...........

                  Anyone interested.....anonymous of course....

                  Regards

                  Greg
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                • Profile picture of the author Writingman1421
                  Wow.... That would be sweet if they had an affiliate program....

                  I bookmarked that and will definitely buy one...for my BROTHER!
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                • Profile picture of the author Rob Canyon
                  Now that's a great headline...

                  Seems like something that took you less than 5 minutes to write... Aren't those really the best anyways.

                  Cheers,

                  Rob
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                  • Profile picture of the author Andy
                    Okay, here goes...

                    Looks like there still might be a market for "holy sh_t". That niche should be wide open.

                    How do you tell if it's good sh_t? Too bad George Carlin passed - he was an expert.

                    About postal delivery... that might be a problem. I remember when my wife was breast feeding. She had to pump the excess and store it. The hospital put it in a bag marked "hazardous waste". If they'll do that for mother's milk...

                    God bless,

                    Andy
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                • Profile picture of the author alexanderberson
                  Wow. Just Wow. I have no words to describe this.

                  Thats a lot of s%$#
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                • Profile picture of the author David_Thompson
                  what a load of crap...lol

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                • Profile picture of the author Peter Helps
                  That's nothing...

                  I was at a big seminar at the beginning of the year and one of the attendees there was selling, get this...

                  bull semen
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                  • Profile picture of the author garyv
                    Wow- Too bad they don't have an affiliate program - it would bring a whole new meaning to "bum marketing". You could have an opt in - and call it your 5hit list - lol. You could probably make a ton of "backend" sales. Wooo hooo - I had better pinch this one off and get back to work, before I go on all day.
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                    • Profile picture of the author seasoned
                      SHOOT, I JUST came up with the perfect blend for a website! The other company, in business for about 2 decades or more, doesn't have an affiliate program!!!!!! WA! It would be perfect though! They EVEN have envelopes that make it appear the recipient has AIDS! I bet 1/3rd to 1/2 their business is REVENGE!

                      Steve
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                      • Profile picture of the author macchiavelli
                        I was browsing ebay the other day and I saw this female selling here worn panties for like $20 bucks....and she was a powerseller!!
                        Dont ask me if I bought or not lol.
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                • Profile picture of the author a04cmccl
                  This is fantastic! Such A Great Idea.

                  Thanks so much!
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                    • Profile picture of the author Diontec
                      lol U gotta be jokin 4 real lol!!!!
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                • Profile picture of the author Dixiebelle
                  I have 2 cats. You think I could start a new niche? The only overhead would be packaging and mailing.

                  I wonder how this stuff has to be packaged in order to retain that pungent aroma until it reaches it's destination.

                  Dixie
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                  • Profile picture of the author gabby335
                    Originally Posted by Dixiebelle View Post

                    I have 2 cats. You think I could start a new niche? The only overhead would be packaging and mailing.

                    I wonder how this stuff has to be packaged in order to retain that pungent aroma until it reaches it's destination.

                    Dixie
                    Dixie!

                    My god! Have you NEVER scooped out the litterbox into a plastic bag and then forget to take it out of the house??? :-) I have 5 cats and keeping up with the boxes is a chore and a half!

                    I think the 'pungency' INCREASES over time in an enclosed environment and if you read their explanation about the package you'll see that it's enclosed in a plastic bag!

                    As far as this site ... hilarious!

                    Although, I do agree with another post about using the 'poop' for gardening!! As composted poop is already a "hot" commodity, this use just eliminates the long processing period for a product out of 'dung'!

                    Although, I do prefer to see the poop put to better use in a garden ... I can see the merits of utilizing the revenge aspect!

                    I think they should add another note to their "product bag" ...

                    "Please be kind and recycle this product back into the Earth!"

                    Or, do you think that might be too much for the recipient??
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                    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
                      They may be missing the more fastidious of their visitors - should offer an alternative product that could be advertised as "clean and green" - ripe ginkgo berries in a bag give the same lovely scent to the air as poop does.

                      Don't even ask how I know that - but it's true.

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                • Profile picture of the author Ricter
                  "Poop of the month", LMAO. Subscribers, anyone?
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                • Profile picture of the author Rod Cortez
                  Where's the up sell to buy some puke?

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                • Profile picture of the author Kevin Riley
                  Fantastic!

                  I haven't sent my ex-wife a present in years. Time to make up for that.
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                • Profile picture of the author T.R. McCarroll
                  I know this turd he works at the LA Zoo ... that is the only place you can get free gorilla and elephants crap ...
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          • Profile picture of the author mbrown
            Originally Posted by timtim2500 View Post

            P.S. After thinking it over... it's also another tactic of
            "buying cheap" and "selling high" business model.
            I am sure the actually cost of the Poop is dirt cheap. I mean sure you got the cost of the cow dropping the loads, but a hundred packages of this crap and it'll pay for it time and time again
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          • Profile picture of the author NewbiesDiary
            Originally Posted by timtim2500 View Post

            While this IS funney....

            P.S. After thinking it over... it's also another tactic of
            "buying cheap" and "selling high" business model.
            They prob get paid to collect the shit in the first place - brilliant - get paid twice for the same old shit hahahaha.
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        • Profile picture of the author marley
          I like their faqs page where they say they no longer provide international shipping i bet quite a few aromatic packages got intercepted and never reached the intended recipient.
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        • Profile picture of the author seasoned
          Originally Posted by Chirag View Post

          Ha Ha! Talk about Niche Marketing this one sure takes the cake!


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          Must you do that? I used to LIKE cake!
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  • Profile picture of the author Texas_Guns
    Wasn't there another company that launched something
    like this a few months ago? I remember reading about
    it and I went to their site - laughed like crazy! Doesn't
    look like it's the same site or same people. Can't
    remember what the other one was called....

    Would this be good to send to people who submit a
    refund request for your product within 5 minutes
    after downloading it???? ha ha ha!
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    Nice! Had to bookmark it for future use.
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    That is EXCELLENT!! I LOVE their sales copy!
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  • Profile picture of the author Scott Ames
    That is the perfect gift for a few people I know. I may be using their service.
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  • Profile picture of the author BeeJay
    That origami site reminds me of a 'most watched item' I saw on ebay pulse once.

    The first one was a 'slightly damaged paper aeroplane' and the seller had a whole sales letter about how the plane still flew straight but was in need of repair. It was a paper plane with a corner of its wing torn off. Had a whole history about how the plane had survived combat missions in Vietnam and was at risk of being retired and scrapped.

    The Q&A section was hilarious, but not as funny as his next item...a 'nearly completed paper aeroplane'...yep, you guessed it, a piece of A4 paper folded in half.

    At last look, the latter was bidding at $45. Gold.
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  • Profile picture of the author Bruce NewMedia
    That is TOO FUNNY!!!!.....and it is actually a needed product in this world today.
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  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    Originally Posted by JustinBrooke View Post

    Ok so not really sure if it's bullshit, dogshit, or even squirrelshit

    But if these people can make money selling poop online then
    any newbie should be able to sell a quality ebook! Pretty funny
    stuff if you ask me...

    poopsenders - the ULTIMATE gag gift - SWEET revenge at its finest ( I so wish there was an affiliate program!)
    I think you are missing the point. poopsenders isn't REALLY selling POOP, that FEW would ever buy. They are selling REVENGE, and distaste, that almost everyone wants to have at some time. I bet over 90% of the recipients didn't pay for it.

    And they sell some ODD poop! Either they are lying, or they may even be getting paid by Zoos to dispose of it! Maybe THAT is how it got started! Maybe they disposed of the poop, and wanted to find ANOTHER way to get paid.
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  • Profile picture of the author JaniG
    Thats some funny 'shit' (no punn intended)

    haha

    Jani
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  • Profile picture of the author ukonline
    hmmm...

    I wonder if they do wholesale dropshi**ing...

    :-)

    Brian.
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  • Profile picture of the author jcorbett
    Awesome, totally awesome.

    The wheels are spinning.

    Who gets it first?

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  • Profile picture of the author lindajess
    OMG I like it! Yeah I agree...if you can get poop online, a newbie like me should have no problems! Thanks for the laugh!

    LINDA
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  • Originally Posted by JustinBrooke View Post

    Ok so not really sure if it's bullshit, dogshit, or even squirrelshit

    But if these people can make money selling poop online then
    any newbie should be able to sell a quality ebook! Pretty funny
    stuff if you ask me...

    www.poopsenders.com ( I so wish there was an affiliate program!)
    Hmm, looks like it could make for a good offensive weapon for wso sellers. If someone posts negative feedback on the wso thread he can be sent this dirty stuff.

    Arindam

    P.S. Just an idea not to be taken seriously
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  • Profile picture of the author Gene Pimentel
    Originally Posted by JustinBrooke View Post

    Ok so not really sure if it's bullshit, dogshit, or even squirrelshit

    But if these people can make money selling poop online then
    any newbie should be able to sell a quality ebook! Pretty funny
    stuff if you ask me...

    www.poopsenders.com ( I so wish there was an affiliate program!)
    Ha! Love it! I suppose everyone who opts in to his newsletter are on his sh*t list!

    Hey Justin -- your sig is broken
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    • Profile picture of the author KenJ
      I am going to write 50 articles on this so that I can corner the market immediately.

      Which EA category would you recommend?
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  • Profile picture of the author Ramon Al-Amin
    Wow, I've been literally flushing money down the toilet for years!
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    I hope no one sells the human version.
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  • Profile picture of the author merryvinson
    I have seen many things but this is pretty funny. DOes the poop have any value like medicinal or anything?
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  • Profile picture of the author iMarketer
    thanks... that totally made my evening.. yeah... they need an affiliate program for sure!


    .... still LOL
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  • Profile picture of the author CanuckMike
    That is very clever. Found a desperate market and created a seemingly perfect product for them.
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    • Profile picture of the author sinemra
      Good luck to them. Clever idea and they seem to have a good sense of humour.
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      • Profile picture of the author David_Thompson
        Dammit this is crap, you mean to tell
        me they ain't offering free shipping...
        that shitty...lol

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  • Profile picture of the author keithngu
    Hahahaha! I really laughed my butt out!
    Just wonder is this real?
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    • Profile picture of the author NewbiesDiary
      Originally Posted by keithngu View Post

      Hahahaha! I really laughed my butt out!
      Just wonder is this real?
      LOL - give us your address & we'll send some to you - then you can tell us if its real hahahaha
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  • Profile picture of the author Jo_Shua
    Now that has to be the crappiest gift ever...

    I love it!
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  • Profile picture of the author Alethia
    This is perfect my brother has a phobia with poo so guess what he is getting.
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  • Profile picture of the author Alethia
    My brother has a phobia with poo so guess what he is getting.Hmmmm.............gorilla sounds interesting.
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  • Profile picture of the author AlexKaplo
    Wow that's ridiculous, but I would really like to know how much is this guy making really...

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  • Profile picture of the author askloz
    Just when you think you've seen them all, that takes the cake.. or should I say, the poop..lol too funny. and pretty cheap too... then again, didn't know you could put a price on a jump of turd!

    Hey, I live right next door to a farm, reckons I could compete with this guy and reduce the prices down somewhat. LMFAO
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