Seems Dookie's wife, Guano (she was Hispanic you see), went into labor right in the middle of the dadburn night. Dookie sent his son, Poo (that was his son's nickname cause he was fond of that Disney bear), to fetch the doctor and get him back there lickety split.
The Walkers did not have no electricity so Dookie had to hold up the lantern so the doctor could see what he was doin. After a while, out pops this here baby girl and Dookie set the lantern down to hold her. Ole Doc Ordure (he was French) hollered at Dookie and said, "Hold on a minute, Dookie. It looks like another one is on the way! Hold that lantern up higher!" Dookie held the lantern up higher and, sure enuff, out pops another little un!
Dookie was prouder than a peacock and he was reachin for that baby when he hears the doctor say, "Dookie, you ain't gonna believe this but here comes another one! Hold up that lantern again!"
Well, ole Dookie was a might perplexed as he watched another little baby come into this world. Dookie thought about it for a minute, scratched his chin and said, "Say Doc, you think it might be the light that is attractin em?"
Well, I gots to wonderin what would happen if the Head Hog at the Trough of the WF made a rule where there could be no signatures in folks posts? How many folks would still post? Would the discussions be more relevant if people couldn't advertise their wares in the signature? Would a bear freeze his butt if he didn't have no fur? (I was just seein if you was payin attention on that last one)
Now most of you folks is good, hard workin folks and I don't begrudge you a little advertisin but I have read some mighty peculiar posts that didn't make a lick of sense in the discussion other than they had a signature that advertised just what the original poster was asking about!
Personally, ole Thad would love to see the WF do away with signatures. It would level the playin field and folks what like to spam others would just go away.
Personally Allen, I don't think it is the light that is attractin em... I think it is the nearly one million folks who are members here that is mighty attractive to them!