It looks like someone was listening.
Zaxaa is a new payment processing platform that promises to never mail any of your customers. It's also free (for a limited time) and offers Instant Paypal Commissions like the others.
The guy behind it is Welly Mulia from ProfitsTheme.
If you've been looking for a new platform to hang your hat, take a look.
I have zero affiliation. I'm simply providing some alternate solutions for the weary.