I'm not on your list!
You used one of those silly all graphic sales pages, and when ever I keep trying to search for keywords that should have been in your sales copy, I get NOTHING because graphics don't show keywords.
And you are trying to be too creative with your thread title, so that isn't helping me.
I'd love to see your great offer - I really would.
Oh well. Beginning to think maybe you don't want anyone to buy it.