Yes, no matter what it is - it's dead...

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I hated to admit it, but after seeing so many threads about this being dead and that being dead, I had to do some research. You guys are right - it's all dead.
#dead #matter
  • Profile picture of the author Myles Sinclair
    That's great! If only the "Is it dead?" threads were dead too. Now that would really make my day!
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  • Profile picture of the author sal64
    I woke up this morning and checked the Death column in the newspaper... only to find that I was also dead.

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    • Profile picture of the author Daniel Evans
      I was going to post a similar joke a few days ago!
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      • Profile picture of the author John Durham
        Originally Posted by Daniel Evans View Post

        I was going to post a similar joke a few days ago!
        Sure you were...
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        • Profile picture of the author Daniel Evans
          Originally Posted by John Durham View Post

          Sure you were...
          My thread title was:

          "The only thing that's DEAD, is asking if things are DEAD".

          ...and if you want to know what's dead you only need to stick your head in Off Topic.

          People love dead in there!
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  • Profile picture of the author Ken100
    This isn't even remotely funny.

    But I admit... I laughed
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  • Profile picture of the author SeoDemon
    hahahahah, then we have to call this forum ZombieForum!
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  • Profile picture of the author George Wright
    So death is dead?
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  • Profile picture of the author dylan4f
    This article will lower the competition.. haha
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  • Profile picture of the author DJL
    I check the obituaries for my name every day... so far, so good.
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  • Profile picture of the author ymest
    Oh, no!!!!!!! Ordering flowers right now....hold on....:
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  • Profile picture of the author KimboJim
    I start saying that everything is dead whenever I see these threads, so I was happy to see you turned it around.
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  • Profile picture of the author Raydal
    It's a great headline formula, that's all.

    No need to kill it.

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  • Profile picture of the author rmolina88
    Are zombies paying me money now?
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    • Profile picture of the author KatheLucas
      I want what the DrunkenMonkey is drinking.
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      • Profile picture of the author joseph7384
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      • Profile picture of the author Myles Sinclair
        Originally Posted by drunkenmonkey View Post


        "......I've asked the Warrior Forum to Delete my account, it's frustrating being here for me."
        You don't need your account deleted in order to leave. Just don't visit the forum! I'm still a member of loads of forums that I no longer use.

        As to being frustrated here. Is it because people don't always agree with you? That's pretty much how it is for everyone here. It's the same on every forum. No matter what you have to say, someone, somewhere will have an opposite point of view. That's just life!
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      • Profile picture of the author professorrosado
        Originally Posted by drunkenmonkey View Post

        All I'm saying is...
        God this place is so Blinkered. Tunnel Vision, see one angle and jack-all else.

        People need to take the blinkers off and start watching what's going on in the Online world.
        But my friend, this is what you yourself are doing! You are seeing things in one angle. Your observation of what "gurus" are doing is just your interpretation. What are you a guru now to "know" what it is that they're doing?

        Then they are just "gurus" of one thing only! They are not intelligent thinkers enough to know how to deal with a changing environment? This is what true entrepreneurs can do - adapt quickly and thrive!

        So whatever is happening to the online world can only mimic the real one - and both need innovators who take changing situations and create new ways of building income and society. It may be getting tough for those who only copy others - to them I say "wait" and then copy the new leaders that will rise. Winners never quit!

        What you see is repudiation to negative and defeatist mentalities. Champions overcome the negative. We are not victims of the online world - we are the shapers of the online world. So get out there and shape your success!

        Who be your master? Who is running this online world? You are one in many who simply shape it. No matter what happens, computers and interaction will be until somebody from within or without shuts off the electronic faculty of this planet.

        So I plan to profit from it and to reach out from it all I can possibly muster until I begin to look for nuts in the trees. IMHO.
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  • Profile picture of the author JasonBennet
    Haha yeah, I hope that many other people will think that it is dead so that there will be much lower competition which means that there will be more money for us who are stubborn enough to think that it is not dead yet :p
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  • Profile picture of the author Randall Magwood
    Nice lol. Good thing the scientists got into the root of the matter. If there's anybody who would know, it's them lol.
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  • Profile picture of the author Paul Gram
    Everything is dead but it will magically come back to life for the low, one time price of only $7. (available for the first 12,532 people only)!
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  • Profile picture of the author Chri5123
    Originally Posted by Tina Golden View Post

    I hated to admit it, but after seeing so many threads about this being dead and that being dead, I had to do some research. You guys are right - it's all dead.

    I wouldn't of believed it unless I read it in a newspaper!

    Anyone know if offline business is dead as well?
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