$13 million credit line - what do you do with it?

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In a few weeks time, I'll be getting a $13m credit facility with the bank.

Catch is, I have to repay $26m in 5 years time.

What businesses shall I embark on?

I'm looking at 150% ROI, so at least I can pocket about $6m after repaying the capital plus interest.

Would be interested to know what you warriors have in mind?

What comes to kind for me would be ecommerce businesses, b2b supplier to governments, biodiesel manufacturing, etc. I'm also keen to try big scale direct mailing or relational capital asset management ala Jay Abraham.

Odium

Ps - pls do not ask me how I got this facility. Let's just say, thru 'networking'
#main internet marketing discussion forum #$13 #credit #line #million
  • Dude, if you're in an Internet marketing forum asking about 8 figure capital management I don't think you should do ANYTHING with it.

    You're on the hook for a 12% interest rate, which is basically the stock market average (before the 08 crash at least), so you need to do better than 12% APY just to break even and pay off the loan.

    Here's what you need to do ... broker business sales. Find under-valued startups that are revenue-positive, figure out their buyout price, then find buyers who will acquire those companies and put yourself in the middle of the deal. If you can "network" your way into $13m with no business plan, you should be able to arrange a few M&A's.
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    • Thanks for that suggestion. Mergers and acquisitions sound good. I'm just floored by this big amount that will be available to me all of a sudden so I'm open to all ideas.

      I've always liked the idea of being in a toll gate position.
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    • I love your response, that's the samr thing I was thinking
  • Yeah, Banks just give people with no business plan a 13M credit line... Do you really expect people to take you seriously?
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    • Exactly - what bank is giving out 13M with no business plan lol?
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    • Not expecting everyone to take me seriously.

      But those who understand banking instruments and are 'in the know' know that such deals can be done.
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    • Exactly.

      This is such a weird thread.
  • If you are looking for advice with that type of money on a public forum, that bank oughta be worried.
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  • 1. Buy a single engine sesna
    2. Fly to Columbia and buy as much blow as the plane will carry
    3. Fly back to Miami
    4. Meet some people in the nightclubs in southbeach to slang that sh*t for you
    5. Make $$$
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    • You could buy this super dooper product that i am about to release that teaches you how to double your money in 5 years. And guess what? it normally costs $13m but today only it is for sale for just $9.95m.

      That is sure to get you somewhere fast
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    • LOL AMEN !
  • It's going to be wired in from a Nigerian prince any day now.
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    • lol u beat me to it
    • LMAO.... Almost choked on my midnight snack. (Milk and cookies)...
    • Lol that's a good one!
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    • Hahahaha ! You made my day ! I really don't hope this guy is expecting money this to me coming & he is making plans to invest it.
  • Banned
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  • Wait, I'm a little confused ... so you have a business plan that got you this capital, but you don't want to execute that plan and you're here? I'd go with the plan you showed the bankers.
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    • The reason I'm not executing the plan is because the banker couldn't care les what the plan is.

      All the parties are in this because of the incentives . Wink wink.

      So we are just striking it while it's hot. Get the capital first. Talk later

      So I don't wanna rush into deciding on the businesses.

      I'm here in wf to tap into the great minds of you warriors.

      But alas, there's only 1 great suggestion so far which is m&a.

      The rest of you are just ridiculing me! Lol

      But then again, yes this sounds too good to be true I get it.

      So I don't blame the responses. Just hoping to get more ideas!

      Ps- as for the business plan, what I eventually do doesn't need to be what was submitted as part of proposal.
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  • Banned
    OP whats your chat ID?

    I sure could use a $13 million windfall.
  • Banned
    No chat ID no serious guess we done playing.

    Meet Tattoo and Mr. Rorke
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    • One more thing. You guys must be thinking why the hell am I asking this in wf ?

      Well I learnt a lot from this forum and trust what I read here. So yeah, that's why I asked. No harm asking right?
    • What's the interest rate....20+%???

      I'd suggest you break both wrists so you can't sign on the dotted line. Yes, I am poking fun because no trustworthy bank lends that kind of money without detailed plans for what you WILL do with the money.

      No business person borrows that kind of money without a serious plan in place for how to repay double the amount in five years.

      ...and given the above, not having $26mil in 5 years could be very, very bad
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  • Banned
    TPW aren't you a moderater? Kindly do us the honor and close this thread. Save me a trip to the help desk.
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    • Not me. I would not want that job.
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  • Gimme me 10 from those 13 million.

    I'll triple that 10m for you in 5 years to 30 million.

    I'll send you the 30 in slices of 6 million a year, so you can pay back your bank each year what lowers your interests even more. Remember that you already have 3 M in the pocket.

    You stay with +6M, and I stay with ? million. Taxes is your problem, pay from your 6M.

    The bank is happy, you are happy and I'm happy.

    The niche to make that amount of profit? Personal lending business for people with bad credits in Brazil, where I'm living. They pay me 30%+ interest per month which isn't abusive for who is used to pay a normal credit card interest of over 15% per month, around 200% a year.

    This business has of course some risks, so the 30% isn't net. From my 3M profit per month I will lose over 50% to the "promoters" to make sure that I'll get my money back.

    Interested ? (guess)

    G.

    Sure that wasn't a 04-01 post?

    EDIT: Oh, I forgot. I have a swiss bank account, so your cash is save with me
  • Banned
    roughly 77% of the money into one persons hand. Not smart, but, let me keep my aces to myself.not like this is a real thread,lol.
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    • It actually could be a real thread - and if it is, I suspect odium will be doing time in a Federal prison in 5 years on multiple securities violations and fraud, although not entirely his fault.

      Here's how these things usually go... someone well connected starts a hedge fund and convinces a bunch of investors to invest in the fund. Some of these funds can get into the hundreds of millions, or even billions. The bankers managing the fund would then use that large pool of money to make investments (PIPES, Startups, whatever) and any gains and losses are divided among the contributors to the fund based on the percentage of their contribution, and the bankers charge a fee to the company they raised money for. So if I needed to raise $1 Million in capital, I make my pitch, the bankers do their due diligence regarding the viability of my plan, etc. and if they decide to give me the capital then the fund gets an equity stake in my company, or a note that will be converted to a debt at a future date (which sounds like the case here) and the bankers charge me a fee for the raise. So the fund would give me $1 Million, but from that $1 Million I pay the bankers a fee of $50k-$70k.

      In a LEGAL operation, that's how it works and it's how they make their money.

      In an ILLEGAL operation, the bankers only care about getting their commission and don't care if the investors who invested in the fund lose their money. So instead of doing their normal due diligence, they just invest in every plan that looks decent on paper but without any regard for the founders ability to execute - and in some cases DELIBERATELY funding deals they know won't be executed, making the Entrepreneur the fall guy. This is ideal for them, because they get their commission on the capital raise on the front-end, and when it all falls apart they can point the finger back at the company they gave the money to and say "THIS was the business plan we were investing in but the guy never executed"...

      Guess who all of those angry, wealthy investors are going to sue? It won't be the fund managers. It will be you.

      And here's the real kicker... it's not like you can say "They KNEW I wasn't going to execute this plan", because the minute you say that you just ADMITTED you were committing fraud, so any efforts to point the finger back at them will almost certainly lead to jail time for you. Three years would be the minimum. Depending on the amount, who was invested in the fund, and who they're connected to politically, it could be longer.

      I hate to say it man, but odium, if any of what you posted is true, you should get as far away from these people as possible and don't take a penny from them.
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  • Dude... seriously... if you're willing to pay double what you borrow
    on a 5 year term you should study economics and finance to learn
    why only a fool would agree to such a deal.
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    • Well that's my goal to pay back in 5 years. It's not a fixed tenure, just my choice.

      That's why the importance of having close relationships with bank managers. Loans can be stretched out.
  • Wow thats a lot of money. Hope you think of something good, and if you do you should tell me what it is
  • So none of you have any ideas for me?
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    • That's because no one believes that a bank would lend you $13m without any strings attached.

      So is it USD$13M or IDR$13M?
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  • This thread is becoming too big to fail...

    We may have to bail it out
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  • Banned
    LOL. I've think we had enough fun for one day. I am gonna formally request this thread closed.
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    • Just hit the button on the original post, and tell the mods why you think it should be closed or nuked.
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    • Darn, so does this mean I am too late to ask you for advice on my $80 Million Credit Line that I just received?

      No seriously I did!!
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  • Build an acne website and monetize it with adsense.

    lol
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    • 13 Million is profit - that's a lot of acne man.

      G.
  • what bank is it with? if its with a national bank let me know.
  • Build a list - a really, really big list
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    • ok with all the mediocre responses in here, you just blew everyone out of the water.

      This advice above my friends is the smartest thing you will read all week. I guarentee it.

      What do gurus do to make large amounts of money.

      BUILD A LIST!

      What is the most highest form or targeted traffic.

      COMES FROM YOUR LIST!

      What is the easiest way to make sales.

      SEND AN EMAIL TO YOUR LIST!

      do I need to go on......
  • Find a hot blonde, a good plastic surgeon and someone specializing in "alternate" identification. The rest you'll figure out on your own.
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  • Did they extend it to April Fools Week and nobody told me?

    Tons of stupid threads round here recently.
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  • Move to Fiji?
  • I don't see the issue...

    What is to make anyone believe any of the schemes discussed here on WF are perfectly legit?

    The scale of this one makes it unusual, but the OP was not asking for morality guidance. He was asking what you would do to double $13million in five years.

    Frankly, I thought that it was an interesting creative exercise - whether or not it is real, legal or otherwise. And I was disappointed to see the poster's challenge not taken seriously, with very few exceptions.

    The WSO section is overflowing with outrageous claims of business miracles. That (almost) nobody was willing to take their brilliance and experience in "making" IM fortunes and give an interesting answer to this challenge speaks volumes about this place.

    In my opinion, and that's all it is, this thread is a waste only because of the crappy responses.

    As for my advice to the OP? There are lots of ways to make money. One of the most important things to do is diversify. Do some safe investments, some more aggressive, some startups, etc.

    After that, we would need to know more about your strengths to better advise a plan that fits you.
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    • * Mergers and Acquisitions;
      * Real Estate; and
      * Buying small start-ups with real potential.

      These were all good suggestions made in this thread, so it wasn't a waste at all.

      This was not pitched as a creative exercise. Had it been pitched that way, the answers might have been very different.

      This thread was pitched as a factual, "the bank gave me 13m, but I am going to spend the money on something other than what I pitched the bank loan officer."

      And, "it is all legal, because I networked with the bank manager... Wink, wink..."

      Others suggested that the OP would be on his own if this thing fell apart on him. His co-conspirators at the bank would disown him if he was unable to pay back the loan at the end of the term. Once again, excellent advice for someone who seems to believe that it would not considered fraud if he used the money for some reason other than stated on his loan application and he lost all that money.
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    • Banned
      you sound like the guy who thought the $30,000 in a week post was a great exercise. Are you him under an different IP?

      Another note: If someone (not you), need an exercise on what to do with $13 million then I would have to say they're a fool. If they dont know what to do with it I sure as hell do, and, they can contact me if they actually have the money and is willing to work out some deal with me.

      The WSO section is overflowing with product owners looking to line their pockets selling direct to consumer. They aren't wasting bandwidth asking questions. They are selling via direct sales page. If I am going to ask a question relating to $13 million I may ask who the industry experts are in _______ field so I can contact them, but, that would be the extent of my asking.

      Again, if a man doesnt know what to do with $13 million then he doesn't deserve it. How hard is it to get off your arse, seek out experts, or, hire a marketing research company/researcher, or, find a consultant to provide infrastructure to help you along.
      Find talent and leverage.
      I dont see what the problem is....If anything I find it more difficult trying to figure out how to make money with little resources because you need to have skillsets, and, also be very creative all while doing it alone. Trying to make lemonade out of lemons is hard.

      Big resources? No problem, less you're Warren Buffet, then, it can get challenging because you have a bunch of shareholders, and, already cornered markets, and, it gets to a point where it becomes difficult to make high margins especially, as industries economies mature from around the world.
      That's why I asked him his chat ID.

      A fool and his dream/money is going to depart regardless.
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  • I would setup a venture capital firm and start investing in very advanced high tech startups as well as mobile related stuff + obviously any really good internet idea.
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    • Bankers lose billions daily investing and lending it out to the wrong ideas and ventures. So, it would not surprise me that the OP did get access to some form of $13M credit line. That is nothing. It's just a credit line and basically anyone with a half-baked business idea and some wits can get access to some credit.

      But, in IM, it is not about the capital, but rather about the idea. Due to the unique business constraints of IM, which is particularly asset/capital light to get it off the ground, having too much capital would only be a disadvantage since it makes the individual complacent and causing for wasting away the capital into unrefined online ventures.

      Businesses began with $1 in startup budget have gone on to be billion dollar businesses, while businesses that began with $1B dollar startup budgets have gone on to be worth $0. Thus, focus on the idea and if the idea is good, the capital will always be there.
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  • Paul Myers and all the other respectable moderators are DEFINITELY in with some good popcorn here with big time good laughs or this is just a true test to see how ridiculous trolls and funny people can become at forums.

    Definitely #1, can't blame them..the funniest post I have EVER seen since 2005 here, damn this IS A GOOD one! SERIOUSLY!

  • Since you keep doing the "wink wink" thing, it's kind of leading me to believe I was right on the money with my guess about this being the type of scheme I laid out in an earlier post. And maybe you know this already, but you're trying to find a way to make the most of it and actually do something positive with the money so everyone can win...?

    If that's the case and you're hell-bent on doing this, here's another suggestion. Take the $13m when you get it and put $2 million aside for yourself and don't touch the rest. Make the payments for 9 months, then default on the loan and offer a settlement of $11 million, they'll probably take it. Better on them to tell their investors they suffered a 15% loss than to let them know the whole 100% is tied up in a lawsuit.

    wink wink.
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    • careful with the advice about how one should go about conspiring to commit fraud...not too smart.

      BTW, I am not a lawyer or qualified to give legal advice.

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    I hope your banker doesn't see this lol!

    I wouldn't touch it. 13 millie? I'd pass out thinking about having to repay it.
  • 13 is unlucky dude... should have pitched for 14 ;P
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    • In some parts of the world, 13 is the most luckiest number. I guess you get what you want out of the "numbers".
  • Well, this has gone well.

  • If I had a $13M line of credit and I was in Indonesia, I would own every McDonald's franchise in Djakarta. This guy is trolling, plain and simple. He wants to try to hook up with some real big money guys, find out what their plans are, then write up a business plan and go to the bank with it.
  • Seriously? good luck with that....
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    • 3 Step Plan:
      1) Invest heavily in General Motors and the USPS.
      2) Put some money on the Cubs to win the world series.
      3) Go to Vegas and put the rest on "black".
  • Banned
    I seriously think you're completely full of it, but I'll humor you.

    On that note: if you did have access to that much money and you DO NOT know what to do with it, and have to come to an IM forum to get opinions, then you are really in no position to have access to that much money in the first place.

    I do know that if I received 13 million, I'd automatically give Allen 1 million and tell him that these kinds of threads are not allowed on the forum. :rolleyes:
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  • Wow, OP said he is not taken serious, let's do it again...

    In Challenges & Contests Forum, set up a new challenge with 1Mil Reward, for a plan where one can invest 12MIL (as 1MIL already gone to the winner), ang get back 25Mil in 5 years.
    Then thread will be taken serious as stakes will be high... and who is going to keep the Reward money in escrow to keep things fair to OP and Participating members?

    Awesome thread.. Keep it going
  • Rather than question if the poster's situation is real, let's pretend it's you that has just gotten a $13 million credit line and have to double that amount in 5 years. What do you do?

    Should be a good exercise.
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    • That would be completely different thread if it was true what you said i.e.

      If that thread was like , let's IMAGINE guys, what if you have $13Mil.... what will you do?
      But this thread is completely different, as OP has conditioned this thread something FACTUAL and non-imaginary case..... Here is this thread in its SECOND life... where pretend, imagine , exercise is possible with no legal issues
      http://www.warriorforum.com/main-int...ll-you-do.html
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