The worst article rewrite I ever saw!

by cbean 56 replies
The below article has to be the worst article I have come across which was obviously spun by an article spinner software of some sort.

It is taken from an article I wrote and I wonder if the writer couldn't just have taken his/her time and read through before putting it on their website.

I guess they met their objective as they are on Page 2 of Google. But when they get the click, surely any intelligent person will run, when they start to read this tripe....

Cheers....

"Many ex-boyfriends quotes haw be had by asking your friends. Others ingest family, idolized ones, by datum magazines, books, watching movies or temporary online websites catering to breaking up with boyfriends or lovers.

However we should communicate ourselves what are the motives participating in hunting for these quotes? Is it guilt, fantasy, nostalgia or stark older can't permit go? Because before hunting for ex-boyfriend quotes encounter discover the think and be country most ground that mortal is an ex.

As I said previously before anything else, investigate the reason. A aggregation of the instance it strength be a artefact of experience in the instance and not covering up to actuality and effort on with your life.

Sometimes it haw be beatific to communicate yourself whatever question, was the ex-boyfriend the identify to feature I f**k you? Is that a excerpt you heard often? Did it stingy something when he said it? Most of the time, when we center those threesome text and wager it quoted somewhere the memories become high back.

I communicate every the time, what's the point. Are we so exhausted with thoughts of our ex-boyfriends, that whatever poem or excerpt we crapper bond to that mortal affects our full being? Life is brief and shouldn't be spent experience in the past, f**k quotes separate to place us in places of security, totally ignoring the actuality that exist.

My Grandmother was inclined of saying, "You never woman the liquid dirt the substantially separate dry." This haw not remember as an ex-boyfriend excerpt but as relationships go, it effectuation that when you hit someone or something and takes him/ her/ it for granted, when that mortal or abstract is absent you then actualise how such you woman them.

Its humorous how sometimes these quotes ordered you intellection and you actualise how such you woman your ex-boyfriend but feel and obstinacy is ownership you from occupation him up and gift the relation added try. I ever feature go for it what is there to lose, you are already in misery. All of the ex-boyfriends quotes in the concern wouldn't alter you discover of the piteous land you are in. It sure wouldn't perceive to at small essay to intend that characteristic of your chronicle straightened out, erst and for all. Then advise on.

Strive on whatever occasions wherever doable to intend discover and about. Don't set at bag moping and symptom your chronicle absent pining for something that mayhap module never return. You owe it to yourself to springy for you, for the time and for the future.Not that I am advocating that those lowercase quotes don't stingy anything but it helps to intend over your ex-boyfriend and advise on with your life.

Occasionally, the want maybe to intend your ex-boyfriend backwards drive you ease f**k him and there are whatever eBooks and another books discover there which exhibit you how and it wouldn't perceive to feature digit or digit if its your desire. You haw encounter whatever pretty beatific quotes in them. It sure couldn't be worsened than how you are feeling.
I change the letters to ** in the obscene word f**k not to offend this great forum...
Here is my original article.
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  • Profile picture of the author Steven Wagenheim
    I had to stop reading after the first paragraph. Just too painful.

    Wow, I can't believe...no, actually I can believe it.

    Just amazing.
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    • So did I, Steven. That is truly unbelievable.

      Originally Posted by Steven Wagenheim View Post

      I had to stop reading after the first paragraph. Just too painful.

      Wow, I can't believe...no, actually I can believe it.

      Just amazing.
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      • Profile picture of the author Steven Wagenheim
        You know, thanks for sharing this because I just wrote an article that I
        submitted to EZA called "Article Writing Tips - Write Them Yourself". I know
        it's an odd subject. I mean after all, what else ARE you going to do? But I
        realize that there are people who are so lazy, they'll either use a spinner or
        they'll outsource their article writing to some guy from Timbuktu for $1 a
        piece and end up with something that isn't even close to the English language.

        I'm telling you, laziness is going to kill this profession.

        Freelancers won't be able to get anywhere near a decent wage because
        everybody is going to either be using spinners or looking for buck a pop
        article writers.

        It's just a sad state of affairs.
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        • Profile picture of the author Kay King
          You guys lasted a whole paragraph?

          I have never been able to comprehend how people believe software can "spin" words/phrases/ideas and make sense - but they just keep asking "what's the best article spinner?"

          Answer - your brain.

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        • Profile picture of the author azgold
          Originally Posted by Steven Wagenheim View Post

          You know, thanks for sharing this because I just wrote an article that I
          submitted to EZA called "Article Writing Tips - Write Them Yourself". I know
          it's an odd subject. I mean after all, what else ARE you going to do? But I
          realize that there are people who are so lazy, they'll either use a spinner or
          they'll outsource their article writing to some guy from Timbuktu for $1 a
          piece and end up with something that isn't even close to the English language.

          I'm telling you, laziness is going to kill this profession.

          Freelancers won't be able to get anywhere near a decent wage because
          everybody is going to either be using spinners or looking for buck a pop
          article writers.

          It's just a sad state of affairs.

          I agree with Steven. It seems to be a combination of laziness and a cheapness that goes way beyond thrift.

          I was concerned for some time about what the prices were going to do for my income, but then I just carried on and got some customers who are willing to pay for better quality. I still think it's terribly sad, but I don't expend much energy on it anymore.

          As long as there is a market for that stuff, the law of supply and demand will accommodate it. Pity.
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      • Profile picture of the author Anup Mahajan
        Unbelievable....

        Sadly this is not an isolated example. I have read some equally bad (if not worse) articles. I am surprised to see how people can post such articles without taking any time to review this type of junk. They think Article Spinners can churn out good articles without any effort from their side..

        Sad but this seems to be the norm rather than exception.

        Regards,
        Anup
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    • Profile picture of the author Solidsnake
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      Originally Posted by Steven Wagenheim View Post

      I had to stop reading after the first paragraph. Just too painful.

      Wow, I can't believe...no, actually I can believe it.

      Just amazing.
      Grammar is worst than mine.. LOL.. I remember someone copied my articles and when he posted it into his blog, my email address was still there hiding in a "contact me" anchor.. These fellows are really funny sometimes..
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    • Profile picture of the author Mike Hill
      Originally Posted by Steven Wagenheim View Post

      I had to stop reading after the first paragraph. Just too painful.

      Wow, I can't believe...no, actually I can believe it.

      Just amazing.

      LOL... you made if further than I did Steve

      Mike Hill
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      • Profile picture of the author Colin Evans
        The site that article is published on has 8980 pages indexed in Google - most of them that I checked are machine re-written. I doubt a human has ever been involved in the creation and maintenance of the site...

        The Adsense lay out is interesting - Given most sites have a high bounce rate, I doubt many visitors ever get anywhere near the article text (which is way below the fold). The Adsense layout means the CTR will be high because without scrolling, the only options are Adsense ads or the back button...
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  • Profile picture of the author Jeremy Kelsall
    LMAO

    That was horrible!
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  • Profile picture of the author Matt Fulger
    The sad part is, I see articles that are spun like this all the time.

    Personally, I can't see the point in using software which effectively
    destroys your articles, rather than enhancing them. So what if it
    gets you listed in the TOP search engine results? If the article is
    crap, it's probably not gonna make you any sales.

    My brother (who knows next to nothing about the internet) was
    complaining about these types of articles just yesterday. He was
    doing some research and most of the TOP results were cluttered
    with incoherent articles, which did nothing but piss him off.
    After clicking to several more sites trying to find relevant information
    and instead finding more of these incomprehensible articles, he
    gave up his search entirely.

    So much for getting sales using auto-magically generated articles.

    People need to quit being so lazy and at least take a look at the
    articles they run through spinner software. Heck, with many of
    the articles a quick 1 second glance will show you that it no longer
    makes a damn bit of sense.

    Just my 2 cents.

    Peace & Prosperity,
    Matt Fulger
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  • Profile picture of the author Andres
    That was my WTF moment of the day!
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    • Profile picture of the author cashcow
      I guess they met their objective as they are on Page 2 of Google. But when they get the click, surely any intelligent person will run, when they start to read this tripe
      But this may be precisely what the article mangler wants - especially if they visitors wants to get away so quickly that they click the first blue link they see .. which just happens to be an adsense ad.

      It was painful to read - I don't think any one could last more than a few sentences without getting a headache.
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      • Profile picture of the author cbean
        And it actually replaced the word love with the obscence word "f**k"....

        Go figure.....obscene in context that is....
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        • Profile picture of the author Michael Oksa
          Okay! Two things.

          1. What is the answer to this question posed in the article? "Is it guilt, fantasy, nostalgia or stark older can't permit go?" - I think the answer to that question may hold the keys to the Universe.

          2.I don't know why, but I would love to hear the article read in the voice of a Shakespearian actor really hamming it up.

          Or, maybe I just need another cup of coffee.

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    • Profile picture of the author SandyHall
      Hi cbean,

      Wow, that is an amazing example of ineptitude, laziness,
      and just a plain hairbrained thing to put out with a link to
      the persons own website.

      It just goes to show how some people just do not care a damn
      about the quality of their work. (If you can call that work )

      Don't they know that a persons reputation means EVERYTHING?
      Especially since your work is seen by many many people
      all across the planet.

      I hope they learn a lesson somewhere in this.
      Hopefully we'll see some better information from them in the future.

      Just my 3 cents worth
      Sandy
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      • Profile picture of the author cbean
        Originally Posted by SandyHall View Post

        Hi cbean,

        Wow, that is an amazing example of ineptitude, laziness,
        and just a plain hairbrained thing to put out with a link to
        the persons own website.


        Just my 3 cents worth
        Sandy
        I was thinking the same thing too....
        There goes any thoughts about using article spinners.....

        What's sad about this is that there is no way for the search engines
        to vet this nonsense.....at least that I know of.
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        • Profile picture of the author Allen Graves
          Until I switched to running a members only article directory, I saw several of these a day. I am not surprised that they;re still running rampant out there.

          Shame. Really a shame.

          What does this do for anyone?!

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          • Profile picture of the author Paul Buckley
            I couldn't make it much past the second paragraph. It makes my head hurt too much.
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            • Profile picture of the author Michael Oksa
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              • Profile picture of the author Christie Love
                You are right. That's the absolutely worst I ever saw.
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                • Profile picture of the author Andy Money
                  That's hilarious, hahahaha. I've received equally bad in the past before I started operating my freelance business. That's insane.
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                  • Profile picture of the author Ephrils
                    That was a headache to read.

                    I think it's easier to just write it yourself most times.
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                    • Profile picture of the author Mike Williams
                      I don't know why there is a need for all these spinners. Here's how you rewrite an article.

                      Read it. Understand it. Think about it. Go back to your computer and put it in your own words the way YOU would've said it, with your own life examples.

                      Is that so hard?
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                      • Profile picture of the author joshbond
                        Haha
                        Classic.
                        Nothing better than paying someone to do a re-write and getting something like that.
                        I wish I could say that was the worst I've ever seen but believe me I've seen worse and even paid for worse. LOL
                        good times.
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                        • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
                          Well, I read the whole thing. It's like watching a train wreck, I suppose.

                          Hmm, how might I "spin" that sentence?

                          Artificial aquifer excavation, I understand the unabridged object. I predicate Information Technology is corresponding observing a convoy hulk.

                          As a side note, what concerns me about using PLR sometimes is wondering if the PLR articles could have been "spun" articles. I was rewriting one last night, which was fine until the last two paragraphs, where I really had almost no idea what point the writer was trying to make. While nowhere near as bad as the OP's example, it wasn't easy to follow.
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                          • I recognise his work, he also writes for some British tabloids...
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                            • Profile picture of the author adamv
                              That article really is funny in a disturbing kind of way. I can't imagine what the original article was actually about.

                              Maybe someone is passing government secrets in the form of codes embedded in nonsensicle articles. If you go into your cracker jacks box and get your decoder key, everything will become clear.
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                              • Profile picture of the author matthewd
                                Hey! You did not include my resource in there... if you want to repost my articles at least keep the resource!

                                Only joking.
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                              • Profile picture of the author Sirius Lin
                                Okay, I had to stop after the first sentence. It's obviously not written by a human

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                              • Profile picture of the author TedMarlett
                                I couldn't make it past the first paragraph either. This has to be the worst I have ever seen.

                                Lazy and inept are two of the words I read here and they describe this trash very well.
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                                • Profile picture of the author Conrado Oliveira
                                  I was thinking of using an article spinner but not after reading that lol
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                                  • Profile picture of the author cj9253
                                    WOW! Absolutely horrible. didn't make it passed the first paragraph.
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                                    • Profile picture of the author nursehoney
                                      Oh my...I know it's a tragedy and a shame. But I have to admit I laughed out loud!

                                      Please let me use that on my freelance writing site!! "Don't let this happen to you!" or "Think it's cheaper to use an article spinner?"

                                      Two things that really, really bother me about that article:

                                      1. That someone took that article, looked it over and said "Yeaaahhh, that's what I was looking for!" and then posted it somewhere in public.

                                      2. That Google listed it...on ANY page!!

                                      Honey
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                                    • Profile picture of the author Elmer Hurlstone
                                      Being either a complete and total glutton for punishment, or bored out of my skull I read the complete collection of words.

                                      This is the summation: "you are already in misery."

                                      Please note, if you can stand to, the above is a direct quote from the "article."

                                      And I thought nothing could surprise me...

                                      Elmer
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                                      • Profile picture of the author VegasVince
                                        This article rocks!

                                        It's written by a woman scorned...and filled with passion and hate and love and bitterness.....and to me..it effectively conveys the message..........that hell hath no fury...et al.

                                        I'm pretty sure home girl wrote this.... while holding some poor dudes newly detactched testicles in her writing hand....hence the shaky grammar, spelling, and the rest of it.

                                        But to me...this article is all art.


                                        xxx Vegas Vince
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                                        • Profile picture of the author rosterling
                                          Wow. This article almost brought a tear to my eye. I remember fondly my own Grandmother who was often inclined of saying, "You never woman the liquid dirt the substantially separate dry." Thanks for sharing.
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                                        • Vince,

                                          Only YOU would see it this way.

                                          Originally Posted by VegasVince View Post

                                          This article rocks!

                                          It's written by a woman scorned...and filled with passion and hate and love and bitterness.....and to me..it effectively conveys the message..........that hell hath no fury...et al.

                                          I'm pretty sure home girl wrote this.... while holding some poor dudes newly detactched testicles in her writing hand....hence the shaky grammar, spelling, and the rest of it.

                                          But to me...this article is all art.


                                          xxx Vegas Vince
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                                          • Profile picture of the author KonaGirl
                                            That is an OMG and WTF.

                                            It blows me away that anyone would actually put something like that up. Maybe he/she doesn't speak English, can't read it either, so doesn't realize how awful it is. :rolleyes:

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                                          • Profile picture of the author Sylvan
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                                            Wow I couldnt finish the first line. Any idea what they used? Unique content rocks guys, apparently it will rank even if it doesnt make sense, but only the well written content will get people to your site.
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                                            Nice creative writing....Vegas Vince
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                                          • Profile picture of the author JayXtreme
                                            My eyes are hurting...

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                                        • Profile picture of the author Greg Cooksley
                                          Originally Posted by VegasVince View Post

                                          This article rocks!

                                          It's written by a woman scorned...and filled with passion and
                                          hate and love and bitterness.....and to me..it effectively conveys
                                          the message..........that hell hath no fury...et al.

                                          I'm pretty sure home girl wrote this.... while holding some poor
                                          dudes newly detactched testicles in her writing hand....hence
                                          the shaky grammar, spelling, and the rest of it.

                                          But to me...this article is all art.


                                          xxx Vegas Vince

                                          Hey Vince,

                                          You are different dude!!!

                                          Are you sure she wasn't holding the Home Depot vice with your
                                          proverbials firmly clamped at the time of writing?

                                          Funny man....

                                          Regards

                                          Greg
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                                          • Profile picture of the author Ronnie Nijmeh
                                            Wow.. I must say, I couldn't even last a couple words (let alone a couple sentences!) It's not only awful, but it shows just how desperate and lazy some people are!

                                            And beyond that, it also shows just how much smarter monkeys are than article spinners. I mean, come on... there was barely a string of coherent words put together! I'm sure one of those genius monkeys can string together a few coherent words!!

                                            (And I highly doubt this article will last on the 2nd page of Google for long!)
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  • Profile picture of the author michaelcky8
    Mulder..?? Scully..???
    Quick..!!

    The "TRUTH" IS in there ................

    Somewhere in there... It must be, I'm sure of it...

    :-)
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  • Profile picture of the author EileenD
    They could not have possibly read this before they posted it! Anyone who reads this article will think they lost a marble or two!
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  • Profile picture of the author Dick Doe
    Looks like the person used an article spinner software to do the rewrite. The first few paragraphs do tell that it cannot be a handwritten article!
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