Who else wants to show us how to kill Google?

by aikay77 Banned 20 replies
Google Assassin

Google Killer

Google Snatch

Google Goggles (better than the rest)

Google Massacre (this one seemed like something out of Hollywood) At least agrees Google’s not the enemy.

Google Nemesis

Google … Who knows what else is gonna come up on the wild wild web?

Come on, do you also want to kill Google and send it into oblivion? Bring on the war!

I’m no guru basher; no I hate that because I too want to be a guru someday. Yet even if anyone labels me so, I don’t care! I am taking a risk talking about this and I know some ‘gurus’ especially those I mention or their friends who lick their boots may get pissed off with me. But someone’s gotta say this.

Truth be told; isn’t it ridiculous the way product launch after product launch comes up and the creator wants to commit grievous bodily harm to Google?

How about the affiliates who promote these products? I don’t think the do their homework by taking a look at these products before blasting a mail off to their list. In a space of one week I received a promotion from one guy I’m on his list for Google Nemesis, Google Massacre and Google Snatch!

What the @#$%!

What did it for me was the guy who created Google Nemesis also has a testimonial on the Google Massacre website! Makes the whole thing look like they’re in a friggin cult.

And in case you didn’t know the creator of Google Assassin and Google Nemesis are one and the same person! Now how’s that? This guy knows a whole lot about Google, don’t you think? Maybe he used to work with Google and wrote all the code they’ll use for the next bazillion years.

If you too are tired of the slew of Google murderers (as if anyone could kill Google) I’m sure you gotta agree with me.

You know sometimes I think the people at Google will log on to Clickbank, look through the listing for products claiming to know their secrets and then lounge on their easy chairs, put their legs on the table, throw their heads back and laugh their heads off at the nonsense. They’ll look with pity on us poor buying folks and feel really sorry.

Really I think the people at Google will buy all these stuff and read them to see if indeed there’s something in there. And if there is you had better be sure that they’ll plug the hole in no time! So if you haven’t got the latest Google Annihilator (is there something like that? Who knows?) and planning to, I beg you to save your dollars. By the time you get round to doing it, Google would have corrected their ‘mistake’ if ever you can call it that.

All in all it’s not all gloom and doom. I think that among the numerous Google Annihilating products (that name again. I think I’ll go register it) there are a few that look credible like Google Goggles (software) and Google Snatch. This is not an endorsement however so before you buy, make sure you do your due diligence first.

There I said it. If you’ve got anything to say about this post, do it. Let’s talk about it
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  • Profile picture of the author WAmember
    I agree so much!! I spend so much money back in my noob beginning on all those products claiming to beat google. They are a waste of money. Now guides are a different thing those can prove to be useful.

    That thing you said about them being the same is quite interesting. Probably to receive some sales before people find out the product sucks.
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    • Profile picture of the author Josh Anderson
      Maybe we will see Google on the next Maury Povich show.
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      • Profile picture of the author VinceNouvel
        how about Goolge Slayer...
        I think someone might use this
        haha
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      • Profile picture of the author Eric Johnson
        Originally Posted by Josh Anderson View Post

        Maybe we will see Google on the next Maury Povich show.
        Yea we can have Sarah Palin and Al Gore doing paternity tests to see who is the father...
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        • Profile picture of the author jasonl70
          And everyone of those products is violating google's trademark
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          • Profile picture of the author Scott Ames
            No one seems to be worried about killing Cuil ... I wonder why?
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            • Profile picture of the author Dana_W
              Originally Posted by Scott Ames View Post

              No one seems to be worried about killing Cuil ... I wonder why?
              This could be because Cuil Killer is kind of a tongue twister and too hard to say. :^)
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              • Profile picture of the author aikay77
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                WA, I understand. Those guys are arrrrrgh!

                Ha ha, Josh, you are so funny. now i would love to see big bad google on Tv. I wwatch here in my country.

                Vince forgot that one too-Goolge Slayer. Has he slain google yet?

                Sure Eric, they are both having an affair - Sarah Palin and Al Gore

                Jason, they'll soon end up in court. I wonder why Google lets them advertise using Adwords with their trademark.

                Scott, i wonder too but just like Dana said the name Cuil, real tongue bender.
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                • Profile picture of the author Gurupoints
                  Hahaha.

                  Guys, this is the Warrior Forum, a place for Marketing. You should try to soak it up and assimilate it, embrace it, not fight it...

                  Why the war on Google? First it's not really against Google (few of those products are if any).

                  It's just a marketing angle (hello!).

                  Google is the most recognizable name on the internet, therefore it stands to reason that the greatest common denominator is... "make money with google"

                  And, a hoard of smarty pants caught on and used that angle to move product. That is called marketing. You should try it instead of looking mystified like a doe caught in the headlights...
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                  • Profile picture of the author Chri5123
                    I am starting a new product along these lines soon.

                    KickGooglesHeadIn.com



                    Chris
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                    • Profile picture of the author aikay77
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                      Hi GuruPoints,

                      From your angle of reasoning, i agree.

                      Chris, wow that was hilarious But are you serious? If you are then do get that product started. You'll sell lots of copies. Seems like people cant get enugh of Google tricks.
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                    • Profile picture of the author Eric Johnson
                      Originally Posted by Chri5123 View Post

                      I am starting a new product along these lines soon.

                      KickGooglesHeadIn.com



                      Chris
                      OK, but I got dibs on www.kickgoogleinthenads.com
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                      • Profile picture of the author aikay77
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                        Eric, kickgoogleinthenads.com right? You guys are so funny :-)
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          • Profile picture of the author Scott Ames
            Originally Posted by jasonl70 View Post

            And everyone of those products is violating google's trademark
            You are so right. Just a matter a time before they get a nice letter I'm sure.
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  • Profile picture of the author Black Hat Cat
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    Originally Posted by aikay77 View Post

    Truth be told; isn’t it ridiculous the way product launch after product launch comes up and the creator wants to commit grievous bodily harm to Google?it
    I'm guessing they assume most of us understand they aren't talking about hurting Google physically. That some don't may help explain why they can never make these products work for them though.
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    • Profile picture of the author Daniel Molano
      Well frankly, I'd rather figure out how to JV/partner with damn Google. Next product coming out.

      Google Proposal - How To Marry Google in 10 Days
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        • Profile picture of the author David Raybould
          Guys this is funny...

          I'm still surprised that someone hasn't capitalized on it in the opposite way. After all wouldn't it make sense to get in Google's good books?

          So where's Googleseducer.com? Or nailgoogle3timesinanight.com?

          I think there's real potential there...lol

          David
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          • Profile picture of the author adamv
            Here's a short list of product launches that I am eagerly awaiting.

            1. Google Brutalizer
            2. Google Stabber
            3. Google Destroyer
            4. Google Destructor
            5. Google Devastator
            6. Google Invalidator
            7. Google Pulverizer
            8. Google Wrecker
            9. Google Pummeler
            10. Google Raper

            I'm anxiously awaiting each and every one of these products but I will only buy the ones that I receive 8 or more emails for in the same day. That's how I determine if it's a good product. If all of these big name guys says it's good then it must be awesome.
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            • Profile picture of the author aikay77
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              Wow guys, this is so hiliarious!

              Adam V, that list has just given the 'gurus' more ammunition to throw at us.

              Winky, Google a witch?! I'm waiting for that one. Maybe you'll create it.

              David, Google would really be kinky in bed. Ha ha.

              Buddy, i'm so sorry your WSO won't just fly. :-)

              Daniel, for those who marry for money, Google would be the perfect bride! Who wouldn't want to have Google on their side?

              Yeah! This is so funny.
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            • Profile picture of the author aikay77
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              Wow guys, this is so hiliarious!

              Adam V, that list has just given the 'gurus' more ammunition to throw at us.

              Winky, Google a witch?! I'm waiting for that one. Maybe you'll create it.

              David, Google would really be kinky in bed. Ha ha.

              Buddy, i'm so sorry your WSO won't just fly. :-)

              Daniel, for those who marry for money, Google would be the perfect bride! Who wouldn't want to have Google on their side?

              Yeah! This is so funny.
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