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Explaining Marketing To A Dude

by SamNuku
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A marketing consultant was teaching his students how marketing works :

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party, you went up to her and say
" I'm very rich, marry me"
- That's direct marketing.

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and you spot a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her pointing at you and says he's very rich, marry him - That's Advertising.

3. You sitting in a bar having a glass of wine and a gorgeous girl comes to you, - " That's an irresistible offer "

You buy her a drink and ask her out - That's a call to action.
she got in your car and you took her home. " That's capturing a lead "

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#dude #explaining #marketing
  • Profile picture of the author santosjaimes
    No post sale service?
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  • Profile picture of the author Odahh
    if you want to get chick because your rich ..you throw the party

    and if you want a woman to be interested in you because you have money ..you offer to pay for a boob job if she pretty but they little ..

    you know though i think your post explain why so much marketing fails verse the different types of marketing

    trying to get way to much commtment way to soon without developing a relationship
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    • Profile picture of the author SamNuku
      Originally Posted by Odahh View Post

      if you want to get chick because your rich ..you throw the party

      and if you want a woman to be interested in you because you have money ..you offer to pay for a boob job if she pretty but they little ..

      you know though i think your post explain why so much marketing fails verse the different types of marketing

      trying to get way to much commtment way to soon without developing a relationship
      This post never said anything about what method succeeds simply explains very basically the difference

      Although, what you just shared: "trying to get way to much commtment way to soon without developing a relationship" is ABSOLUTE gold.

      Thanks for sharing!
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  • Profile picture of the author yukon
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    Originally Posted by SamNuku View Post

    3. You sitting in a bar having a glass of wine and a gorgeous girl comes to you, - " That's an irresistible offer "

    ...or it's a prostitute with a VD.
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    • Profile picture of the author Samii Nuks
      really? hahaha get a life dude. or at the very least a sense of humor.
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  • Profile picture of the author simonz
    I like this way of describing marketing.

    Here are few more.

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me - That's Telemarketing"

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she
    goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share"

    If someone is looking for more of these, here is the source.
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