How Can I FOCUS?

by Princess Balestra 10 replies
Hey ... I dunno — who in hell areya anyways?

Prolly I would need sum deets, like what kinda all-consoomin' fog clouds out yr braino — plus alla the usual schwango like height & weight, seckshoal orientation, an' any recurrin' nightmares prompt hairdo switchouts.

Tellya, I ain't no detective, but with that kinda info, mebbe I could drill down hard onya boss-eyed ass an' lend a helpin' hand.

Or ... waitaminute — you clicked on this thread cosya think I am ASKIN' 'steada PROFFERIN' MIND WARRIOR SPECULATION FODDER?


Lemme toon in onya vibe for a sec here...

I sense a fellow Warrior is troubled by Lack Of Focus issues, and as an inconceivably driven success story on legs, I am compelled to offer killer counsel as might consume the World's available bandwidth until 2028.

No, let me rephrase that as I reposition my own grandeur!

I WILL consume etc etc.

And by 2035, my progeny will stand proud, ready to stomp on today's fickle emergent Centennials.


or mebbe

Thanks for posting, Princess.

I've missed your insightful posts, and I want you to know I'd be the first to applaud your immense contribution to this forum — if it weren't for the fact that I simply have no clue what you are saying!


or even

*** darkweb alien porn ***

*** probing your open channels like Silicon Phalli ***



so, hey, listen — I got no clue 'bout focus, yours or mine.

But I hopesya had a fun time hangin' out here in this diversion from whateverya were thinkin' bout ... all sweetsy marketsy IMsy ... beforeya saw

How Can I FOCUS?
#mind warriors #focus
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  • Profile picture of the author Master Blake
    Sounds like you live in a firewall and expect someone to penetrate it.
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  • Profile picture of the author Odahh
    when i figure out what you said . I might be able to give you an answer..

    it must be real hard to focus with the many different charcter voices that play in your head ..find someone really dumb to talk to.. so all the voices start to ask "wtf is this person saying.. and you can focus on that ..

    blah you will probably just listen to audio clips of dumb people speak and creat a new voice ..

    sorry I know the last thing my shrink said to me was"there is nothing more i can to for you..please stop coming back "..
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  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    I've missed your insightful posts, and I want you to know I'd be the first to applaud your immense contribution to this forum — if it weren't for the fact that I simply have no clue what you are saying!
    Once in a while I understand (sort of) exactly what you are saying.

    When that happens, it worries me.
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    I'd talk to the Teen Angels on this one.
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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

    Hey ... I dunno — who in hell areya anyways?

    Prolly I would need sum deets, like what kinda all-consoomin' fog clouds out yr braino — plus alla the usual schwango like height & weight, seckshoal orientation, an' any recurrin' nightmares prompt hairdo switchouts.

    Tellya, I ain't no detective, but with that kinda info, mebbe I could drill down hard onya boss-eyed ass an' lend a helpin' hand.

    Or ... waitaminute — you clicked on this thread cosya think I am ASKIN' 'steada PROFFERIN' MIND WARRIOR SPECULATION FODDER?


    Lemme toon in onya vibe for a sec here...

    I sense a fellow Warrior is troubled by Lack Of Focus issues, and as an inconceivably driven success story on legs, I am compelled to offer killer counsel as might consume the World's available bandwidth until 2028.

    No, let me rephrase that as I reposition my own grandeur!

    I WILL consume etc etc.

    And by 2035, my progeny will stand proud, ready to stomp on today's fickle emergent Centennials.


    or mebbe

    Thanks for posting, Princess.

    I've missed your insightful posts, and I want you to know I'd be the first to applaud your immense contribution to this forum — if it weren't for the fact that I simply have no clue what you are saying!


    or even

    *** darkweb alien porn ***

    *** probing your open channels like Silicon Phalli ***



    so, hey, listen — I got no clue 'bout focus, yours or mine.

    But I hopesya had a fun time hangin' out here in this diversion from whateverya were thinkin' bout ... all sweetsy marketsy IMsy ... beforeya saw

    How Can I FOCUS?
    Translated; l hate my boss, and there are too many blue aliens online?

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  • Oh wow — this actschwlly posted.

    I had lame tech issues yesterday an' I figured this had kinda bombed ... but it seems I ended up here twice.

    Guess that makes me a self-propogatin' doppelganger.

    Anyways, I was jus' experimentin' with stuff, so don't take this too serious.

    Was it Keats who said, "up into our ass must we never ever suck that which would make us the worst kind of schmuck"?

    Gonna go check...
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    buy a new camera
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  • Profile picture of the author Elizabethlim
    Hello Princess, sounds like you are frustrated and unable to focus maybe. Take a deep breath, refresh and start again.. Concentrate and prioritise the stuff you need to finish put aside the rests. Cheers
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    • Originally Posted by Elizabethlim View Post

      Hello Princess, sounds like you are frustrated and unable to focus maybe. Take a deep breath, refresh and start again.. Concentrate and prioritise the stuff you need to finish put aside the rests. Cheers
      Stoopid thing is, I got LASER-SHARP SUPERPOWERS.

      Prolly I should seek out difficulter targets.

      Like cookin' eggplants anyways proper.

      For sumthin' oozes offa the stem so pendulous, eggplants are an uphill culinary struggle, tellya.
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  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    It's called "sense of humor" - don't believe everything you read.
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