Mindfulness and self-transformation apps

I've used a couple in the past, they were pretty simple and straight forward. They were pretty much like pre-loaded music players and you'd just listen to the different tracks.

Meditation apps my frickin' ass.

Why would I wanna connect up to Asshole Central so I can chill out on a Sweetsy roll?

Plus also ... what kinda in app purchase they got?

Positive thinking has worked for people from every walk of life.

Of course there will be others who foam at the mouth spouting pathetic excuses.

I find it rather entertaining for some inconspicuous reason.

You're either in or not.

Pick your side.

I tried Headspace a while ago, before it was hugely popular. I liked how the app gave you suggestions for different uses. I cant think of any exact ones now but things like "Meditation when you feel like over eating" or "meditation for the commute to work" prompted meditations like that. The think I DONT like about Headspace is how expensive it is. It was great as a free app but they have greatly limited what you have access too as a free member and the paid membership is a bit ridiculous.

they are an app.

Maybe too old school for this, but when I learned meditation and mindfulness, we started with a quieting of the mind. An inner journey, away from the outside, external world.

I just find it curious that today, someone needs a device, cell phone, app, software or podcasts to reach a higher state of mindfulness.

Maybe, less adding things and a little more getting rid of, and being still, still enough to listen to the warm, rather than being distracted by it.

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Apps, to help relax you, is iffy at best, the problem with Smart/Dumb phones is you develop an unnatural delusion that this phone will protect and save you from anything.

Rather like a film crew in Star Ship Troopers, that believe that since they are holding a camera they don't have to run.

People falling off cliffs and getting run over, is real and for what? Taking a selfie or seeing if a total stranger has wished you happy birthday on FB.

They need to impose stronger bans if anything.

Smartphone autocorrect nemesises Moi the F on out.

Mebbe I should roll my life back to the Enlightened Factotum v2.05 stage.

Those were happy times ... when I would split my negative chatter into two teams till they killed one another to death.

Tellya, I would wish always for thoughts to present 'emselves whenevah.

I got no problem dealin' with my response to Cognitive Miraculature Balestraique, even if I bitchin' out in the negative zone, but I see way too much mindful stuff seems figured jus' to nootralize, paralyze, or sweep under the carpet all subjective foibles as may actschwlly pass for steps up if'n you wanna.

Gotta hope the spirityool vibe is universal.

We figure AI gonna terrorize hoomankind outta existence as mindless machine control rampages on a self-replicatin' level up powah trip.

But what if chillin' be a universal law?

An' in the seamlessly life-enhancin' Internet of Things 2020s, evry connected device could figure a little spontaneous flopout?

Google ... turn on the TV.

Sorry, I'm having my nails done. Come back in like 20 minutes.

Google ... play sumthin' sweet for Moi.

Sorry, it's necessary for me to process negative thoughts right now, so I'm checking in on Mozart in real time. When I'm done, I may treat myself to a burger I have no intention of eating, purely as a thought experiment I'm hoping will be fun.

Umm, l have messed with my Mothers smart phone, and autocorrect can be turned off.

Yes, nothing worse than a loud mouth. I occasionally get one at a coffee shop, and can pretty much hear everything he, (usually a he) is saying, eventhough someone closer, little to nothing.

And worse on a phone.

Most children stare aimlessly into a smart phone, playing some cartoon, in a coffee shop, to shut them up, which is certainly better than them interviewing everyone or throwing plates about.

But it tends to be too loud, and instead of quietly reading a paper, l get some monotonous tune player over and .....over, with the only respite is the battery must be close to dead.

But this goes on for half and hour or more, and l am beginning to think, that it is nuclear powered, or they have a free energy device in their bag?

But l also saw a kid messing with a Rubiks cube recently, which was also just as loud, but less irritating.

He does need a hair cut?

And the terminator type drones, could only be viable if they were nuclear powered.

Otherwise half and hour later they would be junk, (nuclear can stay airborne for years).

If you ask nice, Mother might let you have your own smart phone.

I started listening to eerie music (Dark Choirs and Cathedral) and for some reason he came into my reality. He blended in so seamlessly and sculpted a new horizon. I thought being an evangelist of humanity's greatest doings is the least I can do. More power to the Cosmic Master. His hypnotizing way is a mouthful & strikes a nerve in me.

It's hard to find a way out of the maze without directions.

To put it bluntly, there's a cutting-edge technology that molds the mind to perceive unimaginable things. What I practise is deep trance relaxation and along the spoken words within the recordings, I reach epiphanies.

We are typically using only a fraction of our mental capacities but cosmic hypnosis is here to change that. For the first time in my life I felt optimal.

Relaxation is key and a fine art at that. Through peacefulness and serenity, our antennas go up and we become receivers of a cathartic reality. Yes catharsis takes place and even generation of new cells.

Worth its salt so to speak. One will "find out on his own".

We are not worthy.

When Churchill called Russia "a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma," natchrlly he been on the Scotch.

For my part, I endeavor always to be a paragon of clarity (speshly blended to deliver homogenized reason smooth as baby food).

For Moi, mindfulness begins & ends with two questions.

1) Where are you?

2) What time is it?

Makes gettin' to the eloosive "Here & Now" kinda default.

I might try these apps and test out some methods for marketing

I was wondering how is it even possible?