Internet Marketer's Success Diet

by donhx

Posted: 13 years ago 19 replies

PERSONAL DEVELOPMENT

Breakfast:
1/2 grapefruit
1 piece whole-wheat toast
8 ounces, skim milk

Lunch:
4 ounces, lean breast of chicken
1 cup steamed zucchini
1 Oreo cookie
1 cup herb tea

Mid-afternoon snack:
Rest of package of Oreo cookies
1 quart Rocky Road ice cream
3 Snicker bars

Dinner:
1 large pepperoni pizza
1 large pitcher of beer
1 bag of potato chips
6 Twinkies
1 entire frozen cheesecake eaten directly from the package

#diet #internet #marketer’s #marketerâ€™s #success

Dan Bainbridge 13 years ago

Hmm.... starts out ok.... goes a bit down-hill during the second half of the day though... does this really guarantee success?
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- donhx 13 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by submp3s
  
  Hmm.... starts out ok.... goes a bit down-hill during the second half of the day though... does this really guarantee success?
  
  I thought many people would identify with this and smile. We all start the day with such good intentions!
  
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  gie grace 13 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by donhx
  
  I thought many people would identify with this and smile. We all start the day with such good intentions!
  
  This is funny!!!
  
  Your thread has a catchy headline. I was thinking you'd post something like "an ounce of perseverance" but I didn't expect it'll literally be a diet plan!
  
  As with the good intentions, oh well, cut us a bit of slack, will yah?
  Moderation is the key. Too much of a good thing will make it bad (for me, that is )
  
  Gie
  
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  DanteRomero 13 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by donhx
  
  I thought many people would identify with this and smile. We all start the day with such good intentions!
  
  I wasn't sure what to think until I read your second post. Genius, mate! I like your message.
  
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Michael Ten 13 years ago

lololol. Funny stuff.... you had good intentions it appears, at least!
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ChrisKahler 13 years ago

Hahaha I started off thinking that this was a decent diet... Then I seen the first Oreo cookie and was like "Well, I guess having one in moderation is ok" and then we move into the mid afternoon and its a train wreck. This was a good mood lifter, thanks!
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Kukelka 13 years ago

Hello,
than I join warrior forum I eat about one time per day, as there are no time to eat, just read read and one more time read..So the best diet program is just join warrior forum ))
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umairsheikh2002 13 years ago

Haha! Funny stuff....
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mattlaclear 13 years ago

That looks like my diet for sure. First thing I do every morning when I wake up is drink a quart of filtered alkaline water. After that I drink the juice from: half a head of cabbage, three handfuls of parsley, 4 carrots, 1 lemon and a beet. For lunch I usually have a high protein and low carb meal.

Sound good so far?

I usually end up skipping dinner from the energy I gain from the start of my day. But later in the day I pig out on just about any crap that I can fit into my mouth.

I figured that if I would start going to bed at 7 pm I would have the healthiest diet on the planet.
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ChrisQ 13 years ago

Sadly most breakfasts don't start that healthy lately.
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bolaji 13 years ago

Dude.

THIS IS HILARIOUS!
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Jody_W 13 years ago

LOL, I knew it was all going downhill once I saw the cookie listed!
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ianmax 13 years ago

how you call it diet with such large amount of food in dinner lol
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Alan Chin The Sniper 13 years ago

Haha ~ by then , you can create this diet food plan to all internet marketer which is proven to work. Well, I guess I don't think that dinner time in need of fast food , not good for health yo ~! haha ~ Better have some plain water and some hot dog bread LOL.
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Debra Barrow 13 years ago

I start out okay, but the technical issues slow me down.
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slowdriver 12 years ago

Lol this is funny, sounds alot like how i used to diet.
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melltonroper 12 years ago

Well made, I love it...
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- jeskola 12 years ago
  
  Nice!
  
  I try for
  
  Breakfast
  1 bowl oats with scoop of peanut butter
  
  Mid morning snack
  Handful off almonds
  1 banana
  
  Lunch
  Rice, vegetables and chicken
  
  Mid afternoon
  Tuna wrap
  Handful of almonds
  
  Dinner
  Much the same as lunch - Thai or Chinese food
  
  Snack
  Cheese and some green tea
  
  Pretty bland! Weekends I will eat junk and drink beer but weekdays I try to stick to above, mostly due to a high level of exercise (3 x muay Thai sessions and 3 days running 5k +).
  
  I would love to eat pizza every day!!!
  
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WakondaMarketing 12 years ago

Thanks. Stuffs like these make me hungry. And I think I need to prepare myself a hearty meal.
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