I Want You To Want Me

by tpw
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I am not going to pull no punches here....

I want you to want me...

I need to make money, and online is as good as any other method, probably even better, because I don't have to dress up, or kiss anyone's ass on the job...

I need you to pay me...

So, what must I do to get you to pay me money?

I will do anything, so long as it doesn't involve a committed effort to working...

I has gotta have time to play my Xbox Live too... I am sure you understand...

How bout this?

How about you let me do a job for you, so I can build my portfolio...

It doesn't matter whether you like what I do for you or not... I just need to be able to put your name on my sales page, as a "satisfied customer", so that I can convince others to give me their money...

In this way, I get to create a money-opportunity for myself, and I won't be taking advantage of your money, just your reputation?

Does that sound like a workable plan?

Or, if you want me to pretend to care about what you need to have done, you can send me $500 to my PayPal account now. After all, that is what I will be charging people, once I have created the testimonials I need to promote my new service.

Yeah, I know that I have never actually done the service that I am going to offer, but that don't matter right?

We are all here at the forum to figure out how to TAKE from others, rather than to give people value, right?

Leave that "giving value" crap to those with jobs...

We are the ones who will rulez the world tomorrow...

So helps me out, would ja?


I want you to want me...

Well honestly, I could care less if you want me... Really, I just need you to think you want me, so you can send me money...

So, what do you say?

Do we have a deal or not?




p.s.
#cheap trick #making money #opportunity #scam #work
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    • Profile picture of the author marketm
      I'm on the same boat! Really great post tpw!
      Originally Posted by Vanessa Reece View Post

      Excellent post. I won't comment anymore because it will be a rant-o-thon.
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  • Profile picture of the author DebbieD
    Reminds me of this:

    Someone was looking to get married to a rich girl. A marriage consultant (or maybe it was a dating site? lol) finally got someone on the line. He said this girl's father had $1 million cash in the bank, blah, blah, blah. There's just one problem - he's not sure he has a daughter.

    The young man replied, "The girl is not that important - the money alone will do."
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    • Profile picture of the author Christine2011
      Originally Posted by DebbieD View Post

      Reminds me of this:

      Someone was looking to get married to a rich girl. A marriage consultant (or maybe it was a dating site? lol) finally got someone on the line. He said this girl's father had $1 million cash in the bank, blah, blah, blah. There's just one problem - he's not sure he has a daughter.

      The young man replied, "The girl is not that important - the money alone will do."
      LOL...funny one

      This just tells how people need money badly.
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    lol maybe not, but just in case I thought Boxxy was a good choice for this thread
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  • Profile picture of the author Andyhenry
    Where do I send the $500? You didn't include a link.
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    nothing to see here.

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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Mayo
    Dag-nab-it Bill!
    That song was the first thing that came to my mind after I read the Thread Title...lol

    I had already Gooooooogled the song and was prepared to place it in this thread.

    Anyway, another good not-so-rant from you. Was worth the read.

    Have a Great Day!
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  • Profile picture of the author Buildingfutures
    Bill,

    The title was kinda saucy, I thought you were finally confessing your love to someone here, but you're just going on about making money.

    Nobody here wants to do that.

    Gosh.

    Grow up.

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  • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
    Originally Posted by tpw View Post

    How bout this?

    How about you let me do a job for you, so I can build my portfolio...

    It doesn't matter whether you like what I do for you or not... I just need to be able to put your name on my sales page, as a "satisfied customer", so that I can convince others to give me their money...

    In this way, I get to create a money-opportunity for myself, and I won't be taking advantage of your money, just your reputation?

    Does that sound like a workable plan?
    Sounds rather like the signature of a thread we were commenting in earlier.

    I've PM'd you my Paypal login, just take what you need.
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  • Profile picture of the author ArranWood
    Actually, not everyone is here to take (I took it all). Some really are here to give...

    Nice rant and enjoyable read.

    Best regards
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    • Profile picture of the author tpw
      Originally Posted by ArranWood View Post

      Actually, not everyone is here to take (I took it all). Some really are here to give...

      Nice rant and enjoyable read.

      Best regards
      Arran Wood

      Yeah, we know that...

      The post only speaks to a specific mindset.

      Thanks.
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  • Profile picture of the author NicoleBeckett
    LOL, Bill... You've done it again!

    You just left out one minor detail... you need the money within the next 30 days. After all, that's when your car payment/rent/student loans are due, and a guru told you that you could be living a financially free life in 30 days, simply by working 2-3 hours a day
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    • Profile picture of the author tpw
      Originally Posted by NicoleBeckett View Post

      LOL, Bill... You've done it again!

      You just left out one minor detail... you need the money within the next 30 days. After all, that's when your car payment/rent/student loans are due, and a guru told you that you could be living a financially free life in 30 days, simply by working 2-3 hours a day

      I could have also played the, "I need $30k in 30 days to buy a new car. My used car is broke and needs a $400 repair, but I would rather buy a new one than fix my old one." :p
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    • Profile picture of the author tpw
      Originally Posted by ardley216 View Post

      but but but... i wantz a million and 2$ but i wanna work 3 minutes a day... plz plz plz .... hahah...
      [/sarcasm]

      Two more posts like this, and you will finally be able to post your link in the forum...

      Maybe you will make it before you get banned...



      p.s. Haha... Only a matter of time now...
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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Oksa
    Quick Tip: If you want to offer your copywriting services FOR FREE...and NOBODY is taking you up on your offer...THEN you may not be ready to start building a copywriting portfolio. Think about it.

    Also, you should check and double-check your spelling, grammar and punctuation if you are offering copywriting, as several mistakes in the space of 39 words can turn people off.

    OOPS!

    I mean...

    "What are we talking about?"



    All the best,
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  • Profile picture of the author TracyNeedham
    "Yeah, I know that I have never actually done the service that I am going to offer, but that don't matter right?"

    LOL. Exactly...

    I want to learn on YOUR dime!

    Well, I don't want to learn.

    But if I have to, well, then I'll pretend to. Though I'll actually probably just go find someone on fiverr who can do it.

    Wait...you expected a GOOD job? At that price? ha ha ha ha ha...

    Who do you think I am?! A business person or something?!

    I've got better things to do with my time and your money!

    Problems? Questions?

    No, man. I don't have time for that crap. You get what you get.

    Now go away...I've got WOW to go play!
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  • Profile picture of the author Rose Anderson
    I LOVE that song!! I don't have time to bother reading any of this thread to find out what you're talking about...I just like to read titles and then make off the wall comments that are completely random and don't fit with the discussion in any way.
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    • Profile picture of the author Michael Oksa
      Originally Posted by Rose Anderson View Post

      I LOVE that song!! I don't have time to bother reading any of this thread to find out what you're talking about...I just like to read titles and then make off the wall comments that are completely random and don't fit with the discussion in any way.
      I find it best to cook them for 15 minutes per side over low heat. Low heat is the secret to making them tender.
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        Originally Posted by Michael Oksa View Post

        I find it best to cook them for 15 minutes per side over low heat. Low heat is the secret to making them tender.
        Yes but when the tide is out, I find the grass looks blue from the second floor....with carrots.
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  • Profile picture of the author eskimoto
    Originally Posted by tpw View Post



    Well honestly, I could care less if you want me... Really, I just need you to think you want me, so you can send me money...
    if you could care less it means that you still care ;-)
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  • Profile picture of the author mysterrio
    Wow, okay I read this whole thread. That is a few minutes of my life I will never get back (which is okay, because I laid on a bed of nails for 283 hours and 5 min -see here: The World of WOWs - Most Time Spent On a Bed Of Nails )...having said that ...I am happy you are not talking about making $300 per week selling candy bars at school.

    Keep up the good work Mr. Platt....lol
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    very nice post^^
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    Ethics: Doing the right thing.
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  • Profile picture of the author J Bold
    I at first thought it was going to be serious and you were going to tell us why you want the approval of others and how you are going to create value to do that! We all want and desire approval, especially in our professional lives.

    But yeah, if you are doing good work, and someone values what you do, they should have no problem giving you a testimonial.

    But if you want people to like it "just because I asked for it" than that should not sit too kindly with most, and I hope it wouldn't.
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    Such a great live band. Love that song
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  • Profile picture of the author larrydcook
    Sorry Bill but I got "No more Tears In Heaven" for ya! But you could be the "Sunshine of my Love" except I think your at your "Crossroads" and it could all get better "After Midnight" just don't let any one do any "Cocaine" or "Lay Down Sally" just because she looks So "Wonderful Tonight"! Now before you come "Unplugged" "Hey Hey" "Don't Accuse Me" I just got some"Walking Blues" I'm just a"" so i'll be on my way!
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  • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
    Awww, Bill...

    That was a Cheap Trick!

    Mz T
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  • Profile picture of the author Lisha5684
    Sounds good to me. Wow, you really talked me into it! Where do I send the money?

    But seriously, that makes up about 99% of internet marketers/online money making gurus, etc?
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    Because every thing might be good for us and feel that they want me.
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