How about some fun quotations?

MaverickWil

15 years ago

LOL...that's a good one.

"Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday."

-Oscar Wilde

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kongming 14 years ago

That's really interesting. And yes, there are many cute little quotes by Oscar Wilde, like his books a lot.
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Samsmiles

15 years ago

love it MaverickWil!

Another one from Oscar-

"I can resist anything except temptation"

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"Remember you're unique - Just like everyone else."
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"Each problem has hidden in it an opportunity so powerful that it literally dwarfs the problem. The greatest success stories were created by people who recognized a problem and turned it into an opportunity."―Joseph Sugarman
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palaki

15 years ago

"Necessity is the mother of invention, it is true but it's father is creativity, and knowledge is the midwife."

--What are the two things that you cannot hide from anybody?
a.That you are drunk
b.That you are in love

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Samsmiles

15 years ago

Don't know who wrote this but its fun:

"In controversial moments my perceptions rather fine,
I always see both points of view- the one thats wrong and mine!

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jayden.fellze

15 years ago

Live life to the fullest...rather than living life to the foolest!

I don't know who wrote that..but sounds funny!

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John M Kane

15 years ago

"Thy Flatulent Ones Shouldst Ownest Dogs for They To Blame"

??Necessity is the Mother of Invention? And I thought it was Frank Zappa.Whoda thunk?

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perfecthomebuz

15 years ago

"don't judge the book by its cover, the greatest treasure are sometimes found in an unattractive places"

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Samsmiles

15 years ago

How about this one:

The higher you climb the more your ass is exposed!

-Gen. J ('Vinegar Joe') Stillwell

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solardave

15 years ago

"everywhere I go,There I am"
"if you're not the lead dog the view never changes"

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tricia2253

15 years ago

From David Letterman

Charlton Heston admitted he had a drinking problem, and I said to myself, "thank go this guy doesn't own any guns!'

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Bukola

15 years ago

"Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise"
Ted Turner

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Bukola

15 years ago

"Opportunity is missed by most people because
it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. "
~ Thomas Edison

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PabloVTB

15 years ago

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." - Robert Bloch

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ..." - Louis Hector Berlioz

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Bukola

15 years ago

"Do not expect troubles as they have a tendency not to disappoint" Napoleon Hill

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LynnM 15 years ago

"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad" - Peter Kay
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  "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad" - Peter Kay
  
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  "The best time to procrastinate is tomorrow."
  
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Wes H

15 years ago

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde

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Grace Jen

15 years ago

Hey Samsmiles, thanks for starting this Topic, you are very creative!

It is always FUN to enjoy life, hahaha ...

My Fun Quote of the day is

"There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; The fun is having lots to do and not doing it"

Mary Wilson

Friends, thanks for sharing here

Let's have FUN

Warmest Wishes,
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Samsmiles

15 years ago

Originally Posted by Grace Jen

Hey Samsmiles, thanks for starting this Topic, you are very creative!

It is always FUN to enjoy life, hahaha ...

My Fun Quote of the day is

"There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; The fun is having lots to do and not doing it"

Mary Wilson

Friends, thanks for sharing here

Let's have FUN

Warmest Wishes,
Grace Jee

Dear Grace

Thank you for your kind comments. Life is just too short to be serious all the time.

Who was it who said "I take everything seriously except myself"?

(Answers on the back of a ten dollar bill please.)

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studygm

15 years ago

How about this: Children in the back seat of a car may cause accidents while accidents in the back seat of a car may cause children !

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authork 15 years ago

Originally Posted by studygm

How about this: Children in the back seat of a car may cause accidents while accidents in the back seat of a car may cause children !

ha ha! And oh so true...
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Samsmiles

15 years ago

Here's my one for today:

"A bore is someone who persists in holding to his own view after we have enlightened him with ours."

-Malcolm Forbes

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authork

15 years ago

"Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart." Erma Bombeck

**Attempted to post a link to other funny quotes from Bombeck, but apparently I have to have 15 posts or more before I can post any links (sheesh!)

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doublee

15 years ago

"If at first you don't succeed..." Doesn't work for sky divers!

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letsmakeyourbusinessgrow 14 years ago

Originally Posted by doublee

"If at first you don't succeed..." Doesn't work for sky divers!

This is funny. Nice one.
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  Never take life seriously. After all, no one comes out of it alive.
  
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Phalanx

15 years ago

"If you build a man a fire, you will keep him warm for a day. If you set a man on fire, you will keep him warm for the rest of his lifetime."
- Terry Pratchett

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Pat Blank 15 years ago

Originally Posted by Phalanx

"If you build a man a fire, you will keep him warm for a day. If you set a man on fire, you will keep him warm for the rest of his lifetime."
- Terry Pratchett

Another version of this that I like is "If you give a man a fish you feed him for a day. If you teach a man to fish you can sell him fishing equipment for the rest of his lifetime."

Thanks for the thread and all who are posting, this is great!
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Wes H

15 years ago

Here's one that I took to heart years ago:

"If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything." - Mark Twain

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15 years ago

"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual"
Sir Terry Pratchett

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Samsmiles

15 years ago

"Some days you are the pigeon other days you are the statue'

-The guy who wrote 'The Office' (can't remember his name).

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fadorg

15 years ago

''Whatever the mind of man can concieve and believe,it can achieve''-Napoleon Hills

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LynnM 15 years ago

"A good part and definitely the most fun part of being a feminist is about frightening men" - Julie Burchill
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ricaparaleho

15 years ago

A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive... : )

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andrewpeacock

15 years ago

"Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope"

Bill Cosby

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captivereef

15 years ago

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and i'm all out of bubble gum.

Rowdy Roddy Piper

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BrianMcLeod

15 years ago

When I die, I want to go like my grandfather.. peacefully, in his sleep.
Not like the screaming passengers in his car...

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15 years ago

People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine

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greenovni

15 years ago

The fact is, everyone is in sales. Whatever area you work in, you do have clients and you do need to sell.
Jay Abraham - Marketing - Selling

A market is never saturated with a good product, but it is very quickly saturated with a bad one.
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dgarlock

15 years ago

some of my favorites:

Like the ski resort where girls are looking for husbands and husbands are looking for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem. -- Alan McKay

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.
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"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila." -- Mitch Radcliffe

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mr.schutz

15 years ago

"If others can, then let them do the job."

"If you stumble, get up-------- and cry!"

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15 years ago

I like your favourites dgarlock, here are mine

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. "

"Time flies when you don't know what you're doing."

"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning."

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Samsmiles

15 years ago

here's mine for today-

" Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept people like me as a member."

-Groucho Marx

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Myheavens

15 years ago

Great qoutes but I dint remember any1...sooo sad..huh

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15 years ago

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad" - Peter Kay

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Global Greg 15 years ago

"Tomorrow is a broke mans favorite day"
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"What a holler would ensue if people had to pay the minister as much to marry them as they have to pay a lawyer to get them a divorce." -- Claire Trevor

"The difference between a rut and a grave is the depth." - Gerald Burill

"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, the pessimist fears this is true." - James Branch Cabell
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Sandycmy 15 years ago

Either lead or follow -- orelse get OUT of the way !
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shoaibonline 15 years ago

"Nobody is perfect and i am nobody"

"Life is like an ice-cream lick it before it melts"

"Living means to live for others"

"Truth wins over untruth"

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r3000 15 years ago

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

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  I just ran into a whole "nest" of them... Enjoy...
  
  1. A day without sunshine is like night.
  
  2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
  
  3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
  
  4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
  
  5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
  
  6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
  
  7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
  
  8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
  
  9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have.
  
  10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
  
  11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
  
  12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
  
  13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
  
  14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
  
  15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
  
  16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
  
  17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
  
  18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
  
  19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
  
  20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
  
  21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck happened?"
  
  22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
  
  23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
  
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  I heard someone say that "Working hard doesn't always pay off". I was almost going to agree, but then I heard myself say: "No, working hard always pays off, but not always in the ways you expect it too!"
  
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Anjanette Fountain

15 years ago

I do like this one!

Katharine Hepburn
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

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webmatic

15 years ago

I read some love quotes that was funny. It was to write the most romantic line and the most unromantic line together so the few that i like were:

"Roses are red, violets are blue ... sugar is sweet, and so is you"
"But roses are wilting, violets are dead.. sugar bowl is empty and so is your head" :p

Another one:
"I always see you when i am dreaming
That's why i always wake up SCREAMING" :p

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Banned 15 years ago

"Live life fully while you're here. Experience everything. Take care of yourself and your friends. Have fun, be crazy, be weird. Go out and screw up! You're going to anyway, so you might as well enjoy the process. Take the opportunity to learn from your mistakes: find the cause of your problem and eliminate it. Don't try to be perfect; just be an excellent example of being human."

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MR2nice

15 years ago

"I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar."

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bobwalk

15 years ago

I found one. "If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all."

Joey Adams,
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15 years ago

You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark ?

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patricialin

15 years ago

This quote used to accompany me through my schooling days:

Nobody is Perfect.
I am nobody.
Therefore I am perfect.

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15 years ago

"He who get involved in the porn industry shall have children with no ass born!"

Currrent chinese saying going around.

"For anyone who was born today and has yet to see her nipples. Congratulations, kid, you'll see these more often than your own mother's. That's math."

About the model Kate Moss, from "The Superficial"

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15 years ago

"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."

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Sandycmy

15 years ago

if you think you can YOU CAN. If you think you can't YOU ARE RIGHT !

I don't remember the authors any of the above 3 quotes. No BiG DEal

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15 years ago

"Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

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15 years ago

"Anyone in advertising or marketing kill yourselves"

"No really this is not a joke"

"Kill yourselves!"

The Late Great Bill Hicks

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Banned 15 years ago

We're the bridge across forever, arching above the sea, adventuring for our pleasure, living mysteries for the fun of it, choosing disasters triumphs challenges impossible odds, testing ourselves over and again, learning love and love and LOVE! [The Bridge Across Forever] - Richard David Bach

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Kirah

15 years ago

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. lol

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15 years ago

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

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15 years ago

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15 years ago

You've got to me honest, If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns

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14 years ago

Oscar Wilde: "To give in to all one's desires is really to live" and "Good taste is the excuse I've always given for leading such a bad life" - typical Irishman!

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14 years ago

"You can observe alot just by watching."
-Yogi Berra

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cg101

14 years ago

It's my own but you don't know what you don't know until you know what you don't know. I am the unconscious competent.

Originally Posted by Samsmiles

Hey everybody.

We have plenty of serious quotations posted how about some fun ones?

Here's one to start:

"If at first you don't succeed, try again.
Then quit!
No use being a damm fool about it".

-W. C. Fields

Prosperity to all!

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priyatham

14 years ago

"What do you mean, funny? Funny-peculiar or funny ha-ha?"
-- Ian Hay (The Housemaster - 1938)

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peter_act 14 years ago

It doesn't matter whether you're rich or poor, as long as you have money.
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syankee

14 years ago

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man and he's set for life.

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priyatham

14 years ago

"A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry."
-- Anonymous

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14 years ago

"It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job: it's a depression when you lose yours."
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peter_act 14 years ago

Behind every successful man stands a very surprised mother-in-law
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JackTheLad

14 years ago

Never try, never fail... those are the words I live by.
- From the film 'Robots'

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priyatham

14 years ago

"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder."
- alfred hitchcock

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priyatham

14 years ago

"What you do now creates your future."
- Joe Vitale

(in a way it sounds funny to me.)

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priyatham

14 years ago

"I lust for life and life lusts for me."
- sameera reddy

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holzman

14 years ago

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant. ~ Scott Adams

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Rainbow_Warrior 14 years ago

"Life is like a salad bar, you only get one visit" - John Shuttleworth
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