Every morning I wake up and I am exhausted as I am simply not a morning person. I get up and stumble into the shower like I just came out of a 2 week bender.
I get dressed (my shirt is probably on backwards and my socks don't match.)
Now here is the fun part,
I get in my car and pull onto the highway.
I put on my favorite rap jam to get me going.
Then I scream at the absolute top of my lungs.
TODAY IS GOING TO BE A GOOD DAY.
I AM GOING TO MAKE MONEY AND I AM GOING TO CRUSH IT AT WORK.
THIS DAY IS MINE WHOOOOOO (Ric Flair.)
By the end of my roaring I am laughing and smiling as most of the people in traffic look at me like I have 5 heads. I am now in a positive mindset.
Disclaimer: Please only do this if you can avoid driving off the road/into someone.
It sounds stupid and weird but it works.