25 badass ways to say no: #12 I no longer do things that make me want to kill myself

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#20 There is a
person who
totally kicks
ass at this.
I AM NOT THAT PERSON.
25 badass ways to say no

Joe Mobley
##12 #badass #kill #longer #make #things #ways
  • Joe, I was happily reading the 25 badass ways to say no when the laughter began to show up, but by the time I hit the #25th punch line I was almost on the floor having fallen partially off my office chair. Too much!

    LLS
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  • Profile picture of the author RestlessBlaze
    lol, i was expecting something serious here. But, its hilarious.
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    • Profile picture of the author HeySal
      Originally Posted by RestlessBlaze View Post

      lol, i was expecting something serious here. But, its hilarious.
      Not serious? I can see myself and half the people in this forum saying any one of those things to anyone being a pain in the butt.
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      • Profile picture of the author Luisma1972
        Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

        Not serious? I can see myself and half the people in this forum saying any one of those things to anyone being a pain in the butt.
        You are so right
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  • Profile picture of the author natebunger
    Great post! I was smiling the moment I started to read it. I was expecting it to be funny though based on the comments here but it's really funny! A great way to end my shift for today. What I love the most: I no longer do things that make me want to kill myself. Lol.
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  • Profile picture of the author C G
    Haha nice share

    Cheers,

    C.G.
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  • Profile picture of the author RichBeck
    Joe,

    That was funny...

    I'm the master of subtlety....

    #16 is my go to.... :-)

    All The Best,

    Rich Beck BCIP, MCSD, MCIS
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  • Profile picture of the author Brant
    #17 I am disturbed by your excessive use of smiley faces.

    Amen to that one.
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    • Profile picture of the author SebastianAiden
      Originally Posted by Brant View Post

      #17 I am disturbed by your excessive use of smiley faces.
      Haha I love that one. I am disturbed by the excessive amount of wink faces. What does it mean!! Thanks for the laugh!
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  • Profile picture of the author Avocado Plugins
    Instant good mood! It reminded me of one of my friends actually. Good buddies from way back when.

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  • Profile picture of the author fsiegel
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    This is really funny. Nice read. Thanks for sharing!
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  • Profile picture of the author rickdangelo
    Very funny article. #3 and #13 would be my favorite! Thanks for sharing!
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  • Profile picture of the author beastwood
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    really funny. #24 is one of my favorites! lol!
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  • Profile picture of the author SkyJarman
    Definitely thought this was going too be something serious, i opened it up glanced at it. Closed it, then had too re open and take better time too read it after seeing some of you say it was funny. lol.
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  • Profile picture of the author andrewmax
    Really interesting and full of humor here!
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