30 Most Humorous & Profound Quotes on 'Money'..

“Money can’t buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.”

“The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.” – Albert Einstein

“Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.” – Oscar Wilde

“It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.” – Jerome K. Jerome

“When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.” – George Bernard Shaw

“Behind every successful man you’ll find a woman who has nothing to wear.” – Harold Coffin

“Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction.” – Al Bernstein.

“Every successful enterprise requires three men – a dreamer, a businessman, and a son-of-a-bitch.” – Peter McArthur

“The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.” – Johnny Carson

“Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.” – Bo Derek

“If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.” – Benjamin Franklin

“Wealth is any income that is at least one hundred dollars a year more than the income of one’s wife’s sister’s husband.” – H. L.Mencken

“Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.” – J. Paul Getty

“I was so poor growing up … if I wasn’t a boy …I’d have nothing to play with.” – Rodney Dangerfield

“Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn’t have it and thought of other things if you did.” – James Baldwin

“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you’re being miserable.” – Clare Boothe Luce

“If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” – J. Paul Getty

“Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.” – George Burns

“Money won’t make you happy... but everybody wants to find out for themselves.” – Zig Ziglar

“When a person with money meets a person with experience, the person with the experience winds up with the money and the person with the money winds up with the experience.” – Harvey MacKay

“In order to get a loan you must first prove you don’t need it.” – Murphy’s Law:

“Making money is a hobby that will complement any other hobbies you have, beautifully.” – Scott Alexander

“An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.” – Oscar Wilde

“If at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it.” – Albert Einstein

“All great discoveries are made by mistake.” – Young’s Law

“We all agree our theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?” – Niels Bohr

“The way to succeed is to double your failure rate.” – Thomas J. Watson

“Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you’ll have to ram them down people’s throats.” – Howard Aiken

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.

Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.

“Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.” — James Gilmore Backus

“”Success produces success, just as money produces money.” — Diane Ackerman