Stop wheelchair accidents by discontinuing Political committees!

by HeySal

Posted: 10 years ago 11 replies

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Stopping the Divorce rate in Mississippi also brings murders by bodily force down.

OR.........

How to Write Your Own Conspiracy Theory

Check out these hilarious nonsensical data correlations:
http://www.tylervigen.com/

Dennis Gaskill 10 years ago

You might want to fix your link, Sal.
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- tagiscom 10 years ago
  
  Spurious Correlations
  
  Like the first one, the more people kill themselves off the more the us spends on science based projects!
  
  Probably learning the truth and developing nasty weapons is the main reason?
  
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HeySal 10 years ago

Did that, Dennis. Thanks for the heads up.

Actually - I had the right URL in the first place but aliens didn't want people to know any of this stuff. They've been using it all against us for decades!
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- ThomM 10 years ago
  
  This one's got me wondering.
  Total revenue generated by arcades (US) correlates with Computer science doctorates awarded (US)
  
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SteveJohnson 10 years ago

809 people died in 2009 by becoming entangled in their bedsheets.

Wonder how many of those were because their wives tangled them in their own bedsheets?
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- Kurt 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by SteveJohnson
  
  809 people died in 2009 by becoming entangled in their bedsheets.
  
  Wonder how many of those were because their wives tangled them in their own bedsheets?
  
  Are you saying it takes two to tangle?
  
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  Midnight Oil 10 years ago
  
  I've long suspected the Nicolas Cage correlation to be true . . . but, the damn Cagers . . . they're everywhere. Everywhere.
  
  One must be careful . . .
  
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  LynnM 10 years ago
  
  I want to know why the number of bedsheets incidents has risen so much. Are people taking less care getting in and out of bed? Are they doing it whilst using a tablet or phone or watching tv, which leads to carelessness?
  
  And...murder by steam? The mind boggles.
  
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sbucciarel Banned 10 years ago

Number of people who died by becoming tangled in their bedsheets
correlates with
Total revenue generated by skiing facilities (US)

How does anyone die by becoming tangled in their bedsheets?
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- Alexa Smith Banned 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by sbucciarel
  
  How does anyone die by becoming tangled in their bedsheets?
  
  Normally asphyxiation (while drugged), I think.
  
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  Kay King 10 years ago
  
  How does anyone die by becoming tangled in their bedsheets?
  
  Maybe a partner "tangling" the sheet around one's neck?
  
  Never underestimate the power of a high thread count.
  
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