There was a Pew survey that said that 87% of the people with goatees were evil clones of nice people.


Riffle is my evil clone.

Aww... you two are just cute.

Did you watch Axe Cop last night by any chance?

Um.........as you pointed out - it's November. Winter's coming, so you shave almost all the hair off your head?

Whether it looks awesome or ridiculous -- I, as a woman who is sensitive to cold, will never, never, understand why a guy would buzz his head in the winter.

She asks me why, I'm just a hairy guy
I'm hairy noon and night, hair that's a fright
I'm hairy high and low, don't ask me why, don't know
It's not for lack of bread, like the Greatful Dead, darlin'
Give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there, hair, shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there, momma, everywhere, daddy, daddy
Hair, flow it, show it
Long as God can grow, my hair
Let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas, in my hair
A home for fleas, a hive for the buzzing bees
A nest for birds, there ain't no words
For the beauty, splendor, the wonder of my hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow, my hair
I want long, straight, curly, fuzzy, snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy, shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka dotted, twisted, beaded, braided
Powered, flowered and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled and spahettied
Oh say, can you see my eyes if you can
Then my hair's too short
Down with here, down to there
Down till there, down to where it's stuck by itself
They'll be ga-ga at the go-go, when they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond, brilliantined, biblical hair
My hair like Jesus wore it, Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son, why don't my mother love me?
Hair, flow it, show it
Long as God can grow
My hair, flow it, show it
Long as God can grow
My hair, flow it, show it
Long as God can grow
My hair

And Claude has an inverse mohawk. Between the two of you, you have a full head of hair.

Goatees don't kill people, Riffles or Rodds kill people.

Just in time for halloween...

Don't worry Sal, my hair (or fur or mane depending on how people look at it) grows very fast. Not unlike some people who are experiencing premature baldness.

If that is a superpower then I have facial hair with regenerative powers, making Hugh Grant a run for his money.

Goatee will make ur nose look bigger.

Evil Spock always had a goatee. That can't be a coincidence.

Goatees make the wearers face look like a map of Tasmania.

Or, Or... I could one up this into a full-blown . Watched a youtube video of Lemmy from Motorhead. It's like the reverse goatee, which mean much better that having receding hair.

Some goatees look like they went down on it and came up with it.