Ladies, what turns you on?

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Muscle?
Abs?
Big nose?
Bald?
Moolah??
Free Willy???

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    Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

    Muscle?
    Abs?
    Big nose?
    Bald?

    Serious.
    Professor Carpet;

    I can tell you what turns women on.

    Treating other people well.
    Not picking on people (I know, I know...but we are friends here)
    Being interested in them
    Treating their friends well, without leering at them
    Not lying to them
    Being healthy
    Not dressing like a gigolo
    Treating kids like a dad would...not like the kid is competition
    Not being a slob.
    Not getting mad when they talk to another man
    Not leaving 45 seconds after sex.
    Not acting like someone else. They find out who you really are pretty darn fast.
    Not treating sex as the sole reason you are with them, but as an added bonus.
    Not telling your friends when you have sex.
    Showering

    Added later; Not spitting, farting, belching...like you are training for the Olympics.


    Ask yourself, what you like in a woman.....

    Is it 58DDD breasts? A woman that spits constantly? A woman that only wants you for sex? (It may be a dream, but it's not as fun as it sounds). Do you like stupid women, that you have to think for?

    See, there are a few women out there that will date you just because you are muscular....or are tall..or are wearing a uniform....

    But after they find out that you are nothing more than that..they lose interest pretty quick.

    Men are looking for the most partners. Women are looking for the best partner. At least that's the biological drive.

    If you think the answer is "abs", you aren't going to get very far.

    The guys that write the "How to seduce women" books? Most aren't married..even at 45 years old. Is that the kind of life you want? Want a better woman? Be a better guy.
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      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      Professor Carpet;

      I can tell you what turns women on.

      Treating other people well.
      Not picking on people (I know, I know...but we are friends here)
      Being interested in them
      Treating their friends well, without leering at them
      Not lying to them
      Being healthy
      Not dressing like a gigolo
      Treating kids like a dad would...not like the kid is competition
      Not being a slob.
      Not getting mad when they talk to another man
      Not leaving 45 seconds after sex.
      Not acting like someone else. They find out who you really are pretty darn fast.
      Not treating sex as the sole reason you are with them, but as an added bonus.
      Not telling your friends when you have sex.
      Showering

      Added later; Not spitting, farting, belching...like you are training for the Olympics.


      Ask yourself, what you like in a woman.....

      Is it 58DDD breasts? A woman that spits constantly? A woman that only wants you for sex? (It may be a dream, but it's not as fun as it sounds). Do you like stupid women, that you have to think for?

      See, there are a few women out there that will date you just because you are muscular....or are tall..or are wearing a uniform....

      But after they find out that you are nothing more than that..they lose interest pretty quick.

      Men are looking for the most partners. Women are looking for the best partner. At least that's the biological drive.

      If you think the answer is "abs", you aren't going to get very far.

      The guys that write the "How to seduce women" books? Most aren't married..even at 45 years old. Is that the kind of life you want? Want a better woman? Be a better guy.
      Looks like you have the outline to a great dating ebook here. I would suggest an addendum to one item.

      45 second sex.
      Not leaving 45 seconds after having 45 second sex.
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by travlinguy View Post

        Looks like you have the outline to a great dating ebook here. I would suggest an addendum to one item.

        45 second sex.
        Not leaving 45 seconds after having 45 second sex.
        This is not a joke. It really happened. My wife and I were married for a couple off years. My wife Cheryl, who is very shy..and a very proper lady......(she still says TP instead of Toilet Paper...even when we are alone) and I were at a Christmas dinner at her Mom and Dad's home.

        Her whole family is made up of well educated, very proper and religious people....who are all expert cooks.

        Anyway, one of her sisters asks my wife what she wanted for Christmas......she said (with a perfectly straight face) "Foreplay".

        I was speechless.

        It was a joke. But it's something to keep in mind.
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      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      I can tell you what turns women on.
      ....
      Wow, Claude. That's a very impressive list! (Your wife has taught you well! )

      Seriously, though, I think the vast majority of women who've had any life experience would agree with most, if not all, the items you listed!

      Well done!

      (Know-it-all! )
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        Originally Posted by Cali16 View Post

        Wow, Claude. That's a very impressive list! (Your wife has taught you well! )

        Seriously, though, I think the vast majority of women who've had any life experience would agree with most, if not all, the items you listed!

        Well done!

        (Know-it-all! )
        Well, now that I'm an old married guy.......this stuff seems obvious. But when I was twenty? I thought "If I could just add an inch to my chest, women would think I'm irresistible".

        And...I think most guys at sixty know this stuff. I'm just louder about it. I'll bet Dennis has a better handle on it than I do. I mean, even little birds love him. How can we compete with that?

        By the way. Men know this at sixty. Women know just about everything about men after a few dates. It isn't really a contest. Men are here to move furniture, and get the cooker out of the high cupboard. I know my purpose.
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          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          Well, now that I'm an old married guy.......this stuff seems obvious. But when I was twenty? I thought "If I could just add an inch to my chest, women would think I'm irresistible".

          And...I think most guys at sixty know this stuff. I'm just louder about it. I'll bet Dennis has a better handle on it than I do. I mean, even little birds love him. How can we compete with that?

          By the way. Men know this at sixty. Women know just about everything about men after a few dates. It isn't really a contest. Men are here to move furniture, and get the cooker out of the high cupboard. I know my purpose.
          Baldie you must think that ur woman looking at ya cute little dome wanna jump ya, hell no. She maybe lookin at ya face but deep down all she thinkin is can he buy me that Maserati (or even a Taurus) and does he have even an inch under them pants.
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          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
            Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

            Baldie you must think that ur woman looking at ya cute little dome wanna jump ya, hell no. She maybe lookin at ya face but deep down all she thinkin is can he buy me that Maserati (or even a Taurus) and does he have even an inch under them pants.

            Professor. I'm going to be serious a minute.

            No. I know what I look like. At nearly 60, my days of holding in my stomach, thinking it will matter, are long gone.

            And, the first 5 minutes a woman sees you..you are right. She is thinking about how you look, and maybe wondering if you are successful. And even.....if you are good in bed.

            But you know what happens? That 5 minutes is over....and now you have to say something. Stupid women don't know the difference between a great man and a stupid man. So, muscles and money are enough. And a few just need someone to take care of them..and the money is enough.

            But, young man....smart women get bored with stupid men, very quickly. And a sad picture, is a man at 50, still trying to impress girls by flexing their muscles, and driving a fast car.

            I'm going to use a new word for you..."Deserve". Quality men, deserve quality women, and vice versa. Your muscles and car and wallet? That's just the wrapping on the present. It isn't substantial. It doesn't really matter.

            Is a man interesting? Having a fast car is interesting for about an hour.
            And about sex and money....You have to offer more to a woman than what she can get from an ATM...or a vibrator.

            I was a door to door vacuum cleaner salesman for nearly all my adult life. You think you got more action than me? It was like I was part of my own joke.

            And none of it mattered. Have you even been with someone...and you are still alone? It was meaningless, hollow, and eventually boring.

            So...I speak from experience. If you are 38 (If I remember correctly), you are very near the end of the time when you can still get by on looks, and muscles. So, my recommendation is....you find a woman that is interesting to you...every day. And then do whatever it takes to deserve her.

            If your life is still just going from a gym to a bedroom, you need to get out more.

            I'm not picking on you. I'm trying to help you.
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              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

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              You might be wasting your time Claude.

              Whereas your advice is sound for someone in "western" cultures, things are probably very different where the Professor is located.
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              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

              Professor. I'm going to be serious a minute.

              No. I know what I look like. At nearly 60, my days of holding in my stomach, thinking it will matter, are long gone.

              And, the first 5 minutes a woman sees you..you are right. She is thinking about how you look, and maybe wondering if you are successful. And even.....if you are good in bed.

              But you know what happens? That 5 minutes is over....and now you have to say something. Stupid women don't know the difference between a great man and a stupid man. So, muscles and money are enough. And a few just need someone to take care of them..and the money is enough.

              But, young man....smart women get bored with stupid men, very quickly. And a sad picture, is a man at 50, still trying to impress girls by flexing their muscles, and driving a fast car.

              I'm going to use a new word for you..."Deserve". Quality men, deserve quality women, and vice versa. Your muscles and car and wallet? That's just the wrapping on the present. It isn't substantial. It doesn't really matter.

              Is a man interesting? Having a fast car is interesting for about an hour.
              And about sex and money....You have to offer more to a woman than what she can get from an ATM...or a vibrator.

              I was a door to door vacuum cleaner salesman for nearly all my adult life. You think you got more action than me? It was like I was part of my own joke.

              And none of it mattered. Have you even been with someone...and you are still alone? It was meaningless, hollow, and eventually boring.

              So...I speak from experience. If you are 38 (If I remember correctly), you are very near the end of the time when you can still get by on looks, and muscles. So, my recommendation is....you find a woman that is interesting to you...every day. And then do whatever it takes to deserve her.

              If your life is still just going from a gym to a bedroom, you need to get out more.

              I'm not picking on you. I'm trying to help you.
              Car? What car?
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    Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post


    Ladies, what turns you on?
    Well, it's just a touch more complicated where the fairer sex are concerned.


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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by positivenegative View Post

      Well, it's just a touch more complicated where the fairer sex are concerned.


      Yup. We have one "On and off" switch....and a toggle even looks like it. All women have a hundred variable knobs, and each have 100 settings.

      Women have 1,000 variations of "Sad". Men think "Hungry" and "Horny" are emotions.

      The only advantage we have is that most of us.... can still take most of them in a fair fight. Except for Sal.....Sal's the exception.
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      • Profile picture of the author positivenegative
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post


        Women have 1,000 variations of "Sad". Men think "Hungry" and "Horny" are emotions.
        So you think it's the Devil's work. Bit unfair when he's not here to defend himself with his trident.
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        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        Yup. We have one "On and off" switch....and a toggle even looks like it. All women have a hundred variable knobs, and each have 100 settings.

        Women have 1,000 variations of "Sad". Men think "Hungry" and "Horny" are emotions.
        Geez Claude, et al, do you really believe that? If you do, then OK.

        I've no doubt some men are strictly binary thinkers and feelers, but most certainly not all.

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          In a thousand words (they say a picture is worth a thousand words) 31 years ago it was the guy on the left...




          and today...

          It still is except the image has changed a bit...but for the better.


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            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

            In a thousand words (they say a picture is worth a thousand words) 31 years ago it was the guy on the left...




            and today...

            It still is except the image has changed a bit...but for the better.


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            • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

              You married Tom Selleck? Way to go, You.
              Haha, Claude!

              He was told a lot back then that he looked like Tom Selleck. It was the era of big mustaches, I guess, lol!

              Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

              IS that Weird Al Yankovik??
              Darlin', I think you need to go get your eyes checked.





              But let me tell you something about him. He had a car, but it was two different colors and smashed in all on one side. It wasn't a speed demon at all, lol! He had a wallet but it was very skinny. But he many times spent his last quarter to buy me a pop.

              What he had going for him was that he had a huge heart. He'd give the shirt off of his back to a friend in need. He loved kids and kids loved him. He had an awesome sense of humor and made me laugh all of the time. He was a gentleman, opened doors, pulled out chairs and reprimanded his friends if they said or did something vulgar in front of me. He treated me like a lady, with respect, and even went shopping at the mall every weekend with me without complaining. He even waited patiently why I tried on clothing and helped me choose the outfits I bought. He was very manly and tough when the situation called for it and yet very gentle and sweet when that was appropriate and the most important thing was he had the wisdom to know which was needed when.

              I fell and fell hard and still haven't gotten back up.

              So, to answer your original question, none of the above.


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                Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                Haha, Claude!

                He was told a lot back then that he looked like Tom Selleck. It was the era of big mustaches, I guess, lol!



                Darlin', I think you need to go get your eyes checked.





                But let me tell you something about him. He had a car, but it was two different colors and smashed in all on one side. It wasn't a speed demon at all, lol! He had a wallet but it was very skinny. But he many times spent his last quarter to buy me a pop.

                What he had going for him was that he had a huge heart. He'd give the shirt off of his back to a friend need. He loved kids and kids loved him. He had an awesome sense of humor and made me laugh all of the time.

                He was a gentleman, opened doors, pulled out chairs and reprimanded his friends if they said or did something vulgar in front of me. He treated me like a lady, with respect, and even went shopping at the mall every weekend with me without complaining.

                He even waited patiently why I tried on clothing and helped me choose the outfits I bought. He was very manly and tough when the situation called for it and yet very gentle and sweet when that was appropriate and the most important thing was he had the wisdom to know which was needed when.

                I fell and fell hard and still haven't gotten back up.

                So, to answer your original question, none of the above.


                Terra

                You said...


                and even went shopping at the mall every weekend with me without complaining. He even waited patiently why I tried on clothing and helped me choose the outfits I bought.


                I say...

                Sounds like he really flipped for you as well.

                Congrats!
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                Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                Haha, Claude!

                He was told a lot back then that he looked like Tom Selleck. It was the era of big mustaches, I guess, lol!



                Darlin', I think you need to go get your eyes checked.





                But let me tell you something about him. He had a car, but it was two different colors and smashed in all on one side. It wasn't a speed demon at all, lol! He had a wallet but it was very skinny. But he many times spent his last quarter to buy me a pop.

                What he had going for him was that he had a huge heart. He'd give the shirt off of his back to a friend in need. He loved kids and kids loved him. He had an awesome sense of humor and made me laugh all of the time. He was a gentleman, opened doors, pulled out chairs and reprimanded his friends if they said or did something vulgar in front of me. He treated me like a lady, with respect, and even went shopping at the mall every weekend with me without complaining. He even waited patiently why I tried on clothing and helped me choose the outfits I bought. He was very manly and tough when the situation called for it and yet very gentle and sweet when that was appropriate and the most important thing was he had the wisdom to know which was needed when.

                I fell and fell hard and still haven't gotten back up.

                So, to answer your original question, none of the above.


                Terra
                Past tense? was, was was???
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                  Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

                  Past tense? was, was was???

                  Professor;

                  Yes. Things that took place in the past....are often described as "Was".

                  If she would have said "Is", that means that everything was happening right now.
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                    Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                    Professor;

                    Yes. Things that took place in the past....are often described as "Was".

                    If she would have said "Is", that means that everything was happening right now.
                    Oh good, I like Weird Al a lot.
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                      Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

                      Oh good, I like Weird Al a lot.
                      Well, there you go! He's all yours, you can have him if he'll have you.

                      Haha! Sorry, I just couldn't resist!


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                          Originally Posted by discrat View Post

                          I had a strong suspicion Miss Terra was probably married to a nice looking fella
                          That's very interesting, lol!

                          May I ask why you thought that?


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                            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                            That's very interesting, lol!

                            May I ask why you thought that?


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                            Just from your picture and the way you hold yourself.
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                              Originally Posted by discrat View Post

                              Just from your picture and the way you hold yourself.
                              Oh, Okay. Thanks!


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                                Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                                In a thousand words (they say a picture is worth a thousand words) 31 years ago it was the guy on the left...




                                and today...

                                It still is except the image has changed a bit...but for the better.


                                Terra
                                Hmmm, nice pic!


                                Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                                So...I speak from experience. If you are 38 (If I remember correctly), you are very near the end of the time when you can still get by on looks, and muscles. So, my recommendation is....you find a woman that is interesting to you...every day. And then do whatever it takes to deserve her.

                                If your life is still just going from a gym to a bedroom, you need to get out more.

                                I'm not picking on you. I'm trying to help you.
                                38!!!! I am a fair bit older than that, and looking good still works for me. But l tend to not look a day over 36, so that helps!

                                Well that and a well positioned fluffy bunny!

                                But let me tell you something about him. He had a car, but it was two different colors and smashed in all on one side. It wasn't a speed demon at all, lol! He had a wallet but it was very skinny. But he many times spent his last quarter to buy me a pop.

                                What he had going for him was that he had a huge heart. He'd give the shirt off of his back to a friend in need. He loved kids and kids loved him. He had an awesome sense of humor and made me laugh all of the time. He was a gentleman, opened doors, pulled out chairs and reprimanded his friends if they said or did something vulgar in front of me. He treated me like a lady, with respect, and even went shopping at the mall every weekend with me without complaining. He even waited patiently why I tried on clothing and helped me choose the outfits I bought. He was very manly and tough when the situation called for it and yet very gentle and sweet when that was appropriate and the most important thing was he had the wisdom to know which was needed when.

                                I fell and fell hard and still haven't gotten back up.

                                So, to answer your original question, none of the above.


                                Terra
                                You almost described me, pretty scary, (l am not joking)!


                                Although if l went to the shopping center, l might spit the dummy after 5 hours or so?

                                And, (as you know) l have tended to be too trusting in offer financial assistance. Although that won't happen again!


                                For me it is endless, l meet someone, and she is already hooked, or isn't hooked, but we have zero in common!

                                At this point in time l am beginning to think that, is this it, or what?



                                Sorry about the mini rant, but l am just getting a bit tired of it all!

                                Glad you met someone nice, l thought that your husband had curly hair, but expected a bigger build, going from past posts. Half right!

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                                  Shane,

                                  I don't know what to say.

                                  As for hubby, he is 6 foot, lean, trim, and buff. Just right for me since I'm only 5 foot 2. His hair isn't as curly as it used to be and he keeps it cut short. But when it starts to get a little long, he gets this row of curls at his neck in the back. It's too cute, lol!


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                                    Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                                    Shane,

                                    I don't know what to say.

                                    As for hubby, he is 6 foot, lean, trim, and buff. Just right for me since I'm only 5 foot 2. His hair isn't as curly as it used to be and he keeps it cut short. But when it starts to get a little long, he gets this row of curls at his neck in the back. It's too cute, lol!
                                    I've seen ponies like that, but I wont go there.
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                                      Originally Posted by positivenegative View Post

                                      I've seen ponies like that, but I wont go there.
                                      Thanks, I think? Lol!

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                Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                But he many times spent his last quarter to buy me a pop.
                He popped you for a quarter?
                Couldn't resist. (Resistance was futile)
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                  Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

                  He popped you for a quarter?
                  Couldn't resist. (Resistance was futile)



                  Do not project the qualities of the only type of women you can get on me, Professor Pavonine!


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                    Do not project the qualities of the only type of women you can get on me, Professor Pavonine!


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                    Sorry sweetheart.
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                      Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

                      Sorry sweetheart.
                      Okay, but just watch it from now on, cupcake.


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                        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                        Okay, but just watch it from now on, cupcake.


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                          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                          Professor Cupcake.
                          As funny as I find that, I'm a bit frightened that he might like it, lol!


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                          • Profile picture of the author discrat
                            Whats all this talk about quarters and cupcakes ?
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                            • Profile picture of the author WalkingCarpet
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                              Originally Posted by discrat View Post

                              Whats all this talk about quarters and cupcakes ?
                              nuttin. go home.
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                              • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                                Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

                                nuttin. go home.
                                Uh, Professor Whatever, he probably is at home.


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                                  Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                                  Uh, Professor Whatever, he probably is at home.


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                                  lol - you are probably right, Terra

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                                  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
                                    Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                                    Uh, Professor Whatever, he probably is at home.


                                    Terra
                                    Hmmm, best to lay low Walking Carpet, (or walk on Carpet, as the case might be at present) when we get all rowed like this it can get ugly.

                                    Only a matter of time before the dancing bananas come out, (don't ask)!

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                                      Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

                                      Hmmm, best to lay low Walking Carpet, (or walk on Carpet, as the case might be at present) when we get all rowed like this it can get ugly.

                                      Only a matter of time before the dancing bananas come out, (don't ask)!

                                      You just made me break out in song...

                                      Nancy Sinatra

                                      These boots are made for walkin'
                                      And that's just what they'll do,
                                      One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you!


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                          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                          Professor Cupcake.
                          We have a bartender next door who gets kind of a power trip
                          when he is the "Manager on Duty" when the owners are gone.

                          The waitresses - most of whom have been there longer than he has - mockingly
                          call him 'Muffin'. As in "OK, Muffin, whatever you say." when he is a little too bossy.

                          They now have to call him "The Muffin". It's all good natured work stuff.

                          Dan
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                  Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

                  He popped you for a quarter?
                  Couldn't resist. (Resistance was futile)
                  Uh.........hey Tarzan. While I can appreciate you were just playing with words here - you need to fix your filters a little bit. That really was kinda inappropriate.
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            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

            In a thousand words (they say a picture is worth a thousand words) 31 years ago it was the guy on the left...




            and today...

            It still is except the image has changed a bit...but for the better.


            Terra
            IS that Weird Al Yankovik??
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by KenThompson View Post

          Geez Claude, et al, do you really believe that? If you do, then OK.

          I've no doubt some men are strictly binary thinkers and feelers, but most certainly not all.

          Ken

          Ken; 98% of that was joking. But there is a little truth to it, and that's what makes it funny.

          Women do have more subtle layers of emotion, generally. But most men I know are really very loving and considerate guys, that are just as emotional as women. And all my friends are intelligent.

          Again, it's a trope that gets a laugh.

          It helps that Professor Carpet actually sounds like that. Whether he's pulling our leg or not, I don't know.
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  • Profile picture of the author discrat
    Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

    Muscle?
    Abs?
    Big nose?
    Bald?

    Serious.
    No, not necessarily big willies
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      As purely an outside observer looking in, given the specific nature of the OP's question I can only conclude that their are at least 6 transsexuals frequenting this forum
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      • Profile picture of the author Karen Blundell
        Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

        As purely an outside observer looking in, given the specific nature of the OP's question I can only conclude that their are at least 6 transsexuals frequenting this forum
        I just choked on my drink - too funny!

        what turns me on? Good intelligent conversation, wit, kindness, eyes that look straight at you unwaveringly,

        and dimples -

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        • Profile picture of the author positivenegative
          Originally Posted by Karen Blundell View Post


          what turns me on? Good intelligent conversation, wit, kindness, eyes that look straight at you unwaveringly,

          and dimples -

          Got the lot. Does it matter where the dimples are though?
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          • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
            Originally Posted by positivenegative View Post

            Got the lot. Does it matter where the dimples are though?
            Yes, me too, but the waiting sucks though!
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          • Profile picture of the author Karen Blundell
            Originally Posted by positivenegative View Post

            Got the lot. Does it matter where the dimples are though?
            lol too funny -
            don't let my imagination run too wild - oh my the stories I could tell ya - hehehe

            but seriously - on the chin, or the upper face cheek - preferably - but dimples in general are kind of cute wherever they may be lol - does that make me weird?
            I don't mind being weird - really I don't
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    Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

    Muscle?
    Abs?
    Big nose?
    Bald?

    Serious.
    Wasn't it Professor Carpet who told us all that the only things women are interested in are "a big wallet and a big willy"?

    Now it turns out the good Professor doesn't actually know.

    I haven't felt this disillusioned since I found out that Santa wasn't real.
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      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

      Wasn't it Professor Carpet who told us all that the only things women are interested in are "a big wallet and a big willy"?

      Now it turns out the good Professor doesn't actually know.

      I haven't felt this disillusioned since I found out that Santa wasn't real.
      Santa not real? What do you mean. A cruel joke. Teach me to unsee. I just ordered my 6th copy.
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Initially - without knowing the person at all, I don't have a standard like or dislike other than fitness. Not necessarily "brick sh*thouse fit, but at least toned. That works for me, though, because guys that are fit usually have more of the same interests as mine in the long run. It's just a whole package. The guy either attracts me or he doesn't. The guys that do, often look very different from each other.

    When I get to know a guy - it's a big, big............brain. I like intelligent men. Earth scientists of all sorts just crank me. I also like guys with a sharp wit. Most people do like someone that can make them laugh, though. I also like a guy who understands me as an intellectual equal and has a 50/50 partner attitude about women they date/marry. A solid creative intellect also goes a long way in my book.

    I've found over the years that men that are turn ons just looking at them walking by and the ones that I already know are two different animals completely. The guys I know well and find turn ons are quite often people I'd not really have noticed if I saw them walking in a crowd if they were strangers.
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    Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

    Muscle?
    Abs?
    Big nose?
    Bald?
    Moolah??
    Free Willy???

    Serious.
    Men who know what turns women on without asking (and it's none of the above for me)
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    Bookmarked this thread. Now I know what I've been doing wrong all this time.
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    This thread delivers.
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    You got a handsome man there, Terra... lucky you
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    Mustache rides, 5 cents.
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      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Mustache rides, 5 cents.
      Nope, Dan. I'm not falling for it. I am not going to ask you what a mustache ride is!

      So there!

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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        Mustache rides, 5 cents.
        Made me laugh.



        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        Nope, Dan. I'm not falling for it. I am not going to ask you what a mustache ride is!

        So there!

        Terra
        Made me laugh twice as hard.

        Like fish in a shot glass. Yup.
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    Well, I guess the mods didn't like the legitimate news article about that poor woman in AZ.

    Ken

    PS- I guess you can delete this, too.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by KenThompson View Post

      Well, I guess the mods didn't like the legitimate news article about that poor woman in AZ.

      Ken

      PS- I guess you can delete this, too.
      I must have missed something?


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    Still think its Weird Al.

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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

      He popped you for a quarter?
      Couldn't resist. (Resistance was futile)
      You are playing with fire!
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      • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        Shane,

        I don't know what to say.

        As for hubby, he is 6 foot, lean, trim, and buff. Just right for me since I'm only 5 foot 2. His hair isn't as curly as it used to be and he keeps it cut short. But when it starts to get a little long, he gets this row of curls at his neck in the back. It's too cute, lol!


        Terra
        Appreciate your concern Terra, nothing a good piece of chocolate cake or straight jacket won't fix!

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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

          Appreciate your concern Terra, nothing a good piece of chocolate cake or straight jacket won't fix!

          I vote for the chocolate cake! Chocolate has a tendency to smooth out everything if only for a moment.


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    I asked my girlfriend and what she said ' abs "
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      Originally Posted by Ybholy View Post

      I asked my girlfriend and what she said ' abs "
      You my friend have just got to be either related to Professor carpet or you go to the same gym.
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    Cupcake? That's what I call my business partner.............because I'm just stinking formal and professional.
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