Has Anyone Met Their Spouse on WF?

Nate Simms

9 years ago

I would guess no.

... but there are those rumors about Claude and Riffle.

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Alexa Smith

Banned 9 years ago

I confess that I met only six of my seven ex-husbands here (managed to pick one up in another forum, as well. Or almost as well, anyway). Two of them I found in the SEO forum (not a good idea to marry guys who are into SEO, but anyone can make a mistake once ... or indeed twice, as you may say); two were in Copywriting (they were even worse: you should have seen the wedding invitations); and then I found a couple more - most unexpectedly - right here in the Off Topic forum: in one case his three other wives found out, so that didn't last long, and the other one was annulled (by popular demand, you understand).

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Mike Anthony

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Alexa Smith

Two of them I found in the SEO forum (not a good idea to marry guys who are into SEO, but anyone can make a mistake once ... or indeed twice, as you may say)
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Bleh.....you were just jealous because their eyes were Googling elsewhere.

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HeySal

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Alexa Smith

I confess that I met only six of my seven ex-husbands here (managed to pick one up in another forum, as well. Or almost as well, anyway). Two of them I found in the SEO forum (not a good idea to marry guys who are into SEO, but anyone can make a mistake once ... or indeed twice, as you may say); two were in Copywriting (they were even worse: you should have seen the wedding invitations); and then I found a couple more - most unexpectedly - right here in the Off Topic forum: in one case his three other wives found out, so that didn't last long, and the other one was annulled (by popular demand, you understand).

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Well I just find this all out and out boasting. Maybe I'm just being sensitive, though. All I've ever managed to find here is a few good friends.

I will say though that an ex stalked me down here once and tried to make life hell for me.

Nobody loves me everybody hates me guess I'll go eat worms.

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whateverpedia 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Alexa Smith

I confess that I met only six of my seven ex-husbands here.

That's your ex-husbands. How many of your current husbands have you met here?
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- Alexa Smith Banned 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by whateverpedia
  
  That's your ex-husbands. How many of your current husbands have you met here?
  
  With apologies, I'm simply not allowed to comment on those at all, because of all the sub judice issues involved and for fear of prejudicing the outcome of pending litigation, contaminating the potential jury-pool, and so on.
  
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bizgrower 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Alexa Smith

and the other one was annulled (by popular demand, you understand).

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It was a misunderstanding. She was just a friend needing a hug. Really. That's what
I've told you from the beginning.
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MissTerraK

9 years ago

Originally Posted by PCactive

Just curious to see the replies.

Forget it! Move on to a dating site. It's not gonna happen here.

Terra

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PCactive 9 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Forget it! Move on to a dating site. It's not gonna happen here.

Terra

This is not a dating site?? I am shocked. I thought all those beautiful WSO's were personally targeting my deepest emotions and desires! .
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rondo

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Alexa Smith

"in one case his three other wives found out, so that didn't last long.."

I'm SURE we could have made it work, Lexy.

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Frank Donovan

9 years ago

Originally Posted by PCactive

Just curious to see the replies.

Ethel, is that you? What are you doing here? You said you were visiting your mother!

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Tom B

Banned 9 years ago

No spouse but Claude did take advantage of me once.

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Kurt

9 years ago

Just be thankful for the anti-polygamy laws. With the same-sex marriage laws being passed, Claude would have proposed to half of us guys on the OT forum.

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whateverpedia 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Just be thankful for the anti-polygamy laws. With the same-sex marriage laws being passed, Claude would have proposed to half of us guys on the OT forum.

I've already knocked him back three times.
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- Kurt 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by whateverpedia
  
  I've already knocked him back three times.
  
  He better have one hell of a dowery...and a couple of goats just isn't going to cut it.
  
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  HeySal 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kurt
  
  He better have one hell of a dowery...and a couple of goats just isn't going to cut it.
  
  I don't think that Claude would appreciate you comparing his family's women to goats.
  
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  Dan Riffle 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kurt
  
  He better have one hell of a dowery...and a couple of goats just isn't going to cut it.
  
  If Claude had access to goats, he wouldn't be carousing the forum for men.
  
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  Claude Whitacre 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  If Claude had access to goats, he wouldn't be carousing the forum for men.
  
  I'm not carousing the Forum for men. If I were...you, Whateverpedia, Thomas, Frank, Ianfear, and Kurt would all be safe. Only Professor Carpet would be my target. He's a Man's Man (according to rumors I just made up)
  
  I am carousing the Forum for loose women, with no standards, that will believe anything I say...and can keep a secret. I have my standards.
  
  To the OP.
  
  If you think you're going to find your soul mate here, your dipping into a dry well.
  
  97% of the people here are really hundreds of accounts...all owned by a 400 pound toothless man-child, named Buford. Buford Riffle.
  
  And the other 3% are posted by Professor Carpet. Write your own joke.
  
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  WalkingCarpet Banned 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  If Claude had access to goats, he wouldn't be carousing the forum for men.
  
  He should move to NZ. Heard the natives love their sheep.
  
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Cali16

9 years ago

Originally Posted by PCactive

Just curious to see the replies.

I do hope you weren't expecting serious replies....

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Tom B Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Cali16

I do hope you weren't expecting serious replies....

Oh, you mean I wasn't suppose to be serious? Oops!
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- lanfear63 9 years ago
  
  Not had much luck yet but being a masochist, I tend to hang around the Sub Forums.
  
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