Quick joke

by Skystar

Posted: 9 years ago 2 replies

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I knew I married a bad cook when the neighborhood flies got together and bought her a screen door.

Skystar 9 years ago

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I wasn't sure she was a bad cook until I came in the kitchen one night and found a bunch of pygmy's dipping their arrows in her gravy.

When we first started dating she invited me over for a 'casual' dinner. I've heard of casual, but . . . over the sink?

I guess she was a lousy cook because she was so young. When we got back from our honeymoon, my first time home from the office I said "Hi honey, what's for dinner?" and she said "Candy!"
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Diana Lane 9 years ago

My own gravy is legendary. It has such a reputation that I've even been given power tools for Christmas so that I can slice it more evenly
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