by WalkingCarpet Banned
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I took a wrong turn down a dark alley where a bald apparition wielding a vacuum cleaner asked me this question. 'Are you God'?

Knowing in such situations the truth is the best option I said 'Yes, I am God'

The apparition said 'I will vacuum your house, O' Lord, if thou will grant me a strand of hair for every hour of work'

It took 3 weeks, but me house is clean and the apparition bald no more.

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