Someday I want to be a Goober by selling BlueFart products

Elmer Hurlstone

15 years ago

The devil made you do it?

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The Pension Guy

15 years ago

Someday I want to be Scott Ames with over 4,000 posts to be able to afford this kind of jokes

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Diana Lane

15 years ago

Originally Posted by Scott Ames

Someday I want to be a Goober by selling BlueFart products. Sorry couldn't resist.

That reads like one of those cryptic comments the spies used to mutter as they tried to pass each other discreetly by in the old Cold War movies.

"The red cow is drinking on the clockface"
"The Goober has passed BlueFart. Twice"

I pity the extra-terrestrials who land on earth and find they've pitched up in the Warrior Forum. They wouldn't know where to start. Mission Impossible

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tommygadget

15 years ago

Originally Posted by Diana Lane

That reads like one of those cryptic comments the spies used to mutter as they tried to pass each other discreetly by in the old Cold War movies.

"The red cow is drinking on the clockface"
"The Goober has passed BlueFart. Twice"

I pity the extra-terrestrials who land on earth and find they've pitched up in the Warrior Forum. They wouldn't know where to start. Mission Impossible

That's pretty funny. You must be one of those Goobers I keep hearing about who are into BlueFart techniques. Yep, once a Goober, always a Goober, I say. So listen to your inner Goober and BlueFart the night away...

TomG.

Boy do I love all this guruing and blackhatting

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Diana Lane 15 years ago

Originally Posted by tommygadget

That's pretty funny. You must be one of those Goobers I keep hearing about who are into BlueFart techniques.

The name's Goober. James Goober. Licensed to bill. With forced continuity...
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Talinn

15 years ago

I have absolutely no idea what is going on but it's funny

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Corwinnx 15 years ago

Originally Posted by Talinn

I have absolutely no idea what is going on but it's funny

I feel that way most days, man. Just smile and nod and you'll be fine. Works for me anyway.
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BurgerBoy

15 years ago

Being a BlueFart - you'll probably like this. Buy The Pooter - The Original Pooter as Seen on YouTube by Jack Vale Films

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KimW 15 years ago

Originally Posted by BurgerBoy

Being a BlueFart - you'll probably like this. Buy The Pooter - The Original Pooter as Seen on YouTube by Jack Vale Films

It's always interesting what comes back from the past.
These little things first came out in the 80s for about 1/2 what they are asking for them now.
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- Steven Wagenheim 15 years ago
  
  Yeah, well someday I want to be a bluefart selling goober products.
  
  That's where the real money's at.
  
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Lisa Gergets

15 years ago

Wow, what kinda crack party did I just walk in on...? LOL

{backs slowly toward the door}

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Talinn

15 years ago

What the hell, just searched for bluefart in WF in Google and it came out with 500 results, so it's an inside joke or what?

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marciayudkin 15 years ago

Take a look at the first line of my signature and you might be able to figure it out.

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Diana Lane

15 years ago

Originally Posted by Talinn

What the hell, just searched for bluefart in WF in Google and it came out with 500 results, so it's an inside joke or what?

It's the forum word replacement feature. It substitutes 'Gooooorooooo' with 'Goober' and 'BlaccckkkHatttttt' with 'BlueFart'. You know too much now. In thirty seconds your JuiceRug will explode and your CottonLettuce will self-destruct. No way round that one. Sorry

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Talinn

15 years ago

Originally Posted by Diana Lane

It's the forum word replacement feature. It substitutes 'Gooooorooooo' with 'Goober' and 'BlaccckkkHatttttt' with 'BlueFart'. You know too much now. In thirty seconds your JuiceRug will explode and your CottonLettuce will self-destruct. No way round that one. Sorry

Thanks, I get it now... But what is Gooroo? Edit: Or Goro? Goroo? Gooro? Hmm, mine doesnt get replaced

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Kirk Ward 15 years ago

What do you folks have against peanuts?

I didn't know they caused gas, much less added color to it!

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BurgerBoy

15 years ago

Or, how about this one.

YouTube - Women's Bathroom Joke

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tranquility

15 years ago

Whoa ... all this goobering and bluefarting is making this place pretty messy (steps carefully around ... stuff). We really need to start cleaning up in here or else there's not gonna be any room at all for ... anything else.

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zehron

15 years ago

This is hilarious, but I really should be trying to make money now.

Ron

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- Kirk Ward 15 years ago
  
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  I think some people got their OldFarts mixed up with the BlueFarts.
  
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15 years ago

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HeySal

15 years ago

Finally some semantic accuracy enters the IM arena.

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Dave Patterson 15 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Finally some semantic accuracy enters the IM arena.

(Actually I'm ROFLMAO and can't get up...)
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- HeySal 15 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dave Patterson
  
  (Actually I'm ROFLMAO and can't get up...)
  
  ah huh. So things are normal for you. Um. That's nice, Dave.
  
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derekwong28

15 years ago

YouTube - BLUE FARTS

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