Guys ... if you're not wearing Calvin Kleins, maybe you should reconsider ...

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This is what the site looks like when it's loading. lol



...and this is what Beiber looks like in Calvin Kleins ... after Photoshopping, of course.


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    WOW! They made EVERYTHING bigger.........Except his HEAD, which is SMALLER!

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    • Profile picture of the author Lucian Lada
      Originally Posted by seasoned View Post

      They made EVERYTHING bigger.........Except his HEAD, which is SMALLER!
      Reports say that he has scheduled a head-shrinking surgery next month because he's colony of 7 neurons are feeling lost and afraid in that gigantic head.
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          Originally Posted by Lucian Lada View Post

          Reports say that he has scheduled a head shrinkage surgery next month because he's colony of 7 neurons are feeling lost and afraid in that gigantic head.
          No, guys, you have it all wrong, latest media reports are that he is going into major surgery to remove his head completely and attach it to his pet monkey, (they share the same blood type, so there is little chance of rejection)!

          They will put his body in deep freeze at least til the medics can find a horse,......hmmmmm!


          His first album will come out soon,.....Bieber, "Me, My Head and I".

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  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    Well, if a company feels it must have everything SOOOOO big, then WHAT is it compensating for? Sorry, but I couldn't resist!

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    We might just kinda be a tad curious as to how you found this out Suzanne.
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    • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      We might just kinda be a tad curious as to how you found this out Suzanne.
      Well, I was just cruising around the Net, ya know, looking for hot guys in undies ...lol

      Actually, it was in Google News.
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      • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
        Originally Posted by sbucciarel View Post

        Well, I was just cruising around the Net, ya know, looking for hot guys in undies ...lol

        Actually, it was in Google News.
        In my younger days, I read Playboy for the articles and interviews.
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        • Profile picture of the author Kay King
          Bieber's team wants 2 things: remove the post and acknowledge the deception ... or else.
          They should take "or else" - I don't know about the muscles but Bieber appears to be using his Calvin Klein's as a sock drawer.....
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          • Profile picture of the author seasoned
            Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

            They should take "or else" - I don't know about the muscles but Bieber appears to be using his Calvin Klein's as a sock drawer.....
            At least in the LARGER photo. I don't know if it was calvin klien, or someone else, but I don't think Bieber did it. I think the socks effect was simply photoshop. And they COULD have done the photoshop by taking a guy with the same basic pose, and placing things like the tattoos on him. That WOULD explain the different head. MOST such pictures have a problem around there. Of course that OTHER model could have used socks.

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          • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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            Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

            They should take "or else" - I don't know about the muscles but Bieber appears to be using his Calvin Klein's as a sock drawer.....
            lol ... I think if he takes it to court, he should have to prove his case.
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            • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
              Originally Posted by sbucciarel View Post

              lol ... I think if he takes it to court, he should have to prove his case.
              Yes, an erotic video with a particularly sexy chimp, and half bottle of Viagra should do it!

              Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

              They should take "or else" - I don't know about the muscles but Bieber appears to be using his Calvin Klein's as a sock drawer.....
              Hmmmm, could also be a fluffy bunny down there, but that is cruelty to animals?

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              • Profile picture of the author Kay King
                placing things like the tattoos on him
                Oh - I didn't notice the tattoos....
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                  Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

                  Oh - I didn't notice the tattoos....
                  It involves Bieber. I didn't notice the picture.
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  • Profile picture of the author Jack Gordon
    Originally Posted by sbucciarel View Post

    ...and this is what Beiber looks like in Calvin Kleins ... after Photoshopping, of course.
    Ugh. I can't undo that image.

    Is there such thing as mental rape?
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      Originally Posted by Jack Gordon View Post

      Ugh. I can't undo that image.

      Is there such thing as mental rape?
      All I could picture was standing in front of him with a wooden mallet playing Wack-o-Mole
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      • Profile picture of the author seasoned
        Originally Posted by ThomM View Post

        All I could picture was standing in front of him with a wooden mallet playing Wack-o-Mole
        Is THAT why his head shrunk?

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  • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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    Looks like Bieber is mad about that gif image


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    I'm Jacked, Not Puny!


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  • Profile picture of the author WalkingCarpet
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    I never wear any underwear- only to the gym. I am just too big and gets very uncomfortable mighty fast.
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    • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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      Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

      I never wear any underwear- only to the gym. I am just too big and gets very uncomfortable mighty fast.
      Well, they aren't hats silly. You're supposed to wear them below the belt, not above the neck.
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      • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
        Originally Posted by sbucciarel View Post

        Well, they aren't hats silly. You're supposed to wear them below the belt, not above the neck.
        Yes, Claude learned that one the hard way!


        I don't know why WC is making these references? Must have something to do with the Red Bull, Viagra or Hormone therapy adverts on his blog?
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    If he truly was endowed he would not have over reacted like this showing his insecurity.

    Look at me, nothing bothers me.
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    Calvin Klein makes socks too?
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      Yes, CK makes socks....I think Bieber got the 3 pack. Probably from "freshpair"

      Calvin Klein Men's Socks - Free Shipping


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      No, definitely not.
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  • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
    You know Riffle will never switch from Duluth Trading to CK.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
      Originally Posted by bizgrower View Post

      You know Riffle will never switch from Duluth Trading to CK.
      While it's a little odd that you remember what skivvies I wear, there's definitely truth to your statement.
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        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        While it's a little odd that you remember what skivvies I wear, there's definitely truth to your statement.
        Granfalloon re: Duluth Trading. And, I have a pretty good memory - for a guy older than you thought.
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  • Profile picture of the author Sandi1
    I absolutely agree. I recently tried the underwear of Calvin Klein. It was so good that now I am only using this brand. The comfort as well as style are just exceptional. Especially, the whitey tightey is somethig, every men needs to try, at least once.
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  • Profile picture of the author George Schwab
    Originally Posted by sbucciarel View Post

    ...and this is what Beiber looks like in Calvin Kleins ... after Photoshopping, of course.

    Look mate, it's not Kleins, its Klein, its not Beiber, its Bieber

    and most of you call my Porsche : Porche

    when are you guys starting to join the global community and become linguistically
    acceptable. I know english is a difficult language [for some] but hey, it's all possible!

    Beside I like the perfumes of Calvin, since hey run this smell-promotions in the
    magazines when i was in Hawaii for a month for my 30th birthday.
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      Originally Posted by George Schwab View Post

      Look mate, it's not Kleins, its Klein, its not Beiber, its Bieber

      and most of you call my Porsche : Porche

      when are you guys starting to join the global community and become linguistically
      acceptable. I know english is a difficult language [for some] but hey, it's all possible!

      Beside I like the perfumes of Calvin, since hey run this smell-promotions in the
      magazines when i was in Hawaii for a month for my 30th birthday.
      It's not 'hey,' it's 'they.'

      People in glass houses!

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      Originally Posted by George Schwab View Post

      when are you guys starting to join the global community and become linguistically
      acceptable. I know english is a difficult language [for some] but hey, it's all possible!

      Beside I like the perfumes of Calvin, since hey run this smell-promotions in the
      magazines when i was in Hawaii for a month for my 30th birthday.
      I think it is admirable that you are trying so hard to speak English here.

      Keep at it, someday it will all make sense!
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        Originally Posted by Jack Gordon View Post

        I think it is admirable that you are trying so hard to speak English here.

        Keep at it, someday it will all make sense!
        What's amazing is the fact that people here seem totally unable to simply say, "Oops! I made a mistake."

        I can assure you that if the day ever comes whereby I make a mistake of any kind, regardless of how small, I will have no problem admitting it. :-)

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      Originally Posted by George Schwab View Post

      I know english is a difficult language [for some] but hey, it's all possible!
      not for some

      since hey run this smell-promotions in the
      magazines when i was in Hawaii for a month for my 30th birthday.
      Even if that was "they" instead of hey that's not an English world.

      Apparently the global community sucks and we should all resist joining it
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      • Profile picture of the author George Schwab
        Originally Posted by Mike Anthony View Post

        not for some



        Even if that was "they" instead of hey that's not an English world.

        Apparently the global community sucks and we should all resist joining it
        oops! i suck!

        Klein = german word, not engrisch

        Bieber = german word, not engrisch

        Porsche = german word, not engrisch

        so what the actual problem is: foreign words, that are not anglo-american by nature are outside of your scope to remember correctly. You need to start traveling a bit and get a taste of non-american food and culture. You will never come back to your hometown. I asked a friend from California if he ever will
        go back? He said: No Way! Possibly maybe when i'm 80 years old.
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          Originally Posted by George Schwab View Post

          oops! i suck!

          Klein = german word, not engrisch

          Bieber = german word, not engrisch

          Porsche = german word, not engrisch

          so what the actual problem is: foreign words, that are not anglo-american by nature are outside of your scope to remember correctly. You need to start traveling a bit and get a taste of non-american food and culture. You will never come back to your hometown. I asked a friend from California if he ever will
          go back? He said: No Way! Possibly maybe when i'm 80 years old.
          Your first mistake was not understanding the reference to "Kleins." The OP didn't think the name was Kleins. She was referring to the product, more typically referred to as "my Calvins." She simply name-checked the full name. For example, see: Unpacking Calvin Klein's Wildly Successful #MyCalvins Campaign - Racked

          Similarly, someone wearing Wrangler jeans might say they were wearing their Wranglers.

          Secondly, sentences start with capital letters. I guess I could make a snarky comment about how you should travel to the States to learn the language, but meh.
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          • Profile picture of the author George Schwab
            Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

            Your first mistake was not understanding the reference to "Kleins." The OP didn't think the name was Kleins. She was referring to the product, more typically referred to as "my Calvins." She simply name-checked the full name. For example, see: Unpacking Calvin Klein's Wildly Successful #MyCalvins Campaign - Racked

            Similarly, someone wearing Wrangler jeans might say they were wearing their Wranglers.

            Secondly, sentences start with capital letters. I guess I could make a snarky comment about how you should travel to the States to learn the language, but meh.
            you SHOULD make a snarky comment, mate. Thats what this is all about.
            and its obvious that busy people start sentences without pushing the shift button.
            that is new to you? hahaha, live and learn. yeah, sorry no intentions to go back to the US again, they are under travel warning by Putin, i hope you understand why:
            both want global domination, he is loosing the game right now, however he is
            the BETTER chess player, so i would take him seriously.
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              Originally Posted by George Schwab View Post

              you SHOULD make a snarky comment, mate. Thats what this is all about.
              I find you to be very unpleasant.

              Am I doing it right?
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                Originally Posted by gotthrowaway View Post

                I find you to be very unpleasant.

                Am I doing it right?
                Not, really. I offer private coaching. PM me!

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              • Profile picture of the author George Schwab
                Originally Posted by gotthrowaway View Post

                I find you to be very unpleasant.

                Am I doing it right?
                outstanding!

                kudos to you my man
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              Originally Posted by George Schwab View Post

              and its obvious that busy people start sentences without pushing the shift button.
              Actually, those are referred to as, "lazy people that don't pay attention to detail."

              Frank
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              • Profile picture of the author George Schwab
                Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

                Actually, those are referred to as, "lazy people that don't pay attention to detail."

                Frank

                sometimes you got it all wrong, lazy maybe, attention to detail: too much of that,
                but that doesnt mean i'm a slave to details. i'm the boss, and i fire them at will.
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    Just take down the house

    respectfully submitted

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      Originally Posted by George Schwab View Post

      Just take down the house

      respectfully submitted

      George
      Just admit you blew it. lol.

      No respect intended. :-)

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    Originally Posted by Sandi1 View Post

    I absolutely agree. I recently tried the underwear of Calvin Klein. It was so good that now I am only using this brand. The comfort as well as style are just exceptional. Especially, the whitey tightey is somethig, every men needs to try, at least once.
    I agree! More than a year later,.....not sure whether or not newbies are being paid to do this, but a good part of the members shown, have left.


    Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

    What's amazing is the fact that people here seem totally unable to simply say, "Oops! I made a mistake."

    I can assure you that if the day ever comes whereby I make a mistake of any kind, regardless of how small, I will have no problem admitting it. :-)

    Frank
    The only mistake we are making here Frank, is answering a more than 1 year old thread?

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      Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

      The only mistake we are making here Frank, is answering a more than 1 year old thread?

      The post I answered was a day old or the same day, I believe. :-)
      So, once again, as usual, I did not make a mistake.

      My perfect record is maintained. lol

      Frank
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      • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
        Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

        The post I answered was a day old or the same day, I believe. :-)
        So, once again, as usual, I did not make a mistake.

        My perfect record is maintained. lol

        Frank
        True, but the doofus who answered a question almost 1.5 years later......

        I mean, just say, "l decided to resurrect this thread, because l cannot come up with anything new" or "it was a cheap shot at getting someone who left to come back".

        Or to suck in some newbies, that this forum,.....oh, forget it.

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  • Profile picture of the author LewisF
    Calvin Klein is my favorite brand for underwear. I have been wearing it as a child. It has been perfectly fulfilling all my requirement since. I've never felt a need of trying a new brand.
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    Originally Posted by sbucciarel View Post

    This is what the site looks like when it's loading. lol



    ...and this is what Beiber looks like in Calvin Kleins ... after Photoshopping, of course.


    Retraction: This *Was* Justin Bieber’s Calvin Klein Photo Sans Photoshop | BreatheHeavy.com
    Justin Bieber wearing CK is only reason I don't wear it...
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    Justin Bieber is bad campaign for underwear,at least for me,when I see him in it I just can't imagine myself in it.
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      Originally Posted by StSignal View Post

      Justin Bieber is bad campaign for underwear,at least for me,when I see him in it I just can't imagine myself in it.
      Although he has many "Haters" I think Justin Bieber is a really cool guy. I remember seeing an interview with him and he comes across as a very grounded cool young Guy.
      : )
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