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9 years ago

Is that photo shopped? It's difficult to believe that anyone is that stupid.....wait....never mind.

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Alast

9 years ago

What's wrong with it? They're just "kids" having fun..

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seasoned

9 years ago

If I am right about what it may be, and I guess you think I am, it is ONLY maybe a 90-100' drop!

Of course they COULD end up straddling the wall, or land in traffic. OUCH!

GEE, I am too chicken to change the light bulb in my bathroom, or the battery in my fire alarm because I could fall 10'!

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Joshua Rigley

Banned 9 years ago

Just looking at that picture is making me twist myself into knots. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

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Cam Connor

9 years ago

The wall's probably 6' taller than the top of the trampoline, honestly, it would probably be hard to clear it unintentionally.

It's hard to tell from that angle though.

Edit: Actually nvm, looking at the "wall" part on the far right, it looks like it's only maybe 1-2' higher, so yea, pretty dumb...

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Paul Myers

9 years ago

"Hey, y'all. Hold my beer and watch this!"

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Kurt

9 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

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"Anyone seen Claude? He was here jumping on the tramp a minute ago..."

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Richard Van 9 years ago

What possible brain injury will you sustain if you don't have one?
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tagiscom 9 years ago

I don't know what the problem is, just wash the cement down now and then, and everyone is happy, especially the funeral directors!
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- Richard Van 9 years ago
  
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  tagiscom 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Richard Van
  
  Couple more slightly less and almost more silly people.
  
  This is why l will never go and see Dumb and Dumber two, ahem l mean TO!
  
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  seasoned 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Richard Van
  
  Couple more slightly less and almost more silly people.
  
  PLEASE tell me these are photoshopped, etc.... The one with the dog is silly. EVEN if he had STRONG TEETH and a STRONG jaw, and was STRONG all over, the dog could really injur him with not much of a tug. Dogs do NOT pay attention to such things. And the guy with the board? Even if all went well, how likely is the board to be cut well? HEY, maybe there is a guy or group name "morans"!
  
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  BigFrank Banned 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by seasoned
  
  And the guy with the board? Even if all went well, how likely is the board to be cut well? Steve
  
  Well, he did measure, twice.
  
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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

"Anyone seen Claude? He was here jumping on the tramp a minute ago..."

Hey! I can Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.....................splat.

And why would I jump on a tramp? I think the homeless should be helped, not jumped on. You're an idiot.

Your philosophy of, "Don't just kick tramps...Jump on them, and finish the job" is despicable. Despicable, I tell you.

Originally Posted by Richard Van

What possible brain injury will you sustain if you don't have one?

You should be a copy writer. That would make a great slogan.

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Kurt

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Hey! I can Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.....................splat.

And why would I jump on a tramp? I think the homeless should be helped, not jumped on. You're an idiot.

Your philosophy of, "Don't just kick tramps...Jump on them, and finish the job" is despicable. Despicable, I tell you.

You should be a copy writer. That would make a great slogan.

Shows how much you know...which isn't much. I was talking about jumping on a dog in a Disney movie...

Lady and the Tramp: Bella Notte Extended - YouTube

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whateverpedia

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

I was talking about jumping on a dog in a Disney movie...

I didn't know bestiality was legal in Colorado.

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

I didn't know bestiality was legal in Colorado.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

We finally discovered Kurt's fetish for jumping on homeless tramps, and violating their dogs.

Unfortunately, where Kurt lives, neither is against the law...with Colorado's "Barking implies consent" laws.

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lanfear63

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

We finally discovered Kurt's fetish for jumping on homeless tramps, and violating their dogs.

Unfortunately, where Kurt lives, neither is against the law...with Colorado's "Barking implies consent" laws.

Kurt has the masters voice and they are his sub woofers.

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tagiscom

9 years ago

Originally Posted by seasoned

PLEASE tell me these are photoshopped, etc.... The one with the dog is silly. EVEN if he had STRONG TEETH and a STRONG jaw, and was STRONG all over, the dog could really injur him with not much of a tug. Dogs do NOT pay attention to such things. And the guy with the board? Even if all went well, how likely is the board to be cut well? HEY, maybe there is a guy or group name "morans"!

Steve

No, in my expert opinion, no Photoshopping took place!

They are professional Morons!

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Claude Whitacre 9 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

Kurt has the masters voice and they are his sub woofers.

Ha! In my area, they are called "Fluffers".
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- kenmichaels 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  Ha! In my area, they are called "Fluffers".
  
  What you do with your dogs, is none of our business.
  
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- lanfear63 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  Ha! In my area, they are called "Fluffers".
  
  So you have fluffers working for you to set up vacuum cleaner demos? At least theirs no blowing involved.
  
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sbucciarel

Banned 9 years ago

Hilarious ... all of them including Richard's ... thanks for the laugh

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