[Humor] - My Wife is Missing
that his wife was missing.
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping
yesterday and has not come home.
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don't remember exactly.
Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.
Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?
Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4
with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special
ordered with manual transmission.
It has a custom matching white cover for the bed.
Custom leather seats and "Bubba" floor mats.
Trailering package with gold hitch.
DVD with navigation,
40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets.
Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins.
Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door.
At this point the husband started choking up.
Sergeant: Don't worry buddy. We'll find your truck.
Joe Mobley
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When the Roads and Paths end, learn to guide yourself through the wilderness
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