Does your dog snore?

9 years ago

I have noticed faint snoring from time to time with mine but it's the animated dreams accompanied by barks and growls as they fight imaginary animals that freaks me out occasionally at night.

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BigFrank

Banned 9 years ago

My dog snores, burps, farts, sneezes and gets the hiccups. Just as my last dog did.

Cheers. - Frank

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

My dog snores, burps, farts, sneezes and gets the hiccups. Just as my last dog did.

Cheers. - Frank

So does my wife. Coincidence? I think not.

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Kay King

9 years ago

My dog Gracie "huffs" in her sleep sometimes but our black Lab, Rocky is a snore machine. Friday night he was sound asleep in the "dog pile" on the floor and all of a sudden raised his head up HOWLED, the howled again. We thought something was wrong - but he was asleep! Rocky is also the resident fart machine. Gracie and Sandy are too ladylike to do that

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kay King

My dog Gracie "huffs" in her sleep sometimes but our black Lab, Rocky is a snore machine. Friday night he was sound asleep in the "dog pile" on the floor and all of a sudden raised his head up HOWLED, the howled again. We thought something was wrong - but he was asleep! Rocky is also the resident fart machine. Gracie and Sandy are too ladylike to do that

Man blame farts on the dog. Girl dogs blame farting on the sleeping male dog.

It's a conspiracy, I tell ya.

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WalkingCarpet Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

So does my wife. Coincidence? I think not.

I am just here for the comments.
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lanfear63 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

So does my wife. Coincidence? I think not.

Frank never indicated he was married to either of them but your secret's safe with me.
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- BigFrank Banned 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by lanfear63
  
  Frank never indicated he was married to either of them but your secret's safe with me.
  
  Nope. Never married. Let's just call it 'furry friends with benefits' and leave it at that.
  
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  Jack Gordon 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by BigFrank
  
  Nope. Never married. Let's just call it 'furry friends with benefits' and leave it at that.
  
  Cheers. - Frank
  
  Talk about cringe-worthy...
  
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  Claude Whitacre 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by BigFrank
  
  Nope. Never married. Let's just call it 'furry friends with benefits' and leave it at that.
  
  Cheers. - Frank
  
  Well, as long as it's consensual.
  
  Of course, hearing animals talk to you in English...concerns me a little.
  
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  BigFrank Banned 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  Well, as long as it's consensual.
  
  Doggie-downers work.
  
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  Claude Whitacre 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by BigFrank
  
  Doggie-downers work.
  
  Puppy Uppers. I watched SNL too.
  
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  BigFrank Banned 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  Puppy Uppers.
  
  For weight loss, only.
  
  I watched SNL too.
  
  Since episode one, my friend. You know, back when it was actually funny.
  
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BigFrank Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

So does my wife. Coincidence? I think not.

Wow! I hope the Mrs. never reads your posts. That one's cringe-worthy, unless I missed something. lol

Cheers. - Frank
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TheWriteOne

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Richard Van

I have noticed faint snoring from time to time with mine but it's the animated dreams accompanied by barks and growls as they fight imaginary animals that freaks me out occasionally at night.

Isn't snoring related to health? Dog being too fat or health issues? Well, that was what the vet told me.

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Mark Singletary

9 years ago

I never knew about the farting part. I guess I could have been getting away with a lot more than I have been with the proper knowledge and blame ready. And they say the WF is on the downswing. Learn something new every day!

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salegurus

9 years ago

We have an English Bulldog so snoring,farting,sneezing etc. is what he excels at....

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Jack Gordon

9 years ago

My wife complains that our husky/chow mix likes to walk up to her and burp in her face.

And she doesn't understand why I think it is hilarious.

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Claude Whitacre 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Jack Gordon

My wife complains that our husky/chow mix likes to walk up to her and burp in her face.

And she doesn't understand why I think it is hilarious.

Because it's hilarious.
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HeySal

9 years ago

Munchie used to snore something furious. As big as he was it was like listening to a man snore - and sometimes worse. And he was flatulent, too. He loved to fall asleep right next to me and between the snoring and farting I was always having to get up and go into another room or outside.

Some dogs are complete....animals.

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Munchie used to snore something furious. As big as he was it was like listening to a man snore - and sometimes worse. And he was flatulent, too. He loved to fall asleep right next to me and between the snoring and farting I was always having to get up and go into another room or outside.

Some dogs are complete....animals.

So...you'll sleep with a dog in the bed, but not a man?

I think I know why. The dog will always take the blame for your farting. A man won't.

I think that about wraps up that case.

Wait a minute. The dog was snoring, and that made you go outside? Who's paying the rent?

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HeySal

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

So...you'll sleep with a dog in the bed, but not a man?

I think I know why. The dog will always take the blame for your farting. A man won't.

I think that about wraps up that case.

Wait a minute. The dog was snoring, and that made you go outside? Who's paying the rent?

You have obviously never lived with a dog you love. Sleeping doesn't mean bed with a dog, ya know. If I was on the computer and the dog was inside - they always lay down beside me, and often would snooze. Or in front of the TV - they're on the couch.

A dog is easy to get out of bed. You toss some blankets over them and cuddle and they get too hot and want to leave before too long. No need to hurt its feelings to make it want to go elsewhere fairly quickly. Not so easy with a guy.

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

A dog is easy to get out of bed. You toss some blankets over them and cuddle and they get too hot and want to leave before too long. No need to hurt its feelings to make it want to go elsewhere fairly quickly. Not so easy with a guy.

You could try my method.

Afterwards, I would leave little hints like "I already paid you. Time to leave".

I've heard talk of a new kind of lovemaking, where money doesn't change hands. But I'm pretty old school.

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BigFrank Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I've heard talk of a new kind of lovemaking, where money doesn't change hands.

Kibblecoin.

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Claude Whitacre 9 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

You have obviously never lived with a dog you love. .

Well, I'm certainly not going to sleep with a dog I don't love. I am a Gentleman, after all.
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- BigFrank Banned 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  I am a Gentleman, after all.
  
  Not according to the dogs that I've been speaking with.
  
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  HeySal 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by BigFrank
  
  Not according to the dogs that I've been speaking with.
  
  Cheers. - Frank
  
  It's not nice to call those women dogs. I think the PC form is "aesthetically challenged".
  
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  MissTerraK 9 years ago
  
  None of my dogs have ever snored, but flatulence? That's another thing entirely.
  
  I'll never forget the first time my puppy Snoopy tooted. He was brand new, just a wee lil thing and was snoozing on the living room floor in front of the TV.
  
  He tooted, woke right up, looked at his behind, then up at me, my brother, and mom and dad with this look on his face like...Hey! What did you do to my butt?
  
  It was hilarious!
  
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DWaters

9 years ago

My cat used to snore until he passed away last October. Just minor snoring not obnoxiously loud. Despite the snoring in my opinion Peewee was the best cat ever.

If you do not believe me simply Google or Youtube search for "Peewee best cat ever"

..... and remember if you see it on the internet it must be true!

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bizgrower

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Mark Singletary

I've had dogs all my life but never until we met our little wiener dog have I ever seen one that snores. Big time.

They sleep in our bedroom and my wife started complaining the other night about how normal dogs don't snore, and how mad she was the dog was keeping her up all night, and how if the dog didn't quit it she would have to sleep somewhere else -- Yada Yada.

I only had 3 words for her: "Pot meet kettle."

Mark

PS That didn't go over very well.

Mark and dachshund meet couch?

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Cali16 9 years ago

My 19.5 y/o cat snores sometimes. At her very elderly age, though, she gets a pass!

@Mark - can't imagine why your comment didn't go over well with your wife... Where are you and the dog sleeping now?
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