# Hot Crazy Matrix - A Man's Guide to Woman

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Chanced upon this while on facebook. The matrix seems about right for both men and women.
• This was great fun.

"This is the UNICORN zone. These things don't exist."

HA!

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• And this I picked this up somewhere...

Proof that Women are Evil

Proposition: Woman is Evil

Assumptions:
To have and keep a woman you need Time and Money (Woman = Time x Money)
"Time is Money" (Benjamin Franklin) (Time = Money)
"Money is the root of all Evil" (Timothy 6:10) (Money = sqrt(Evil))

Proof:
Code:
```Woman = Money x Time
Woman = Money^2
sqrt(Woman) = Money

Money = sqrt(Evil)

sqrt(Woman) = sqrt(Evil)

Woman = Evil

Q.E.D.```
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• Wow!

I'm sure the man who came up with that concept is going to die a very lonely and frustrated man.

No, I didn't watch the video, only went by the equation. There are more fun things to waste my time on. = )

Terra
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•  Originally Posted by onSubie And this I picked this up somewhere... Proof that Women are Evil Proposition: Woman is Evil Assumptions: To have and keep a woman you need Time and Money (Woman = Time x Money) "Time is Money" (Benjamin Franklin) (Time = Money) "Money is the root of all Evil" (Timothy 6:10) (Money = sqrt(Evil)) Proof: Code: ```Woman = Money x Time Woman = Money^2 sqrt(Woman) = Money Money = sqrt(Evil) sqrt(Woman) = sqrt(Evil) Woman = Evil Q.E.D.```
Sorry. For that argument to be true, time must be inherently, necessarily evil. I realize that in some aspects it is (as in aging) - but considering the frequency of wishes made by almost everyone, that we had just a tad more of it - I would say that premise is false, resulting in Motus ponens argument.

Now consider further that money is just the root of all evil - not evil itself. By giving it to women to disperse to the wind for you, you are avoiding possibilities of having that crap in your pocket turning you vile.

So women are a blessing.
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•  Originally Posted by HeySal So women are a blessing.
They sure are.

Also, money is not the root of all evil; "the love of money is the root of all evil".

And I'd say time is more cruel than evil....
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•  Originally Posted by HeySal So women are a blessing.
Women are a blessing. If it weren't for them, I'd be gay.
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•  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre Women are a blessing. If it weren't for them, I'd be gay.
And if you were, Trannies would be a blessing in disguise.
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•  Originally Posted by lanfear63 And if you were, Trannies would be a blessing in disguise.

Full 30 second laugh. Thanks, Buckaroo.
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•  Originally Posted by onSubie Assumptions: To have and keep a woman you need Time and Money (Woman = Time x Money)
Have and keep? The author of that "equation" doesn't want a relationship. He wants a hamster.

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• It actually represents society's view over dating very accurately, at least for the male population. Of course, it's wrong, but you can't really expect much from your average citizen.
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•  Originally Posted by Lucian Lada It actually represents society's view over dating very accurately, at least for the male population. Of course, it's wrong, but you can't really expect much from your average citizen.

After I read your post, I watched it and I wasn't impressed.

Terra
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• Wow.

... these guys could at least admit that they STOLE this entire concept from Barney Stinson's character on "How I Met Your Mother."

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• I just want to know why the presenter had a gun on his hip.
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• Funny but Truth.... lol
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