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Joe Mobley

9 years ago

This was great fun.

"This is the UNICORN zone. These things don't exist."

HA!

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onSubie

9 years ago

And this I picked this up somewhere...

Proof that Women are Evil

Proposition: Woman is Evil

Assumptions:
To have and keep a woman you need Time and Money (Woman = Time x Money)
"Time is Money" (Benjamin Franklin) (Time = Money)
"Money is the root of all Evil" (Timothy 6:10) (Money = sqrt(Evil))

Proof:

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Woman = Money x Time
Woman = Money^2
sqrt(Woman) = Money

Money = sqrt(Evil)

sqrt(Woman) = sqrt(Evil)

Woman = Evil

Q.E.D.

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MissTerraK 9 years ago

Wow!

I'm sure the man who came up with that concept is going to die a very lonely and frustrated man.

No, I didn't watch the video, only went by the equation. There are more fun things to waste my time on. = )

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HeySal

9 years ago

Originally Posted by onSubie

And this I picked this up somewhere...

Proof that Women are Evil

Proposition: Woman is Evil

Assumptions:
To have and keep a woman you need Time and Money (Woman = Time x Money)
"Time is Money" (Benjamin Franklin) (Time = Money)
"Money is the root of all Evil" (Timothy 6:10) (Money = sqrt(Evil))

Proof:

Code:

Woman = Money x Time
Woman = Money^2
sqrt(Woman) = Money

Money = sqrt(Evil)

sqrt(Woman) = sqrt(Evil)

Woman = Evil

Q.E.D.

Sorry. For that argument to be true, time must be inherently, necessarily evil. I realize that in some aspects it is (as in aging) - but considering the frequency of wishes made by almost everyone, that we had just a tad more of it - I would say that premise is false, resulting in Motus ponens argument.

Now consider further that money is just the root of all evil - not evil itself. By giving it to women to disperse to the wind for you, you are avoiding possibilities of having that crap in your pocket turning you vile.

So women are a blessing.

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onSubie 9 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

So women are a blessing.

They sure are.

Also, money is not the root of all evil; "the love of money is the root of all evil".

And I'd say time is more cruel than evil....
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Claude Whitacre 9 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

So women are a blessing.

Women are a blessing. If it weren't for them, I'd be gay.
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- lanfear63 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  Women are a blessing. If it weren't for them, I'd be gay.
  
  And if you were, Trannies would be a blessing in disguise.
  
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  Claude Whitacre 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by lanfear63
  
  And if you were, Trannies would be a blessing in disguise.
  
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Frank Donovan 9 years ago

Originally Posted by onSubie

Assumptions:
To have and keep a woman you need Time and Money (Woman = Time x Money)

Have and keep? The author of that "equation" doesn't want a relationship. He wants a hamster.

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Lucian Lada

9 years ago

It actually represents society's view over dating very accurately, at least for the male population. Of course, it's wrong, but you can't really expect much from your average citizen.

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MissTerraK

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Lucian Lada

It actually represents society's view over dating very accurately, at least for the male population. Of course, it's wrong, but you can't really expect much from your average citizen.

After I read your post, I watched it and I wasn't impressed.