Happy Valentine's Day To Each And Every One Of You!

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I wish you all...





Sorry about the size but you know what they say...

Go big or go home.


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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Sorry about the size but you know what they say...

      Go big or go home.


      Terra
      I sure hope that WC doesn't read that?

      You too Terra!


      I would rather crawl into a Scotch Bottle, but some chocolate cake will do!

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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

        I sure hope that WC doesn't read that?

        You too Terra!


        I would rather crawl into a Scotch Bottle, but some chocolate cake will do!

        No, no, no!

        It's Valentine's Day! A nice bottle of champagne and some chocolate covered strawberries should do the trick.


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    A happy one to you too.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    "Happy Valentine's Day To Each And Every One Of You!"


    Translation: I'm just crazy about Dennis but if I wish him a Happy Valentine's Day everyone will know it, so I'll wish everyone a Happy Valentine's Day so my crush will get the message but everyone else will remain none the wiser.


    Happy Valentine's Day to you, too, Terra.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

      "Happy Valentine's Day To Each And Every One Of You!"


      Translation: I'm just crazy about Dennis but if I wish him a Happy Valentine's Day everyone will know it, so I'll wish everyone a Happy Valentine's Day so my crush will get the message but everyone else will remain none the wiser.


      Happy Valentine's Day to you, too, Terra.

      Busted!!


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      • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
        No, no, no!

        It's valentine's Day! A nice bottle of champagne and some chocolate covered strawberries should do the trick.


        Terra
        .....and some chocolate cake!!!!
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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

          .....and some chocolate cake!!!!
          Well....

          Okay, then.


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          • Profile picture of the author WalkingCarpet
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            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

            Well....

            Okay, then.


            Terra
            This just proves you living in the clouds.
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            • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
              Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

              This just proves you living in the clouds.

              That just proves that you are too.

              The difference being, you live in storm clouds and clouds of darkness and I, in clouds of grace, hope and happiness.


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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Why am I getting an image of Dennis in little white wings and a diaper running around with a little bow with suction cup tipped arrows? LMAO

    Happy Valentines day to all the OT hopeless romantics.
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Does this mean we are engaged?
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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

        Does this mean we are engaged?

        Why yes, yes it does!

        Engaged in conversation, that is.


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        • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
          Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

          Why yes, yes it does!

          Engaged in conversation, that is.


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          Read the first line and the heart beat raced. Then the second, the coronary kicked in.
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            Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

            Read the first line and the heart beat raced. Then the second, the coronary kicked in.
            Where's Joe? I miss him
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            • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
              Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

              Where's Joe? I miss him
              And the fact it's valentines day, magnifies that a thousand fold?
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          • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
            Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

            Read the first line and the heart beat raced. Then the second, the coronary kicked in.





            Fixed that for ya!


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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Why am I getting an image of Dennis in little white wings and a diaper running around with a little bow with suction cup tipped arrows? LMAO

      Happy Valentines day to all the OT hopeless romantics.
      You're not alone. We all picture Dennis in a diaper.
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        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        You're not alone. We all picture Dennis in a diaper.
        That's how I picture Dennis every day.
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        • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          That's how I picture Dennis every day.
          Lets face it, he's just a Pampered man.
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          • Profile picture of the author positivenegative
            I'll join in the fun.




            Hope you all have a devil of a horny Valentine's Day.
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          • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
            Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

            Lets face it, he's just a Pampered man.
            Clever, witty even, however, under the circumstances of the day, I think Luvs would be a better fit.


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              Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

              Clever, witty even, however, under the circumstances of the day, I think Luvs would be a better fit.


              Terra
              But under no circumstances is Claude allowed to give me a Huggies. I get a spine spasm shiver just thinking about it.
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              • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

                But under no circumstances is Claude allowed to give me a Huggies. I get a spine spasm shiver just thinking about it.
                Kurt; Reverse psychology doesn't work on me. I am not giving you any more Huggies. So...Stop Asking!

                And describing your Happy Ending, every time you think of me giving you something...is just beyond the pale. It's obvious why you need the Huggies....to keep your hands away.


                Your smutty thoughts have ruined my nice Valentine's Day.

                I was going to say "I hope you're satisfied", but then, you would just need more Huggies.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Why am I getting an image of Dennis in little white wings and a diaper running around with a little bow with suction cup tipped arrows? LMAO
      Because you've watched too many Warner Brothers cartoons?
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        Go big or go home.


        Terra
        I used to hear that on every date. I always just ended up going home.
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        • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          I used to hear that on every date. I always just ended up going home.
          Don't be so hard on yourself

          (Apologies for breaking the one week re-cycled joke policy)
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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          I used to hear that on every date. I always just ended up going home.
          You mean you limped home?


          Sorry, I couldn't help myself!


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      • Profile picture of the author HeySal
        Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

        Because you've watched too many Warner Brothers cartoons?
        I dunno. Warner bro's put out some very weird imagry - but the pic that flashed through my head reading your exchange with Terra is more than just a tad weirder than anything they ever thought of. Trust me on that one.

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        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
        You're not alone. We all picture Dennis in a diaper.

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        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
        That's how I picture Dennis every day.
        Um..............why's that? Is there a guy on your boxes of depends that resembles Dennis?
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        • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
          Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

          I dunno. Warner bro's put out some very weird imagry - but ...
          Warner Bros. had a Daffy Duck cartoon where Elmer Fudd played the role of Cupid, adorned with white wings and a diaper, just as you described.


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          • Profile picture of the author HeySal
            Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

            Warner Bros. had a Daffy Duck cartoon where Elmer Fudd played the role of Cupid, adorned with white wings and a diaper, just as you described.


            Oh thank God - the imagery has a source. I thought my neurons were being attacked by a swarm of inter-universal bozons and I was leaving the fringe of sanity. Unfortunately - thanks to Claude and Dan, now I'm trying to unsee the pic of the guy that looks like you with the white fluffy dog on the box of Depends.
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            • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
              Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

              Oh thank God - the imagery has a source. I thought my neurons were being attacked by a swarm of inter-universal bozons and I was leaving the fringe of sanity. Unfortunately - thanks to Claude and Dan, now I'm trying to unsee the pic of the guy that looks like you with the white fluffy dog on the box of Depends.
              You definitely have to filter what Claude and Dan write. They paint a lot of strange mental pictures.
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              • Profile picture of the author Karen Blundell
                thanks for the well -wishes, everyone -
                Terra, I hope you got spoiled by hubby - you so deserve to - you're such a lovely person.

                I went out and sang my heart out at a karaoke bar last night - everyone was singing cheesy love songs but we all had a blast -
                meanwhile outside yet another snow storm raged on and today it's friggin cold here -
                -20°C Feels like -33
                brrrrrr - think I'll stay in and keep warm

                happy belated Valentine's day to my OT buddies!
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                • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                  Originally Posted by Karen Blundell View Post

                  thanks for the well -wishes, everyone -
                  Terra, I hope you got spoiled by hubby - you so deserve to - you're such a lovely person.

                  I went out and sang my heart out at a karaoke bar last night - everyone was singing cheesy love songs but we all had a blast -
                  meanwhile outside yet another snow storm raged on and today it's friggin cold here -
                  -20°C Feels like -33
                  brrrrrr - think I'll stay in and keep warm

                  happy belated Valentine's day to my OT buddies!
                  I did!

                  We went shopping for a new kitchen table as my old one, as nice as it is, seats 16 and was too large for the new downsized house.

                  After we got the table loaded in the truck, we went to a nice steakhouse for dinner and there was my best friend and her husband waiting for us. That was a nice surprise.

                  After dinner, we came back home and when I came downstairs after changing, he had the new table set up with a bouquet of flowers, a box of my favorite chocolates, a bottle of champagne and a gift box which contained a pink sparkly heart necklace and matching earrings.

                  It was nice, even though it wasn't the new puppy I wanted...

                  I guess I still have some more sweet talking to do.


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                  • Profile picture of the author Karen Blundell
                    Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                    I did!

                    We went shopping for a new kitchen table as my old one, as nice as it is, seats 16 and was too large for the new downsized house.

                    After we got the table loaded in the truck, we went to a nice steakhouse for dinner and there was my best friend and her husband waiting for us. That was a nice surprise.

                    After dinner, we came back home and when I came downstairs after changing, he had the new table set up with a bouquet of flowers, a box of my favorite chocolates, a bottle of champagne and a gift box which contained a pink sparkly heart necklace and matching earrings.

                    It was nice, even though it wasn't the new puppy I wanted...

                    I guess I still have some more sweet talking to do.


                    Terra
                    that sounds wonderful! marriages like yours are rare these days - it warms my heart to know that true love can and does endure.

                    Maybe you'll get your puppy for your b-day

                    these are my fave puppies:
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Why am I getting an image of Dennis in little white wings and a diaper running around with a little bow with suction cup tipped arrows? LMAO

      Happy Valentines day to all the OT hopeless romantics.
      Don't give Shane any ideas, LOL!


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    Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

    You're not alone. We all picture Dennis in a diaper.
    Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

    That's how I picture Dennis every day.
    Um . . . guys . . . let's see, how can I say this tactfully . . . you are both sick and twisted freaks of extreme subnormality.

    Yeah, that works.

    Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

    Lets face it, he's just a Pampered man.
    If you mean because my wife peels grapes and feeds them to me, you're right. If you are referring to Claude and Dan's fantasies, then I would advise you to go to the nearest mental health facility and ask for a good brainwashing, because the boys have obviously stained yours.
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    Happy Valentine's Day, Dennis.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Happy Valentine's Day, Dennis.
      Happy Valentines Day, Dennis....and to the rest of you mugs.

      "Pampered".......I gotta say it, that was brilliant.


      Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

      Don't be so hard on yourself

      (Apologies for breaking the one week re-cycled joke policy)
      OK, I admit, I didn't get it right away. Well done, my young apprentice.
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    Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

    Happy Valentine's Day, Dennis.
    Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

    Happy Valentines Day, Dennis....and to the rest of you mugs.

    Ok, stop it you mugs. There's just something weird about men wishing a Happy Valentine's Day to other men. :p
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

      Ok, stop it you mugs. There's just something weird about men wishing a Happy Valentine's Day to other men. :p
      I was wishing everyone on the Forum a Happy Valentine's Day.

      Dan Riffle was the one concentrating on you, in a strangely lecherous and uncomfortable way.
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      • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        I was wishing everyone on the Forum a Happy Valentine's Day.
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        Happy Valentines Day, Dennis....and to the rest of you mugs.

        Right . . . tell that to the other voices in your head.




        Sigh...I wish they'd fix the emoticons so they worked in IE.
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

          Right . . . tell that to the other voices in your head.

          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          Happy Valentine's Day, Dennis.
          Happy Valentines Day, Dennis....and to the rest of you mugs.



          Sigh...I wish they'd fix the emoticons so they worked in IE.
          6 of the 7 voices in my head are ignoring you. The other one has a crush on you.

          I know, it sounds weird to me too. But what can I do?
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    Happy Valentine's Day! Best wishes to all!

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    I haven't been around for a while so thought I'd pop in to say Happy Valentine's Day to my Warrior friends!
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    Happy Valentimes, Terra.


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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      WC - This just proves you living in the clouds.
      I came, l saw, l didn't conquer!

      Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post
      Where's Joe? I miss him

      And the fact it's valentines day, magnifies that a thousand fold?
      Now, the truth comes out, no doubt the cross dressing dancing videos did the trick!

      I'll join in the fun.

      Hope you all have a devil of a horny Valentine's Day.
      Hope, l get through the day without contemplating tall bridges?


      Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

      Don't give Shane any ideas, LOL!

      Terra
      NO, l don't think that walking into a shopping centre with a bow and arrow will improve my girlfriend prospects. Especially if l start to hit a few attractive women?

      More likely l would make the evening news, and create a mess!

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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

        I came, l saw, l didn't conquer!



        Now, the truth comes out, no doubt the cross dressing dancing videos did the trick!



        Hope, l get through the day without contemplating tall bridges?




        NO, l don't think that walking into a shopping centre with a bow and arrow will improve my girlfriend prospects. Especially if l start to hit a few attractive women?

        More likely l would make the evening news, and create a mess!

        LOL Shane!

        That's not what I meant. Haha!

        What I meant was to give you an idea for another Photoshop, er, masterpiece.


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        • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
          Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

          LOL Shane!

          That's not what I meant. Haha!

          What I meant was to give you an idea for another Photoshop, er, masterpiece.


          Terra
          No, sorry Terra l won't do a model with a pink arrow through her head, the mods will probably delete the post!

          Here is what l did the day after the massacre, he, he!



          Got a nice caramel and macadamia cheesecake, and a coffee!

          I don't particularly like Val, day, but have learned that we can come back from anything.

          Certainly on the night l drove back from the airport after waiting for 3 hours, and after realizing l had been scammed, hitting a tree seemed like a pretty good idea, but months later after slowly, but surely getting a handle on my Card, it was a dumb idea!

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            Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

            No, sorry Terra l won't do a model with a pink arrow through her head, the mods will probably delete the post!

            Here is what l did the day after the massacre, he, he!



            Got a nice caramel and macadamia cheesecake, and a coffee!

            I don't particularly like Val, day, but have learned that we can come back from anything.

            Certainly on the night l drove back from the airport after waiting for 3 hours, and after realizing l had been scammed, hitting a tree seemed like a pretty good idea, but months later after slowly, but surely getting a handle on my Card, it was a dumb idea!

            Is that an actual paper?? From a museum???
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            • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
              Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

              Is that an actual paper?? From a museum???
              Yeah, broke the glass!

              But l didn't enter the Museum of Claude and Dan Freaks of Nature section,...l just had lunch!

              Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

              Oh thank God - the imagery has a source. I thought my neurons were being attacked by a swarm of inter-universal bozons and I was leaving the fringe of sanity. Unfortunately - thanks to Claude and Dan, now I'm trying to unsee the pic of the guy that looks like you with the white fluffy dog on the box of Depends.
              I don't think that l should Photoshop that one, we are still getting over the Pink, cross dressing moonlighting dancing, image!

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          • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
            Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

            No, sorry Terra l won't do a model with a pink arrow through her head, the mods will probably delete the post!

            Here is what l did the day after the massacre, he, he!



            Got a nice caramel and macadamia cheesecake, and a coffee!

            I don't particularly like Val, day, but have learned that we can come back from anything.

            Certainly on the night l drove back from the airport after waiting for 3 hours, and after realizing l had been scammed, hitting a tree seemed like a pretty good idea, but months later after slowly, but surely getting a handle on my Card, it was a dumb idea!


            Whoa, Shane!

            That cut is deeper than I anticipated. Forget about that scamming wench and move on with your life.

            What I meant was that you might find a picture of a cupid and superimpose Dennis's handsome face on it.

            That's all. No reference to the scam debacle at all.


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