Best Upstairs Thread of the Day

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Greetings. I oftentimes hear folks bemoaning the constant degradation of the main forum, a place where I rarely poke my nose. That said, I have come to discover that it can serve as a good source of laughs throughout the day, if you can overlook the rampant tragedy.

The OP in this thread deserves some kind of an award, I just haven't been able to figure out what it should be. Hemlock, perhaps.

If you need a laugh or simply want to feel like the smartest IM'er on the planet - enjoy:

Offline Marketing campaign

Cheers. - Frank
#off topic forum
  • Banned
    ... there are threads ... upstairs?
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    • Nah, just theads according to Frank.


      Terra
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    • Someone better clean them up before someone trips, or they unravel!

      Steve
  • Why would a place that wants only free offline marketing hire a marketing coordinator? I DO happen to know a very good free way to run an offline marketing campaign. It takes some work and research though. My step mother does it. I wish I could refer him to her, but she actually named her business the same as the industry, so I guess I will just shut up. OH WELL, she has a lot of people help her, and charges plenty for it. Probably less than a marketing coordinator though!

    SERIOUSLY though, a marketing coordinator should know what I am talking about. What do people buy, keep, and read at leisure, have done so for HUNDREDS of years, and it is obviously NOT generally on the internet, though more and more have it THERE also? They may charge tens of thousands of dollars to place an add, but some may let you make their whole product one gigantic ad! OH YEAH, TV and movies have the SAME sort of thing! What did ET, EVOLUTION, gumby, and sesame street have in common?

    Steve
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      That's commonly referred to as porn.

      Cheers. - Frank
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  • I have no regrets at all about not venturing upstairs for the last couple of years.
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    Best Upstairs Thread of the Day

    Greetings. I oftentimes hear folks bemoaning the constant degradation of the main forum, a place where I rarely poke my nose. That said, I have come to discover that it can serve as a good source of laughs throughout the day, if you can overlook the rampant tragedy. The OP in this thread deserves some kind of an award, I just haven't been able to figure out what it should be. Hemlock, perhaps.