Dammit I feel good tonite!

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You guessed it. Had a shower- high protein meals and two wedges of cool sweet watermelon.
  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    Walking;
    Would you please let us know, every time you feel happy or sad? And I'm trying to get a real feeling for how often you take a shower. Please let us know your schedule.
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      Walking;
      Would you please let us know, every time you feel happy or sad? And I'm trying to get a real feeling for how often you take a shower. Please let us know your schedule.
      Re: Dammit I feel good tonite!

      Maybe, he should rename the thread!

      Re: Dammit I feel like Chicken tonite!

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    Yeah I feel good too, I just ordered a pizza and I'm waiting for it!
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    • Profile picture of the author WalkingCarpet
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      Originally Posted by gvidass View Post

      Yeah I feel good too, I just ordered a pizza and I'm waiting for it!
      I had pizza yesterday
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      Originally Posted by yukon View Post



      Hahahahaha! That's too funny!

      Thanks for the laughs. I really needed them, lol!
      The say laughter is the best medicine.


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    I just plucked my nostrils and I feel AWESOME!
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    • Profile picture of the author Cali16
      Here's an idea. Perhaps Admin could create a subforum just for WC and JagSEO, since they both have a constant need for attention - or something....

      WC can post update threads about his mood, which seems to change by the minute depending on whether on not he showers or watches a movie, and JS can post his daily "social experiment" videos while making condescending commentary about people in general.

      Just a suggestion...
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by Cali16 View Post

        Here's an idea. Perhaps Admin could create a subforum just for WC and JagSEO, since they both have a constant need for attention - or something....
        One great thing about me, Claude Whitacre, is that I do not crave attention. An every time I see a post about someone craving attention...and my name isn't mentioned...I, Claude Whitacre, will post to correct the problem. Please ignore me, Claude Whitacre, because I do not need the attention.

        This post is typical of what you get from me, Claude Whitacre, when I suffer from Dan Riffle insult withdrawals. Quick! Somebody insult me, and make it good.
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          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          One great thing about me, Claude Whitacre, is that I do not crave attention. An every time I see a post about someone craving attention...and my name isn't mentioned...I, Claude Whitacre, will post to correct the problem. Please ignore me, Claude Whitacre, because I do not need the attention.

          This post is typical of what you get from me, Claude Whitacre, when I suffer from Dan Riffle insult withdrawals. Quick! Somebody insult me, and make it good.
          The only combat exercise Claude ever gets these days is in the ring around the toilet.

          Well it was short notice.
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          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
            Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

            The only combat exercise Claude ever gets these days is in the ring around the toilet.

            Well it was short notice.
            At my weight, it's the ring around the bathtub. It is harder to miss.

            Not a bad insult at all. You may be awarded with an "Honorary Goatee Of Orneriness" if Riffle doesn't make an appearance soon.
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      • Profile picture of the author AprilCT
        Originally Posted by Cali16 View Post

        Here's an idea. Perhaps Admin could create a subforum just for WC and JagSEO, since they both have a constant need for attention - or something....

        WC can post update threads about his mood, which seems to change by the minute depending on whether on not he showers or watches a movie, and JS can post his daily "social experiment" videos while making condescending commentary about people in general.

        Just a suggestion...
        The new place could be called the "Oft Topic" Forum
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        • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
          Originally Posted by Cali16 View Post

          Here's an idea. Perhaps Admin could create a subforum just for WC and JagSEO, since they both have a constant need for attention - or something....

          WC can post update threads about his mood, which seems to change by the minute depending on whether on not he showers or watches a movie, and JS can post his daily "social experiment" videos while making condescending commentary about people in general.

          Just a suggestion...
          No, doubt the next one will be...

          Re: Re: Dammit I feel bad tonite?

          And involve another bottle of red stuff, and a plate of chicken breasts?

          And kick other members who are relatively positive, after all that is a sure fire way to cure depression?




          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          One great thing about me, Claude Whitacre, is that I do not crave attention. An every time I see a post about someone craving attention...and my name isn't mentioned...I, Claude Whitacre, will post to correct the problem. Please ignore me, Claude Whitacre, because I do not need the attention.

          This post is typical of what you get from me, Claude Whitacre, when I suffer from Dan Riffle insult withdrawals. Quick! Somebody insult me, and make it good.


          Cat's, humans, no difference!



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      • Profile picture of the author JagSEO
        Originally Posted by Cali16 View Post

        Here's an idea. Perhaps Admin could create a subforum just for WC and JagSEO, since they both have a constant need for attention - or something....

        WC can post update threads about his mood, which seems to change by the minute depending on whether on not he showers or watches a movie, and JS can post his daily "social experiment" videos while making condescending commentary about people in general.

        Just a suggestion...
        That's funny Cali16, Well I don't know how to feel about what you said but I say thank you nonetheless.
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    I'd feel good if I had some watermelon, too. You guys are cranky, ya know it? Get some exercise and take a nap, would ya everyone?
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    Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post


    Dammit I feel god tonite!
    Fixed that for you, oh great Lord.
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  • Profile picture of the author TimPhelan
    Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

    and two wedges of cool sweet watermelon.
    My favorite are the seedless GMO watermelons. When they came out with those I was sold on GMOs.
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  • Profile picture of the author WalkingCarpet
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    Feel good tonite as well
    Gonna have some watermealon and watch some Jim Carrey
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    It's Friday night (well, here in the US anyhow). You're supposed ta fill that watermelon full of Everclear or 151 rum and keefer oil and let it soak until Saturday night. Cut several straw holes in it depending on the number of people imbibing and insert straws deep enough to hit the center of the melon. Serve chilled. Of course if you're not chill already when you serve it, you'll be real chill very shortly. Something I learned in fluids 201 and recreational pharmacology at U of M.

    You're welcome.
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  • Profile picture of the author WalkingCarpet
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    Can I fill it with Red Wine??
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    • Profile picture of the author HeySal
      Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

      Can I fill it with Red Wine??
      There are no rules. You don't even need to use watermelon. Oranges are good, too, and they make a personal size serving. Women like tasteful and creative little surprises like that. I know you believe in biceps, but like I said - dime a dozen - but imagination can take her places she's never been. I knew people that liked spiked cantaloupe, and pineapples, too. There are no rules - live a little.
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