Yet Another Reason I'm Glad I Left Town

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What a crappy thing to do:

Akron Police searching for someone who pooped on 19 parked cars - newsnet5.com Cleveland


I hope this guy doesn't start a movement.
  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    I bet the police are using a stool pigeon to help them locate the perp.

    Let the crap jokes begin.....
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  • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
    Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

    What a crappy thing to do:

    Akron Police searching for someone who pooped on 19 parked cars - newsnet5.com Cleveland


    I hope this guy doesn't start a movement.
    I bet Shane fed him a bowel of Cornflakes an that's why he did the the automotive Hershey squirts thing, he really needed to go fast.

    Terra
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  • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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    Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

    What a crappy thing to do: I hope this guy doesn't start a movement.
    That shit, I mean ship has already sailed.

    Cheers. - Frank
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    I think they're about ready to list him as Public Enima #2
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      I think they're about ready to list him as Public Enima #2

      Agreed. Hopefully, he'll get pinched soon.
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    I'm surprised this thread hasn't brought Jared back yet.



    (old timers will know what I mean by that.)
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  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

    What a crappy thing to do:

    Akron Police searching for someone who pooped on 19 parked cars - newsnet5.com Cleveland


    I hope this guy doesn't start a movement.
    Dan; I read Yet Another Reason I'm Glad I Left Town by Dan Riffle...My first thought was "You aren't the only one"...........and then realized you were still here. You got my hopes up, only to dash them.
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    • Profile picture of the author Formal Shorts
      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      Dan; I read Yet Another Reason I'm Glad I Left Town by Dan Riffle...My first thought was "You aren't the only one"...........and then realized you were still here. You got my hopes up, only to pebble dash them.


      Just to keep the theme going...
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    The Office - The Carpet: Episode 14

    Someone poops on the office floor.
    • Pam: Somebody did something bad to Michael’s carpet. Maybe that’s all we need to know.
    • Michael: I am a victim of a hate crime. Stanley knows what I’m talking about.
    • Stanley: That’s not what a hate crime is.
    • Michael: Well I hated it!
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    • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by Mike Anthony View Post

        Probably a new WF member with what he thinks is a revolutionary idea for a polish ingredient.

        If so, he's found a great place to source inventory.
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        Raising a child is akin to knowing you're getting fired in 18 years and having to train your replacement without actively sabotaging them.

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        • Profile picture of the author AprilCT
          I'm amazed people still pull these stinky crap tricks. I remember a couple large businesses with people who were "frustrated artists" and decided to plaster the bathroom stalls with their "art work." At least the movement never seemed to catch on besides the original perps who, somehow, were never caught in the act. Totally bizarre behavior.
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  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
    Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

    What a crappy thing to do:

    Akron Police searching for someone who pooped on 19 parked cars - newsnet5.com Cleveland


    I hope this guy doesn't start a movement.
    The guy certainly started a bowel movement
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  • Profile picture of the author TimPhelan
    The latest news is that the Cleveland PD is working on their best lead: skid marks left while getting away.
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