Real Men shave with one of these!

by WalkingCarpet Banned
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What do YOU use???
  • Profile picture of the author NRabosa
    Not a very smart choice, I'd rather have Sweeney Todd shave me if I'd go somehow that dangerous.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Lee,

      Ewwww! That's nasty, lol!

      I understand that growing beards and never shaving makes some men




      But seeing discarded whiskers all over the place early in the morning is just


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  • Profile picture of the author salegurus
    Don't know about real men but when i was in the Army a few of us were forced to shave with bricks because our platoon Sergeant said we obviously did not know how to use razors...

    I can tell you no hair was removed but our faces were red raw at the end of it... Did we forget to present ourselves with clean shaven faces ever again... NOPE!
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Men shave because they aren't brave enough to do wax.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Men shave because they aren't brave enough to do wax.

      Women wax, because they aren't brave enough to go out in public with hairy legs.
      Neener, neener, neener!
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      • Profile picture of the author HeySal
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        Women wax, because they aren't brave enough to go out in public with hairy legs.
        Neener, neener, neener!
        Mmmm. Okay. That explains the publicly viewed parts waxing.
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        • Profile picture of the author Kay King
          Real men don't have posters of light sabers hanging on their walls.
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          • Profile picture of the author HeySal
            Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

            Real men don't have posters of light sabers hanging on their walls.
            You'd be surprised at the star wars stuff you'll find hiding in a real man's cave. Everybody wants to be a Jedi.
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            • Profile picture of the author WalkingCarpet
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              Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

              You'd be surprised at the star wars stuff you'll find hiding in a real man's cave. Everybody wants to be a Jedi.
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              • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
                Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

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                I am surprised that you put that one up again, after l found it, and put it on the deleted, "WC, Dredging up the Past" or something like that thread!

                Hopefully you have beeped some of it, and bought yourself a new fridge, and some T-shirts!

                And shown more respect for your evil, minion neighbors, including the kids that keep throwing rocks at your place, on the weekends!

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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    WC - Is it normal for your area to have bars on the windows? That would freak me out. The foliage there is so lush. It made my head tilt to see all that lush foliage, then the pic of the lone tree on a prairie - the contrast was a tad bit of a juxtaposition.
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    • Profile picture of the author WalkingCarpet
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      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      WC - Is it normal for your area to have bars on the windows? That would freak me out. The foliage there is so lush. It made my head tilt to see all that lush foliage, then the pic of the lone tree on a prairie - the contrast was a tad bit of a juxtaposition.
      Yep all houses have bars on windows. Don't want no druggies and whackjob crashing in.
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      • Profile picture of the author Kay King
        I wondered about the window bars - didn't know if it was to keep people out...or keep people in.
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  • Profile picture of the author onSubie
    Real men don't shave...





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