This Danish professor wants his students to watch porn in class

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This Danish professor wants his students to watch porn in class - Salon.com
  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    So Claude, Dan, and WC are all going to Denmark, huh?
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      So Claude, Dan, and WC are all going to Denmark, huh?
      I don't need student loans to watch porn. I can do that from the cozy comfort of my own crawlspace for free.
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      • Profile picture of the author onSubie
        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        I don't need student loans to watch porn. I can do that from the cozy comfort of my own crawlspace for free.
        You don't need student loans. University is free in Denmark.

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        • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
          Originally Posted by onSubie View Post

          You don't need student loans. University is free in Denmark.

          Tuition Fees & Scholarships

          The joke was bad enough without your assistance.
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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      So Claude, Dan, and WC are all going to Denmark, huh?
      Nah, they make their own porn for export to Denmark.
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      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
        Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

        Nah, they make their own porn for export to Denmark.
        Claude told me the bubble wrap fetish market has been a huge success in Denmark. He wraps and ships his DVD's in bubble wrap and they think they are getting a free gift.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      So Claude, Dan, and WC are all going to Denmark, huh?

      Nope, just PositiveNegative.

      See?

      Positive
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      Sorry PN, I just could not help myself with that one. =D


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    • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      So Claude, Dan, and WC are all going to Denmark, huh?
      Call me naive, but I thought they just did regular tyoe business.
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

      I could use a steak just about now
      Got you thinking about T-Bones again eh!
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  • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
    If it were in the USA, I can see the "My Professor got me addicted to porn" lawsuit.
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  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    My MARRIED uncle, at one point, I think even in front of his wife, spoke of a woman that regularly bikes around where they live, TOPLESS! Or DID he say nude? Anyway, they seem to care a LOT less about that sort of thing.

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  • Profile picture of the author ElHomer1337
    Teachers ******* students, watching porn in class,...why didn't this stuff happen, when I went to school. Checking out xhamster in college sounds like fun :p
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  • Profile picture of the author mooree69
    Thats amazing! How a teacher allows students to watch porns in class?
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      I don't think porn should be shown in class.


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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        A secret report has just come out about Monsanto, corn, and GMOs.

        Monsanto has been genetically altering the word corn, specifically the "c" gene. They have successfully converted the "c" ino a "p".

        Monsanto, in one bold move, has converted corn into porn.

        No longer will we be able to enjoy cornbread...now, we will be eating pornbread.

        Nobody knows the lasting effects of this "porn", but initial reports claim it isn't nutritious....but it is relaxing.

        More to come.....because of porn.
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        • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          A secret report has just come out about Monsanto, corn, and GMOs.

          Monsanto has been genetically altering the word corn, specifically the "c" gene. They have successfully converted the "c" ino a "p".

          Monsanto, in one bold move, has converted corn into porn.

          No longer will we be able to enjoy cornbread...now, we will be eating pornbread.

          Nobody knows the lasting effects of this "porn", but initial reports claim it isn't nutritious....but it is relaxing.

          More to come.....because of porn.
          I don't care how many advertising dollars they put behind it, I'm never buying porn syrup, high fructose or otherwise.
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        • Profile picture of the author ThomM
          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          A secret report has just come out about Monsanto, corn, and GMOs.

          Monsanto has been genetically altering the word corn, specifically the "c" gene. They have successfully converted the "c" ino a "p".

          Monsanto, in one bold move, has converted corn into porn.

          No longer will we be able to enjoy cornbread...now, we will be eating pornbread.

          Nobody knows the lasting effects of this "porn", but initial reports claim it isn't nutritious....but it is relaxing.

          More to come.....because of porn.
          So many jokes, so little time

          You know that little squirt of juice you get when you bite into a kernel of good fresh sweet corn?
          That's the set up, ya'll can make your own jokes.
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  • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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    Like they don't already watch porn. I think the Professor wants to watch porn instead of teaching class so he advocates adding it to the curriculum.

    Studies show that 99 percent of boys and 86 percent of girls in Scandinavia have already viewed pornographic films by the time they’re 16.
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    • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
      I heard of another report where younger people make love like porn actors because they all watch it.

      I was in a bar and over heard 24ish year old women/girls describing themselves as MILFs because they've had kids.

      Some days I feel like I am from another planet.


      Originally Posted by sbucciarel View Post

      Like they don't already watch porn. I think the Professor wants to watch porn instead of teaching class so he advocates adding it to the curriculum.

      Studies show that 99 percent of boys and 86 percent of girls in Scandinavia have already viewed pornographic films by the time they're 16.
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      • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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        Originally Posted by bizgrower View Post

        I heard of another report where younger people make love like porn actors because they all watch it.

        I was in a bar and over heard 24ish year old women/girls describing themselves as MILFs because they've had kids.

        Some days I feel like I am from another planet.
        Thing is, porn isn't even close to what intimacy looks like in the real world between partners who care about each other. I don't think it really has a legitimate role in a sex ed class. It's not like people can't find it if they find it useful in some way, but for sex education, maybe they should stick to real life situations.

        Porn looks "wild and exciting" and men often become addicted to watching it. They become desensitized to it over time and require more and more graphic porn. Everything else, including sex with their real partners pales in comparison. Tell me that's good for relationships. Not all women are going to f$%k like a porn star.
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        • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
          Originally Posted by sbucciarel View Post

          Thing is, porn isn't even close to what intimacy looks like in the real world between partners who care about each other. I don't think it really has a legitimate role in a sex ed class. It's not like people can't find it if they find it useful in some way, but for sex education, maybe they should stick to real life situations.

          Porn looks "wild and exciting" and men often become addicted to watching it. They become desensitized to it over time and require more and more graphic porn. Everything else, including sex with their real partners pales in comparison. Tell me that's good for relationships. Not all women are going to f$%k like a porn star.
          Exactly what is weird if the other report I mentioned is true.
          As I recall, it seemed to say that both young women and young men
          are using porn as the model.

          I could be wrong, but I would guess that more men of all ages watch porn than women.

          I do see a conflict where young men try to go at it like porn and the young woman is going "Are
          you kidding me?" Or worse.

          I also agree that porn for sex ed is out of place.
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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by sbucciarel View Post

          Thing is, porn isn't even close to what intimacy looks like in the real world between partners who care about each other. I don't think it really has a legitimate role in a sex ed class. It's not like people can't find it if they find it useful in some way, but for sex education, maybe they should stick to real life situations.

          Porn looks "wild and exciting" and men often become addicted to watching it. They become desensitized to it over time and require more and more graphic porn. Everything else, including sex with their real partners pales in comparison. Tell me that's good for relationships. Not all women are going to f$%k like a porn star.
          I have never watched porn before simply because I never wanted to and still don't.

          Having said that, I've heard about it and am comfortable with the decision I have made and could not agree with what you said more!

          Porn is not a normal, loving, intimate relationship at all, which is all I ever wanted and got, so, I'm good for life.


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  • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
    Corny porn jokes or porny corn jokes?
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  • Profile picture of the author TLTheLiberator
    Hopefully they're not getting in the rough porn stuff.
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  • Profile picture of the author Barry Unruh
    I loved this part at the end of the story:

    Students also seem to be on board with the proposal. “I think you could get something out of it – for example the difference between real love between two people who have sex and hard porn and orgies from the US,” a ninth grade Danish student
    Who needs to go to Denmark. I never knew the Danes were jealous of all of our porn and orgies, and here I thought Americans were jealous of their legalized prostitution and plans to show porn in the classroom...
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    • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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      Originally Posted by Barry Unruh View Post

      II never knew the Danes were jealous of all of our porn and orgies
      ... so, where are all the orgies.
      Just asking
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