Best pick up line you've used or been used on you?

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Need a good pick up line kids.
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    pick up lines


    Terra
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      Which one do you best respond to??
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    hello .
  • I'm more interested in comebacks, pickup lines don't have a high success rate. It's what appeases (and apparently teases) the girl.
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  • Does this smell like Ether?
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  • How you meeting these women, if you search tinder pick up line and say some of them to pick up a girl in a club your be my hero
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    • It fascinates me that there are still grown men that think that if you say the right "Pick up line", that a woman will say, "You are so clever. Let's have sex".

      Why not just talk to a woman like a person, that you want to talk to. Amazingly, that works.
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  • Try this:


    "Pardon me, miss. Where is the restroom? I have to take a massive dump."


    Works. Every. Time.
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    • Every morning a young farm laborer would see the farmers daughter making her way to the outside toilet just past the stables, she was beautiful and always smiled at him.

      After many weeks this painfully shy young man plucked up the courage to speak to her.

      Good morning, he said, good morning, she said back, it's a beautiful day, he said, yes it is, she replied...

      Long silence as he struggled to overcome his shyness...

      Finally he said... Er, did you have a nice Sh%T
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    • I find that having something in common helps. Try for something universal. For example;

      "I hate Dan Riffle. You hate Dan Riffle too? I had no idea. Let's have sex".

      This has never failed to work.
    • OMG! Riffle you are as sick as Claude.

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  • Or this: Hi, I'm Claude. I don't have muscles or hair, but I have bubblewrap back at my place. Let's get away from this dump.
  • This is a 100% true story.


    I was drinking with a buddy in a dark, little bar. This chick sits down next to me. She's a bit larger than I like. I don't mean heavy, just larger framed, but not unattractive. Think female basketball player.


    We exchanged pleasantries and I go back to talking to my friend. As I'm in the middle of telling a story, I feel a hand clamp down on my netherbits. I turn my head and she looks me dead in the eye and says, "My car's outside. You game?"


    A million thoughts flooded through my mind in a quarter of a second. The final though was, "I'm not 100% sure this is actually a woman." The first words to blurt out of my mouth? "Uh, I'm a Protestant." Which was strange because I don't consider myself religious.


    This lead to 15 minutes of the strangest conversation of my life. As I got up to leave, she pulled me aside (with a little more strength than was expected...) and said she'd be back at the bar the same time next week and would bring a friend and that we could "make things interesting."


    To this day, I'm not sure if I missed out on a threesome or my own murder.
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      Yeah I would've been scared stiff too
    • I remember. I walked out thinking "I'm a Protestant"?
    • Probably a threesome :p
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    • I'm glad you didn't find out.
      This story is true, but not as dangerous as yours.

      Same thing, I'm in a bar..beautiful tall German woman comes up to me and says "Let's go. My car is outside". So I went. I was maybe 27 years old.

      She takes me to another bar...way off the beaten path..that she owns. and starts asking me what I want to drink. We had a few drinks, and she asks me what I want to eat. She's acting like a completely different woman now. She was very suggestive...and now she acts like I'm a regular customer. I mentioned, "I thought you wanted...". She whispered, "Later, after we close"

      It took about half an hour for it to sink in. She was charging me for everything. And the way she got men to her bar, was to pick them up. There was another guy at the bar....just sitting there..looking lost. So I asked him...and Yup, she did the same thing to him.

      Of course, neither of us had a car with us. He was really upset. I started laughing, and told her I was leaving. "Not until you pay your bill". Of course, everything she ordered was on it too. I paid it, and the other guy and I shared a cab.

      Weird experience.

      Added later; I couldn't remember the name, but I found it. It's called Erika's, and it's in Doylestown Ohio. Still in business.
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  • I've been a dating coach for well over a decade and with thousands of hours logged in the field, I can definitely say that pick up lines don't work. What's more effective is learning about social dynamics and what people respond to and improving yourself, becoming a man that's naturally attractive to women.

    The best in the business at the moment is right at RealSocialDynamics.com.

    Nobody breaks down the art of the pick up better than these guys. There's so much free content on their site and in their forum, you can spend months in there and still not absorb it all. I've gone out with some of their best and they blow me away at some of the things they are able to do in the field.

    On of the founders, Owen (aka Tyler) has gone out in the field probably more than anyone else I've ever met. Same with Jeffy and some of the other guys because they teach this stuff every weekend.

    I think you'll enjoy the site Walking Carpet; it will most definitely tighten up your game.

    Enjoy!

    RoD
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    • Here's one that worked on me. I was at a party and met this tall beautiful Chinese woman with jet black hair down to her waist. She had on a short dress with a plunging neckline. She had a real sweet accent and these are the two sentences that worked magic on me: "I'm not wearing any underwear." and "I'm a nymphomaniac!". A few minutes later we went outside to my car and I confirmed the first sentence and I spent the next three or four months confirming the second.

      I'm not sure if these lines will work for you though, WC.
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  • This one isn't as spooky as Dan's either, but funny!

    Years ago, my date and I were sitting at a bar chatting and this woman sits down next to me. There are many open stools at the bar. She pulls out a cigarette and taps me on the shoulder. "You got a light?"

    My date, grabs a book of matches and with one hand opens the matches, bends a match over and strikes it. While it's igniting slides it across the bar and it lands directly in front of the woman. The match is still lit and the woman picks it up and lights her smoke. She looks at my date. My date is just smiling at her. Woman got up and moved. My date never said a word.

    LG
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  • I use to have a system for this... but my girlfriend would KILL me if she read my post here and I told you! lol


    I will say this much though, if you hang out where women ARE, and where they are looking to hook up with people, and you hang out there CONSISTENTLY, in the same place... you wont need any lines.


    If you are consistent, you could literally just stand in the same spot, and not move.

    The law of averages will eventually catch up and you will have numerous people who are interested in you, no matter what niche category of "types" you fall into. Someone will approach you, because there is a "type" for every niche.


    Whether you are:


    The loud funny type
    The quiet shy type
    The tattooed type
    The clean cut type
    The metro sexual type
    The macho type...
    The Mr. Perosnality type
    The "NO" personality type.

    Someone will like you just for that reason.


    It's the law.


    The key is that you have to be in a high female traffic area.

    Cant get any women at home hangin out on the WF though.
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    • Gee, John, let me guess. You played guitar in a band?
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  • Okay you got me... but that's just a "type". lol
  • True Story: I had a friend who was very direct. He's just walk up to girls in a bar and if they wanted to have sex. Some would say "Yeah, but not with you."

    He also got slapped a lot.

    He also had more sex than most guys.

    Here's another pick up line that works on Tim...

    "Hi."

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    • Was your "friend's" name Dennis?
    • Are you trying to seduce me, Dennis?
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  • 1945 to 1963 Most effective pickup line (won't say where) $2.00
  • Terra...You are the Warrior Forum's Claude Whisperer...Can you please do something about Claude? Pretty Please?
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    • Well, I'm not sure about that, but what the heck? I could give it a shot...

      They say if you want someone's attention, just whisper...

      Psssst, Claude...

      Follow me you naughty boy...




      It is said that the magic is in the hole of these magic donuts.



      Uh, how was that? LOL!


      Terra
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  • Pick-up line? Why not use a net?
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    Ok if I had to choose a line I'd say something like...
    'Nice dress babe. *pause* Bet you look better without it'.
    Something I made up.
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  • Best way to pick up Claude?


    A combination of cranes, forklifts, and a series of pulleys and levers.
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    • I've lost weight. The levers are no longer necessary.
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    Children. children. Calm down now.
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  • Well I've learned quite a few tips from this....


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    • I remember, I had to shave my legs for that photo.
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  • Well, let's see if I can get this thread back on track. When I was single I was quite successful with the ladies. Here's one of my best pick-up lines:

    Hi, I'm new in town. Will you be my girlfriend until I can find someone better?

    You're welcome, WC.
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  • Scene: at the bar.


    My buddy to attractive girl at said bar: "Say, how do you like your eggs in the morning?"

    Attractive girl: "Unfertilized."

    Me: *beer coming out of my nose in fit of laughter*

    He is now happily married. I made sure to bring this story up during my best man toast at his wedding.
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  • Hi

    The best pickup line in the world if you can pull it off
  • your friends tell me I'd be good for you
  • I sad "Hi", she sad "Hi" back.

    3,5 years later we are married and have a beautiful son.

    So in my case just HI is good enough.
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