Answer to All Newbie Questions [HUMOR]

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  • How do I get massive traffic?
  • Schedule an important appointment (job interview, sales call on a big-spending client who HATES it when people are late, etc.) right around a big school during the morning rush hour. Guaranteed massive traffic!
  • How can I make lots of money/six figures per year?
  • Marry up. WAAAAAY up.
  • How can I make $50/$100/$200/$500/$1,000 a day?
  • I can think of a few ways, but this is a family friendly forum.
  • How should I do hosting?
  • Try Ritz crackers with Cheez-It. Your guests will love it. And if you want to get a little fancy, add a small piece of sliced olive.
  • How do I build a list?
  • With a pen and paper.
  • What can I do with $100/$200/$500?
  • Um, start by sending it to ME!
  • Please help me!
  • You sound beyond help...
#funny #humor
  • Profile picture of the author butters
    Id also like to add me to the list for people they may spend money on im way better!!
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    • Profile picture of the author seasoned
      Originally Posted by butters View Post

      Id also like to add me to the list for people they may spend money on im way better!!
      HEY GUYS, DON'T FORGET ME!?!?!?!?

      Steve
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      • Profile picture of the author butters
        Originally Posted by seasoned View Post

        HEY GUYS, DON'T FORGET ME!?!?!?!?

        Steve
        Sorry your not on the list im a student so I deserve it :p
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