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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

So what should the moral of the story be?

Terra

Shoot your competitors.

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tagiscom 9 years ago

White men, can't run?
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MissTerraK 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Shoot your competitors.

Ha! I was thinking more along the lines of

Pride Comes Before a Fall or

When men will not be reasoned out of a vanity, they must be ridiculed out of it.

Terra
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- Kay King 9 years ago
  
  When men will not be reasoned out of a vanity, they must be ridiculed out of it.
  
  Yup - and that's where we (women) come into our own.... Somebody's gotta do it...
  
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  whateverpedia 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kay King
  
  Yup - and that's where we (women) come into our own..
  
  I thought that was the entire reason for your existence (he says as he runs away quickly).
  
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  MissTerraK 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kay King
  
  Yup - and that's where we (women) come into our own.... Somebody's gotta do it...
  
  Crapola! I'm out of thanks already.
  
  But I love it!
  
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  discrat 9 years ago
  
  Miss Terra takes a sabbatical in Terraville then she comes back with guns firing thinking she can start Threads left and right these days
  
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Dan Riffle

9 years ago

Moral: If you're an Oregon Duck and expect to win, don't.

(This moral brought to you by The Ohio State Buckeyes and that really fast guy in the video)

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whateverpedia

9 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

So what should the moral of the story be?

Something about counting chickens before they've hatched springs to mind.

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Why do garden gnomes smell so bad?

So that blind people can hate them as well.

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HeySal

9 years ago

Everybody had good "lessons" for this story, but it still would have been funnier if he'd tripped and fallen on his face.

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sbucciarel

Banned 9 years ago

Ha ... and I thought the thread meant that you finally got a puppy. lol

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Dennis Gaskill

9 years ago

Originally Posted by sbucciarel

Ha ... and I thought the thread meant that you finally got a puppy. lol

Speaking of puppies (sorry for using you as a segue, Sue)...

Terra, didn't I read someone on here that you're getting a teacup poodle? I can't find it - so perhaps my wife has finally driven me crazy.

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MissTerraK

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

Speaking of puppies (sorry for using you as a segue, Sue)...

Terra, didn't I read someone on here that you're getting a teacup poodle? I can't find it - so perhaps my wife has finally driven me crazy.

LOL Dennis.

Sorry, but I never even considered a teacup poodle. I think someone, maybe Biz, recommended it when we weren't certain if I was allergic.

Or it may have been when someone, sorry I don't remember his name, (Tim something?) only that he was from across the pond

, showed a picture of a tiny white puppy.

You probably just mixed up the two discussions.

Terra

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Dan Riffle

9 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

LOL Dennis.

Sorry, but I never even considered a teacup poodle. I think someone, maybe Biz, recommended it when we weren't certain if I was allergic.

Or it may have been when someone, sorry I don't remember his name, (Tim something?) only that he was from across the pond

, showed a picture of a tiny white puppy.

You probably just just mixed up the two discussions.

Terra

Terra, that isn't a dog. It's a living snowball. They're common in deep recesses of the artic. I understand your confusion.

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MissTerraK 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Terra, that isn't a dog. It's a living snowball. They're common in deep recesses of the artic. I understand your confusion.

Haha! I first thought it was a baby seal, lol.

But it is actually a Teacup Pomeranian.

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MissTerraK

9 years ago

Originally Posted by sbucciarel

Ha ... and I thought the thread meant that you finally got a puppy. lol

Haha!

It won't be too much longer now though, May is right around the corner.

Terra

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lanfear63

9 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Haha!

It won't be too much longer now though, May is right around the corner.

Terra

You have kept us waiting about this dog thing long enough. It's always soon, soon, perhaps May. May 2016? Why not NOW! Just go down to the pound and come home with one! Do it now! Why wait?

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tagiscom 9 years ago

Be honest with us Terra, it is really a Tribble with photoshopped eyes?

I know a Tribble when l see one!

PS don't feed them GMO wheat, or it will be the end of civilization as we know it, LOL!
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MissTerraK

9 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

You have kept us waiting about this dog thing long enough. It's always soon, soon, perhaps May. May 2016? Why not NOW! Just go down to the pound and come home with one! Do it now! Why wait?

And you think you have been waiting long enough?

Believe me, if it were up to me and me alone, I would have had a puppy a long time ago! But I do have hubby to contend with and we compromise and come to agreements.

I know it may sound ridiculous to you, but the street runs two ways. If we were allowed to just get whatever we wanted whenever we wanted, the whole four acres would be full of race cars, motorcycles, go carts and tons of work in progresses to see how fast something can go on things that weren't designed to go fast at all. Not to mention all of the tools needed for these projects.

It's frustrating at best, but it's a system that works for me. If this system weren't in place I highly doubt our marriage would have lasted this long. Compromise works wonders in marriages.

And just so you know, my birthday is May 10th and I do believe my puppy is going to be my birthday present.

Terra

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lanfear63

9 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

And you think you have been waiting long enough?

Believe me, if it were up to me and me alone, I would have had a puppy a long time ago! But I do have hubby to contend with and we compromise and come to agreements.

I know it may sound ridiculous to you, but the street runs two ways. If we were allowed to just get whatever we wanted whenever we wanted, the whole four acres would be full of race cars, motorcycles, go carts and tons of work in progresses to see how fast something can go on things that weren't designed to go fast at all. Not to mention all of the tools needed for these projects.

It's frustrating at best, but it's a system that works for me. If this system weren't in place I highly doubt our marriage would have lasted this long. Compromise works wonders in marriages.

And just so you know, my birthday is May 10th and I do believe my puppy is going to be my birthday present.

Terra

I can see the disappointment on your face when you unwrap the Japanese robot iDog on May 10th., despite it being pink colored. :-) I hope he does the right thing.

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MissTerraK

9 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

I can see the disappointment on your face when you unwrap the Japanese robot iDog on May 10th., despite it being pink colored. :-) I hope he does the right thing.

Can you see the disappointment on his face with what I would do next? LOL!

He knows better than that! And we are going to go and get the puppy together.

Terra

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bizgrower 9 years ago

Originally Posted by sbucciarel

Ha ... and I thought the thread meant that you finally got a puppy. lol

Exactly my thoughts.
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Floyd Fisher

9 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

So what should the moral of the story be?

Terra

I've always thought of this moral.

(after all, you never know when the other guy is going to screw up

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HeySal

9 years ago

That's not a dog - it's a rodent. Get yourself something 50 - 250 lbs. Then you'll have a dog.

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Dan Riffle 9 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

That's not a dog - it's a rodent. Get yourself something 50 - 250 lbs. Then you'll have a dog.

I showed that picture to my dogs and, while they weren't sure what it was, they both agreed that it looks delicious.
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- Kay King 9 years ago
  
  I've almost always had big dogs - the smallest, Doodah, was about 35 lbs but his personality was "big dog".
  
  I'm volunteering at an adoption shelter (a no kill shelter) where I go a few hours a week to walk and play with the dogs. Yesterday I walked a small little girl and what a sweetheart. I guess she's the kind of pooch that makes people love little dogs.
  
  Couldn't help but think what a great way that would be to find a new pooch if I was ready to adopt. I walked 3 dogs yesterday and the first two would have caught my eye if I were looking for a dog. The third one, though not as flashy, had the personality, ability to learn quickly and a desire to please people that will made her an outstanding pet for some lucky person. Had I not spent a bit of time walking her - I wouldn't not have known that.
  
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butters

9 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

So what should the moral of the story be?

Terra

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Don't run and just go to the pub??? Thinki may take this moral and get an early start since it's hot out

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msdobe

9 years ago

After a stunt like that he definitely deserved to lose!!

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Ken Leatherman

9 years ago

Moral of this story...

He will never live it down

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bizgrower

9 years ago

It seems like there is more of this early celebration stuff going on.
Didn't it happen a few times this NFL season?

Kids these days, I tell ya'.

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bizgrower

9 years ago

What is this word compromise?

Tim Allen's Home Improvement Grunt - YouTube

Besides stuff that goes fast and tools, what else does one do with four acres?

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Dan Riffle 9 years ago

Originally Posted by bizgrower

Besides stuff that goes fast and tools, what else does one do with four acres?

Hide the bodies.
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MissTerraK 9 years ago

Originally Posted by bizgrower

Besides stuff that goes fast and tools, what else does one do with four acres?

Romp and play with puppies!

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What A Weiner, LOL!

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