Best Answers to the "What You Do For a Living?" Question
So I was reading this thread here:
Why Am I A LOSER Who Needs To Get A "REAL JOB"
And though we could have a little fun with it.
You know when you go to meet some friends, or friends of your friends, or to a party or whatever, when you meet someone new, at some point people ask you:
So I will start by listing two of my favorites:
"I'm a drug dealer actually, and I must say I am pretty successful at it. Can I get you something?" (it gets even more funny when they say they don't do drugs and I answer: "No I was talking about the drinks... Can I get you a drink? - this works with women on parties for example...)
"I work on the internet, I run a couple of adult websites..." And then they ask, in shock: "Adult websites? What kind of adult websites?" And they I answer in a way that seems very natural "Porn! You know, shoot a couple of movies with some girls and guys... Actually I have been using my house lately to do this due to budget cuts, you know the damn crisis gets us all!" (this worked very well a couple of months ago when the crisis was at its peak ;D)
I think I can come up with some more but would like to hear some from you guys... Let's have some fun :p
Best
James
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