How to get away with murder?

HeySal

9 years ago

It's easy in the US. Just get a post as a politician or a cop.

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet

So you killed someone and now wanna escape the cops??
Go hide behind a police station!
That's the last place they'll ever look.

Do you know why it's the last place they will look? Because, when they find you...they stop looking.

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allegandro

9 years ago

Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet

So you killed someone and now wanna escape the cops??
Go hide behind a police station!
That's the last place they'll ever look.

What if the cops never found out it were you? Maybe think before you kill.
Much better as hide after you murder....

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Doran Peck

9 years ago

Oh dang...I thought this was going to be a tutorial.

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Perhaps.....and this isn't really any of my business.....you might want to consider not killing someone.

I've found my life was much less complicated, when I decided not to kill people.

Just a suggestion.

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BigFrank Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I've found my life was much less complicated, when I decided not to kill people.

Seriously? I have found that the more people I can kill and successfully dispose of, the less complicated my life is. People are such an annoyance. Having to take care of my mother was the absolute worst. All I ever heard was, "Please feed me" or "Water, water' and the one that really drove me up a wall, "I have to take my heart medication." PITA.

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lanfear63

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Perhaps.....and this isn't really any of my business.....you might want to consider not killing someone.

I've found my life was much less complicated, when I decided not to kill people.

Just a suggestion.

You discovered that Stinging Wallets was much more satisfying. :-)

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

You discovered that Stinging Wallets was much more satisfying. :-)

"Stinging wallets"? In America, we call it "Slagging the monty bills". Ask anyone.

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lanfear63

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

"Stinging wallets"? In America, we call it "Slagging the monty bills". Ask anyone.

You made that up, the mighty Google had never heard of the expression. And that's the end of it!

Incidently, saw Ex Machina over the weekend and was wondering where I could lay my hands on some of the earlier models? ( A friend wants to know )

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

You made that up, the mighty Google had never heard of the expression. And that's the end of it!

Incidently, saw Ex Machina over the weekend and was wondering where I could lay my hands on some of the earlier models? ( A friend wants to know )

You mean the earlier uni-sex robots?

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rosario1990

9 years ago

I think last place is jail custody.

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WalkingCarpet

Banned 9 years ago

I'd like to to stick my meat cleaver in Joseph's shiny dome.

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lanfear63 9 years ago

Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet

I'd like to to stick my meat cleaver in Joseph's shiny dome.

We all have our names for it.
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Claude Whitacre 9 years ago

Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet

I'd like to to stick my meat cleaver in Joseph's shiny dome.

Poetry...pure poetry.

I was thinking of you, when I wrote this Haiku...

There once was a man from Sri Lanka
Drop dead.
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- David Beroff 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  Poetry...pure poetry.
  
  I was thinking of you, when I wrote this Haiku...
  
  There once was a man from Sri Lanka
  Drop dead.
  
  Haiku has certain structure:
  "Seven, five, seven."
  You started a limerick!
  
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  Frank Donovan 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by David Beroff
  
  Haiku has certain structure:
  "Seven, five, seven."
  You started a limerick!
  
  There was a young man from Peru
  Whose limericks stopped at line two
  
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  Claude Whitacre 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by David Beroff
  
  Haiku has certain structure:
  "Seven, five, seven."
  You started a limerick!
  
  David;
  
  I know, I know....
  
  it's off to work we go.
  
  David; Truthfully, the fact that I said "Haiku", when it was a limerick...was part of the joke.
  
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  Dan Riffle 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  David;
  David; Truthfully, the fact that I said "Haiku", when it was a limerick...was part of the joke.
  
  David knew that. It was part of his joke. Awkward.
  
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  Claude Whitacre 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  David knew that. It was part of his joke. Awkward.
  
  I knew he knew that. David's a sharp guy. It wasn't like I was talking to you....
  
  But my knowing that he knew that...wasn't really part of the joke. I just ignored that knowledge, for the sake of the joke.
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  David knew that. It was part of his joke. Awkward.
  
  Ok, I have to admit...that was pretty clever.
  
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David Beroff

9 years ago

Thanks, Claude.

All this talk of haiku reminds me of my most famous one, that I had used as a software patch (below). (The "I", I believe is Erik Dorfman.)

Version 1.221 (2001/08/07)

I threatened in "INSTALLATION" to write an unflattering haiku about anyone who whined that I gave them insufficient information... but it turns out that I left out a crucial direction. D'OH! Thanks to David Beroff for the "patch" and the haiku...
Code:
Enough info there?
   Here's unflattering haiku:
Forgot the line, "make"!  ;-)

Source: IO-stringy - search.cpan.org

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awbenjamin1

9 years ago

If you are in Asia, You just need money.

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tagiscom 9 years ago

There once was a man from Sri-Lanka,
who had an unnatural urge to......

Best to end it there!
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sbucciarel

Banned 9 years ago

Well in Sri Lanka you can just hide in a mental institution can't you?

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BigFrank Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by sbucciarel

Well in Sri Lanka you can just hide in a mental institution can't you?

With the right lawyer, you can do that here.

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MontyVeda

9 years ago

How to get away with murder?

In the UK, simply use a motor vehicle as the weapon and make sure the victim is riding a bicycle... then just repeat 'i didn't see them', 'they came out of nowhere' ... it seems to work.

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