"Big Rock Candy Mountain" Parody - First 5 Copies FREE

One evening my campaigns were paused
due to the networks' shaving,
I got an email from a guy
For clicks he was not paying
He offered me for one low fee
The newest cashflow fountain
Give it a try, just click and buy
The Big Organic Mountain

With the Big Organic Mountain
It takes no time to rank
Every page will be all the rage
It's money in the bank
Your links will all be clicked on
The cash will just roll in
This thing's a blast
Make money fast
Click "order" now, this deal won't last
It's the Big Organic Mountain

Using Big Organic Mountain
You pick out any SERP
Just tell it where and boom it's there
You don't do any work
You don't need lots of keywords
And don't need one backlink
The page will climb
to rank one thru nine
Available now for a limited time
It's the Big Organic Mountain

Order Big Organic Mountain
It's all you'll ever need
Make a hundred thousand every month
Or more to suit your greed
The gurru's secret weapon
For people just like you
Uses every trick
that gets a click
Price might go up at midnight's tick
It's the Big Organic Mountain

From the "O Brother, Where Rankest Thou" soundtrack.