Actual complaints to travel agency. LOL

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Banned 9 years ago

The beach was too sandy.

Lmao...............................

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by bizgrower

Real Holiday complaints...Lost for words - Imgur

Knowing that people like this exist, makes my eventual death, much more palatable.

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perryny

9 years ago

So hard to pick a favorite, but...

12. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair."

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9 years ago

Originally Posted by perryny

So hard to pick a favorite, but...

12. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair."

Well, that is .......... for you! Their NORMAL solution is to disable those with the perceived advantage! SO, they can get a plane with the normal turboprops! They fly roughly about 1/3rd the speed, so the americans will take 9 hours to get home ALSO!!!!!! PROBLEM SOLVED! But what happens when the AMERICANS complain about how the brits got so much better treatment, and a faster plane?

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yukon Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Knowing that people like this exist, makes my eventual death, much more palatable.

The list reminds me of the writing on the side of wheelbarrow tires, not intended for highway use. Translation, someone at some point in time tried to use a wheelbarrow tire on a highway.
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lanfear63

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Knowing that people like this exist, makes my eventual death, much more palatable.

Claude's Complaints Book

I'm bringing this Shark back because it has no fins.

You said this Riccar had real goatee hair brushes but it does not Riffle well across the carpet.

This Dyson has no replacement bags and I'm not buying a new giant plastic jug every time I want to empty it.

You said that you would bubble wrap this last one on display because it had no box, but I never realized one of your staff would end up naked.

You said this robot vacuum cleaner had an HD camera on the top to find it's way around. I have since found footage of my husband and myself at it on the bed, online.

I did not appreciate your comment: " When the Redlight comes on its due to clogged Ho's"

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

Claude's Complaints Book

I'm bringing this Shark back because it has no fins.

You said this Riccar had real goatee hair brushes but it does not Riffle well across the carpet.

This Dyson has no replacement bags and I'm not buying a new giant plastic jug every time I want to empty it.

You said that you would bubble wrap this last one on display because it had no box, but I never realized one of your staff would end up naked.

You said this robot vacuum cleaner had an HD camera on the top to find it's way around. I have since found footage of my husband and myself at it on the bed, online.

I did not appreciate your comment: " When the Redlight comes on its due to clogged Ho's"

I had a couple bring back a high end vacuum cleaner. The cord was torn to shreds.
"This cord keeps laying on the floor, in the way of where I'm vacuuming".

I had to ask her a couple limes to explain what she meant. I couldn't believe what she meant. "This cord keeps getting in front of the vacuum, when I'm sweeping".

I said, "May I suggest you move the cord, and not vacuum over it?"

She said, "It's not my responsibility. You never told me that the cord would get in front of the vacuum".

I insisted that she just take her money back. If I had listened to her any more, my head would have exploded.

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Cali16 9 years ago

The really scary thing is that these individuals can reproduce...

(I'm hoping at least a few of those travel complaints were tongue in cheek!)
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yukon

Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I had a couple bring back a high end vacuum cleaner. The cord was torn to shreds.
"This cord keeps laying on the floor, in the way of where I'm vacuuming".

I had to ask her a couple limes to explain what she meant. I couldn't believe what she meant. "This cord keeps getting in front of the vacuum, when I'm sweeping".

I said, "May I suggest you move the cord, and not vacuum over it?"

She said, "It's not my responsibility. You never told me that the cord would get in front of the vacuum".

I insisted that she just take her money back. If I had listened to her any more, my head would have exploded.

You should have told her to have an electrician move the power outlet on the wall so it's behind the vacuum cleaner. Don't unplug the vacuum, just move the outlet, it's easier that way.

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bizgrower

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I had a couple bring back a high end vacuum cleaner. The cord was torn to shreds.
"This cord keeps laying on the floor, in the way of where I'm vacuuming".

I had to ask her a couple limes to explain what she meant. I couldn't believe what she meant. "This cord keeps getting in front of the vacuum, when I'm sweeping".

I said, "May I suggest you move the cord, and not vacuum over it?"

She said, "It's not my responsibility. You never told me that the cord would get in front of the vacuum".

I insisted that she just take her money back. If I had listened to her any more, my head would have exploded.

I think she, or one of her offspring, worked in housekeeping for me.

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Dan Riffle

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Knowing that people like this exist, makes my eventual death, much more palatable.

Knowing of your eventual death makes my existence much more palatable.

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Knowing of your eventual death makes my existence much more palatable.

Not to anyone else.

My wife suggested this morning that we go see The Avengers; Age Of Ultron, for the second time (fourth time for me). We went. It was one of the most endearing things she could do for me.

On the way home, she said, "I don't want to offend you, but I like the MARVEL movies better than Superman and Batman."

It was hilarious that she thought it would offend me. So I told her about the stupid exchange you and I had about MARVEL VS DC. And then I realized that she didn't even know most of what I was talking about. She just thought I cared about comic book movies.

Why the hell am I telling you? My most hated arch nemesis.

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Dan Riffle

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Why the hell am I telling you? My most hated arch nemesis.

Because the villain can't resist exposition.

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Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Because the villain can't resist exposition.

Made my evening.
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- Dan Riffle 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  Made my evening.
  
  Yeah, I was pretty happy with that one.
  
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  "They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax."
  
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  bizgrower 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by nvedia
  
  Too good
  
  I liked the topless bathing one, too. I also liked the one about the water park not providing towels and bathing suits. Who wants to wear a used bathing suit?
  
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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Because the villain can't resist monologuing.

Fixed it for you.

Ameteur.

Yeah, that's right...first I complimented your post, and then I trashed it......

I'm a rebel. Unpredictable....a Wild Card....I am.....Professor Chaos.

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David Beroff 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Unpredictable....a Wild Card....I am.....

...the Joker?
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  Originally Posted by David Beroff
  
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  More like the Ace of Farts
  
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Dan Riffle

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Fixed it for you.

Ameteur.

Yeah, that's right...first I complimented your post, and then I trashed it......

I'm a rebel. Unpredictable....a Wild Card....I am.....Professor Chaos.

Monologuing to provide...exposition. Your lack of understanding the nuance completely explains your preference for DC over Marvel. Completely.

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Monologuing to provide...exposition. Your lack of understanding the nuance completely explains your preference for DC over Marvel. Completely.

You are correct...and that is why I must destroy you.

And...Superman is my favorite character, because I grew up with the comic, and the TV show. It's deeply ingrained in my subconscious.

If I were 25 years younger, I would undoubtedly be a MARVEL fan. Their characters are better developed, and their universe is better mapped out.

....and the MARVEL movies of late, are just much more fun to watch.

Now I have to destroy the entire planet, to get rid of any evidence that you had a valid point.....the entire planet.

Feel better?

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Dan Riffle 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Feel better?

Indubitably.
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9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

You are correct...and that is why I must destroy you.

And...Superman is my favorite character, because I grew up with the comic, and the TV show. It's deeply ingrained in my subconscious.

If I were 25 years younger, I would undoubtedly be a MARVEL fan. Their characters are better developed, and their universe is better mapped out.

....and the MARVEL movies of late, are just much more fun to watch.

Now I have to destroy the entire planet, to get rid of any evidence that you had a valid point.....the entire planet.

Feel better?

From now on you'll be known as The Human Taint.

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Dan Riffle 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

From now on you'll be known as The Human Taint.

You're giving him too much credit.
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drewcpappas

9 years ago

I feel bad for the girl that got pregnant

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9 years ago

WOW!

"When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners."

If you thought there were too many foreigners, you should have left!

SPAiN, SPANish! ESPANOLa, ESPANOL! eSPANol, SPANish! MAYBE there is a CONNECTION?

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Cam Connor

9 years ago

Originally Posted by seasoned

WOW] "When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners."

This was by far my favorite.

I don't get why there're so many foreigners speaking Spanish ... in Spain.